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We have a female boss. She opened the engineering office, all by herself. Not many female-led offices exist, and it was my first job. Pretty quickly, I wasnt the new guy at the office. We all learned that she likes to "rotate", meaning some stay on, some move on, and she likes to hire good looking male engineers. Young, fresh. She likes them even more if the had army service, and even more if they were officers in battle. Once on a job call, the guys called our office the "barbies", which offended all three of us. But it was a fact, we were all good looking guys, around 25-30'ish. Not a 40+ to be seen. Our boss was twice my age, in her 50's. Yet she was youthful and admitted she liked to surround herself with 'fresh talent'. She had little clue in new IT automation software, but we all knew she hired us for the hardware. Her husband was a former employee, 12 years younger than her. He was the office manager, basically a secretary, and not the slightest as good looking or commanding a type as some of us, which was weird based on what we knew was her 'sexual type'.
It wasnt anything extraordinary that I suddenly had a new boss, even though I had submitted myself for the job. I had not had sex with that woman, I was the lgbt-token, and she most certainly wanted someone 'fresh meat' who'd fuck her brains out, because it seemed her sex-hubby wasnt enough. Actually, he was underwhelming in almost every regard. Physically, mentally, socially. We had no clue how he landed her, or what she saw in him. He was such a wimpy, willowy type that he even sat in the boardroom interviews where she hired her fresh meat. Perhaps, it turned him on?
I got a new boss. My years at the office, my engineering skills, counted for nothing. She got herself a fresh young engineer, Andres, from some politechnical argentinian whatever. He wasnt the typical stud in her stable, but he was certainly manly and macho. For a young guy he had receding hairline, a nice manly jawline, good looking he was, nice smile, tall and you could see his pecs create a nice manly plateau in every office shirt he wore, and with a slighly loosened shirt and tie, you could notice those were hairy. Yes, you could see he was hung af even with slighlty baggy office pants, but no, I at first, did not find him very attractive. Very soon though, judging by the looks and blushing of females in the office and the oooh and aah when his name was een mentioned, I was very much the minority. They, as did out cougar-boss, found Andres extremely sexy and attractive. It was his macho, manly, bossy behaviour. He took control with easy and calm of a much more seasoned manager, and, with he also looked older than his 26. I had never had a boss younger than me, in fact, he was younger than most of the guys under his engineering department. Him being tall and older-looking than his age, must have helped him reach that coveted position. The fact that he was living with his serious girlfriend, who we saw come to have lunch with him, and that she was a wowza 9.2 as the guys around me "agreed" in one of our "rate that chick sesh", only made him a bigger sexual desire of the females at the office. The guys on the other hand, didnt like his bossy arrogance, but he made an effort to be blokey and constantly bought beers which seemed to make up for his stern office diciplined no-nonsense demeanor.
Gradually, I was getting "him". He could switch from workaholic to alcoholic. from a stern deadline chat to a funny argentinian joke. Also, his tight office shirts, always immaculate, showed off his nice wide chest, which we knew was fantastically spread with hair right up to his manly shoulders. He once took off his shirt, late afternoon, going completely shirtless to the obvious and "oh gosh no.. but oh please yes.." excitement of female engineers, as he lifted a broken printer and took it to the ground floor. It was a fuckin heavy printer, and as was mentioned right then and there by an admiring cougar boss, "it took three of the guys last time we sent it to repairs". We felt like shrivelled up paper in the bin after that one. And his wide hairy chest was sexy af. A few months later, he was in my eyes, the sexiest guy in the office. How the fuck did I not notice it earlier. His smiles, expressions, the way he arched back and his office shirt curved around his massive chest. He wasnt the most muscular, even had an ever so slight chubby torso. But he was fuckin' hot and he was probably fuckin' a lot more than his girlfriend. Daniel, who had "psychic abilities to know who's fucking who and how much at the office" - meaning he had inside info as he was a total chatterbox with everyone, remarked Andres was 'feasting' as he so eloquently put it. meaning he was having sex with multiple women, of course - including the ceo. Daniel also remarked to me, on numerous occasions, that Andres was 'hung like a horse'. Helen, or horny-helen who had the hots for just about any man but who probably made a stalkerish shrine for Andres by then, kept finding excuses to take photos of him, and said Andres had 'argentinian-farmer masculine energy'. Though his family were never farmers anywhere, he had told her.
I was never into straight porn, so it was Horny Helen who had "accidently" started an office-buzz alerting ourselves to the porn actor Stirling Cooper. 'He's him, I'm telling you!' she shout-whispered in my ear. 'Helen, perhaps youre waching too much porn?' I joked. She could confide in me, her lgbt bff, the horny-female-friendly person. Then I went home and watched sterling cooper in some porn movies. The tall, well built man, same face, almost as if they were twins, same sexy receding hairline, same little-wrinkled smile, same chest (although, Andres had a slighly wider, defined and better hairy pectorals). But for all purposes of watching Andres have good sex with hot women, Stirling Cooper was his perfect doppelganger. They, in many scenes, had the same motions, looks, smiles, and sensual reactions as we could see between Andres and his girlfriend.
Watching a young stirling cooper fuck a hot chick was watching your boss fuck the office staff right infront of your eyes. The next day, when Andres held an office meeting to debrief on new projects, I could almost see him fuck Helen on the boardroom table.
They were so similar looking it was uncanny - maybe my boss IS Stirling cooper? No thats ridiculous. but we did not have to imagine much Andres having sex. we looked at each other, grown men for god sakes, and when he turned to the board, placing one hand on the side of the board, like he was about to fuck that board, we burst out laughing. Andres turned around, asking in his manly macho way, what was funny about what he said? It was Daniel who rescued us - oh she made a funny gesture he said pointing at the door where Helen had just walked by. we had so many close calls, but had the doppelganger porn actor come to Andres's attention already? What would he do or say when he found out? We were about to know quicker than we thought.
It wasnt anything extraordinary that I suddenly had a new boss, even though I had submitted myself for the job. I had not had sex with that woman, I was the lgbt-token, and she most certainly wanted someone 'fresh meat' who'd fuck her brains out, because it seemed her sex-hubby wasnt enough. Actually, he was underwhelming in almost every regard. Physically, mentally, socially. We had no clue how he landed her, or what she saw in him. He was such a wimpy, willowy type that he even sat in the boardroom interviews where she hired her fresh meat. Perhaps, it turned him on?
I got a new boss. My years at the office, my engineering skills, counted for nothing. She got herself a fresh young engineer, Andres, from some politechnical argentinian whatever. He wasnt the typical stud in her stable, but he was certainly manly and macho. For a young guy he had receding hairline, a nice manly jawline, good looking he was, nice smile, tall and you could see his pecs create a nice manly plateau in every office shirt he wore, and with a slighly loosened shirt and tie, you could notice those were hairy. Yes, you could see he was hung af even with slighlty baggy office pants, but no, I at first, did not find him very attractive. Very soon though, judging by the looks and blushing of females in the office and the oooh and aah when his name was een mentioned, I was very much the minority. They, as did out cougar-boss, found Andres extremely sexy and attractive. It was his macho, manly, bossy behaviour. He took control with easy and calm of a much more seasoned manager, and, with he also looked older than his 26. I had never had a boss younger than me, in fact, he was younger than most of the guys under his engineering department. Him being tall and older-looking than his age, must have helped him reach that coveted position. The fact that he was living with his serious girlfriend, who we saw come to have lunch with him, and that she was a wowza 9.2 as the guys around me "agreed" in one of our "rate that chick sesh", only made him a bigger sexual desire of the females at the office. The guys on the other hand, didnt like his bossy arrogance, but he made an effort to be blokey and constantly bought beers which seemed to make up for his stern office diciplined no-nonsense demeanor.
Gradually, I was getting "him". He could switch from workaholic to alcoholic. from a stern deadline chat to a funny argentinian joke. Also, his tight office shirts, always immaculate, showed off his nice wide chest, which we knew was fantastically spread with hair right up to his manly shoulders. He once took off his shirt, late afternoon, going completely shirtless to the obvious and "oh gosh no.. but oh please yes.." excitement of female engineers, as he lifted a broken printer and took it to the ground floor. It was a fuckin heavy printer, and as was mentioned right then and there by an admiring cougar boss, "it took three of the guys last time we sent it to repairs". We felt like shrivelled up paper in the bin after that one. And his wide hairy chest was sexy af. A few months later, he was in my eyes, the sexiest guy in the office. How the fuck did I not notice it earlier. His smiles, expressions, the way he arched back and his office shirt curved around his massive chest. He wasnt the most muscular, even had an ever so slight chubby torso. But he was fuckin' hot and he was probably fuckin' a lot more than his girlfriend. Daniel, who had "psychic abilities to know who's fucking who and how much at the office" - meaning he had inside info as he was a total chatterbox with everyone, remarked Andres was 'feasting' as he so eloquently put it. meaning he was having sex with multiple women, of course - including the ceo. Daniel also remarked to me, on numerous occasions, that Andres was 'hung like a horse'. Helen, or horny-helen who had the hots for just about any man but who probably made a stalkerish shrine for Andres by then, kept finding excuses to take photos of him, and said Andres had 'argentinian-farmer masculine energy'. Though his family were never farmers anywhere, he had told her.
I was never into straight porn, so it was Horny Helen who had "accidently" started an office-buzz alerting ourselves to the porn actor Stirling Cooper. 'He's him, I'm telling you!' she shout-whispered in my ear. 'Helen, perhaps youre waching too much porn?' I joked. She could confide in me, her lgbt bff, the horny-female-friendly person. Then I went home and watched sterling cooper in some porn movies. The tall, well built man, same face, almost as if they were twins, same sexy receding hairline, same little-wrinkled smile, same chest (although, Andres had a slighly wider, defined and better hairy pectorals). But for all purposes of watching Andres have good sex with hot women, Stirling Cooper was his perfect doppelganger. They, in many scenes, had the same motions, looks, smiles, and sensual reactions as we could see between Andres and his girlfriend.
Watching a young stirling cooper fuck a hot chick was watching your boss fuck the office staff right infront of your eyes. The next day, when Andres held an office meeting to debrief on new projects, I could almost see him fuck Helen on the boardroom table.
They were so similar looking it was uncanny - maybe my boss IS Stirling cooper? No thats ridiculous. but we did not have to imagine much Andres having sex. we looked at each other, grown men for god sakes, and when he turned to the board, placing one hand on the side of the board, like he was about to fuck that board, we burst out laughing. Andres turned around, asking in his manly macho way, what was funny about what he said? It was Daniel who rescued us - oh she made a funny gesture he said pointing at the door where Helen had just walked by. we had so many close calls, but had the doppelganger porn actor come to Andres's attention already? What would he do or say when he found out? We were about to know quicker than we thought.




