My Christmas Wish

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  1. mark115

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    Hey everyone! it's almost Christmas! So just post your Christmas wish here and who knows, maybe someone in LPSG help you achieve it.

    I'll start, here's mine..
    1.) Lots of Sex
    2.) Money
    3.) and to wake up and find rickyg and nick444 naked in my bed. :rolleyes:
     
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    1) good friends
    2) finally sex
    3) being healthy
    4) succeeding for college
     
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    Here goes:
    1) - peace, 2) - continued good health, 3) - good friends, 4) - FINALLY someone to
    hold.

    Happy. Holy, Healthy Christmas to all.
     
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    1) To have a threesome with Ben Affleck, Michael C. Hall and George Clooney.
    2) To have a threesome with Jon Hamm, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Matt McColm.
    3) World peace, sage leadership, less schadenfreude, conscientious implementations, prosperous economies and low gas prices for everyone.
    4) <sarcasm> &#1608;&#1610;&#1580;&#1608;&#1586; &#1601;&#1610; &#1605;&#1578;&#1580;&#1585; &#1571;&#1581;&#1584;&#1610;&#1577; &#1593;&#1604;&#1609; &#1587;&#1602;&#1608;&#1591; &#1575;&#1604;&#1585;&#1574;&#1610;&#1587; &#1576;&#1608;&#1588;. &#1608;&#1607;&#1584;&#1575; &#1603;&#1575;&#1601;&#1585;</sarcasm>.:rolleyes::smile:
    5) To have a bigger cock in 2009. I am going for a 200% increase using bodybuiding techniques (Does fucking a bodybuider count?) and drink protein shakes (Is swallowing a lot of sperm from a bodybuilder who only drinks Evian count?) .
    6) If a cute Mormon comes to my door next year and looks at me with a sexual glance, I am going to high dive and perfect 10 that ass. And he will have to deal with his morning wood and a throbbing prostate in the morning.
    7) That everyone in the world finds satisfaction in all aspects of their lives.
     
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    oh yeah, i remebered. I also wish for:
    1.) continued good health (copied from uncut oakland..:redface:)
    2.) to travel to europe after i finish college this term
    3.) and that everyone will get their wishes..(too cheesy sorry):smile:
     
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    First and most important, to have good health. Unfortunately many people don't have health and yet when they lose it they realize that how important it was.

    Second, to succeed in college.

    And third, to lose my virginity. And find that special someone, a great girl.
     
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    1. everyone to get what they need and enough of what they want to keep life sweet.

    2. everyone to have a little more common sense and a lot more empathy. *self included*

    3. salt water aquarium with sea horses/sea dragons.

    ML
     
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    Ohh, now there's a sandwich within which I wouldn't mind being the 'meat'. :biggrin1:

    My primary wish this year is for the leading economists to be proven wrong and for 2009 to not be the disasterous year so many are predicting. :rolleyes:
     
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    • Good health for my family, friends, and myself.
    • A cure for Parkinson's Disease.
    • A job that doesn't make me have anxiety attacks.
    • Either a cocker spaniel or a rat terrier puppy
     
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    I want to get thoroughly, totally enmeshed, involved, STEEPED in good classic literature.

    Ok - and sex with Christian Bale would be all right too.

    Oh, and as Miss America likes to say, world peace!
     
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    Nick444 naked in your bed? You're clearly suffering from ChristmasConfusion. With all the Saint Nicks running around at this time of year, though, I can understand. Happy Holidays, buddy.
     
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    a JOB that pays well and is not insanely stressful.
     
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    For my soldier to come home alive!
     
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    I hear that blowjobs are like that. :smile:
     
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    1. Continue to expand and grow and BE a blessing to friends and family.
    2. To understand more of "let go and let God".
    3. Find the time for new friends and a few special friends with benefits as well in my life.
    4. Expanding my view of self worth to the point where I never involve myself in limiting situations ever again.
    5. See my family prosper and grow as well. In health, wealth, wisdom and love.
    6. I hope Obama makes great strides this next year in our country towards growth and healing.
     
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    1) Passing my exams
    2) Wealth (and I mean a lot)
    3) Good health for me and my friends and family
    4) World peace
     
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    Pieterjoke having seen your pictures I wish to wake up on Christmas morning and find you next to me
     
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    1. To keep on getting closer to my family
    2. To get the new job that I'm working on getting
    3. To really make progress on the spiritual project I'm working on
    4. To have a lot of really hot, really fun orgasms
     
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    1) less violence and inhumanity to man in the world.

    2) Continued hot sex

    3) continue striving to be a positive influence in my world...
     
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    haha ok nick8, i also wouldn't mind waking up seeing you naked in my bed.:biggrin1:.. merry christmas to all.:smile:
     
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