My Clit Is Absolutely Huge!!!

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Congratulations on your first thousand posts, Snoozan! You've contributed so many great posts in your time here at LPSG. I echo others in stating how great it is that you returned!:smile:

:laola:
 

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Me too nineinch. I have a lesbian friend who has a pumped larger than average sized clit that she likes to have sucked. Was hoping for a pic to compare. lol

Anyway congrats snoozan on that milestone clit of a thousand posts.



oh dammit. I came here expecting a chance to boast about the girl I'm seeing right now- who clearly has the biggest clit I have ever seen in my life. At least in person. It's great fun to play with.

Anyway, kudos snoozan.
 

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Very nice avatar.

Happy 1,000!

I thought men were supposed to get there sooner, I'm almost........there.

Is that a 300mm in your avator, or are you just happy to see me?

If it is a 300mm, or even a 200mm you are statistically: WAY above average or just above average.

I know, I know, it's the girth that matters.


Any which way, you are appreciated.
 

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congrats snoozan!

one of the faves of all time ;-)

Thank you! *bows* It's good to see you too!

Your 1,000th post was simply CLITORICIOUS, Snoozan. You're a clit-tastic girl who's highly clit-telligent and a blast to be around.

Oh, and you have one gynormous fucking clit on you.

Big D, this thread was clit-spired by you, of course. Speaking of which, did I tell you all that I am getting my pubes waxed and leaving some hair right above my clit in a horizontal line? I call it the Clitler. That was a terrible joke, wasn't it?

oh dammit. I came here expecting a chance to boast about the girl I'm seeing right now- who clearly has the biggest clit I have ever seen in my life. At least in person. It's great fun to play with.

Anyway, kudos snoozan.

Is she Korean, NIC? Is it true that Korean and other Asian women are over-endowed in the clitoris department to make up for the smaller-than-average penis size displayed by Asian men? Maybe you should start a thread about the co-evolution of the tiny Asian penis and the giant Asian clit...

This sounds like the perfect moment for a ...


BIG CLIT PARTY!!!
:fest06: :jester: :clit: :fest30: :friday:

Matthew, I am assuming you'll be helping me out by servicing the men I can't take on at one time?

My my, dolfette will be jealous of your 1000 post sized clit!

See below...

Congrats Snoozan! I look forward to your next 1000 posts.

Thank you!

Congrats on 1000!

And you too!

Ah yes, the very rare Clitorisaurus Postus Onemillus.

Did you just call my clit onerous? It is, really. The physical as well as mental weight of it are staggering.

That's one big ole clit, lady.

You would know, wouldn't you?

Well done, Snoozan, here's to many more.

I'm glad you've returned to us.

Thank you! It's good to be back. I had forgotten how much fun this place is.

i was about to get grumpy about ou rubbing your huge clit size in my face...

but it actually sounds like fun.

See, I knew you'd get on board with worshipping my moster clit with your mouth and tongue. Hell, I'll even service your little nub with a micro-vibe while you're doing it. :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

Gigantic congratulations on post #1000--of course the title alone would have drawn huge viewership (especially if you had promised photos, even the queers--such as me--would have lined up for a viewing).

Then again, it's a thread begun by a sweet natured poster--that rates a thousand views and responses of its own.

Thank you sir, and I will eventually affix photos... Though I am still being coy about that. Now, about this "sweet natured" thing-- oh you just wait...

Congrats?

Yes.

Congratulations Snoozan, I'm glad that you returned! I can see now that I really missed out on your humour during my absence!

Thank you. You mean you enjoy my ill-timed bad jokes? Or you laugh at me, not with me?:tongue:

looks like a telephoto clit, or is it a zoom?
what's the fuckal length on that thing?

I'm happy you passed 1000 Sue!

Actually it's a macro that's perfect for work in close, tight spaces. The fuckal length is variable depending on the amount of extension needed....

I don't know, but I'll bet she has great depth of feeled.

400mm at least.


Kisses back to you, my handsome friend.

Bend over and take a very deep breath.

What I've been waiting for this whole thread...

Congrats on the BIG 1000 (and the the big clit)!!!:biggrin1:

Merci!

:tongue:

She will be

Yes, I will be. (I will be what?).

Congrats on 1000!!

*bows to the pretty lady in the purple wedding dress*

Congratulations on your first thousand posts, Snoozan! You've contributed so many great posts in your time here at LPSG. I echo others in stating how great it is that you returned!:smile:

So I'm not completely nosensical in my posts? Maybe I have more brain cells than I think rattling around in my skull. I'm glad to be back, and glad that you noticed! Whee!

Congrats on the 1000th post there, Snoozie.

Wow, I haven't been called Snoozie in ages. I like it.

Yeah!!!!! Congrats! What are you going to post for 1,001?

This was supposed to be it but I think this is 1,002. 1,001 was some Leonard Cohen lyrics. I can't pass up the opportunity to quote Leonard Cohen.

Me too nineinch. I have a lesbian friend who has a pumped larger than average sized clit that she likes to have sucked. Was hoping for a pic to compare. lol

Anyway congrats snoozan on that milestone clit of a thousand posts.

Sorry about the disappointment. Next time I attach the vacuum cleaner to my girly bits I'll post pics, I promise.

Very nice avatar.

Happy 1,000!

I thought men were supposed to get there sooner, I'm almost........there.

Is that a 300mm in your avator, or are you just happy to see me?

If it is a 300mm, or even a 200mm you are statistically: WAY above average or just above average.

I know, I know, it's the girth that matters.


Any which way, you are appreciated.

It is. My girth is a healthy 2.8. I'm trying to get it to 1.4 or even 1.0, but the investmwntr would be significant.

Congrats!!! Love your posts, glad you're back, and niiiiice clit :wink:, hehe.

We ladies should have a party celebrating our clits. I think we should get them painted festive colors.

CLITASTIC - congrats - your posts are such good value for money!

Keep banging them out (oh, and posting here too, of course)

Oh, don't worry, I will on both counts. Now, where's that dollar (US) you owe me?

it's difficult for Snoozan to enter a room incognito coz her clit always preceeds her, announcing her arrival

It talks too?

Congratulations Snooz! Top quality postings and a top quality clit . :tongue: :smile:
:laola: :kiss:

Thanks, Yorkie, from me and my giant clit.
 

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See, I knew you'd get on board with worshipping my moster clit with your mouth and tongue. Hell, I'll even service your little nub with a micro-vibe while you're doing it. :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
you know how to use my small clit humiliation fetish *swoon*

i can feel pathetic whilst adoring your wonderclit!
 

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Thank you! *bows* It's good to see you too!

Big D, this thread was clit-spired by you, of course. Speaking of which, did I tell you all that I am getting my pubes waxed and leaving some hair right above my clit in a horizontal line? I call it the Clitler. That was a terrible joke, wasn't it?

Is she Korean, NIC? Is it true that Korean and other Asian women are over-endowed in the clitoris department to make up for the smaller-than-average penis size displayed by Asian men? Maybe you should start a thread about the co-evolution of the tiny Asian penis and the giant Asian clit...

Matthew, I am assuming you'll be helping me out by servicing the men I can't take on at one time?

See below...

Thank you!

And you too!

Did you just call my clit onerous? It is, really. The physical as well as mental weight of it are staggering.

You would know, wouldn't you?

Thank you! It's good to be back. I had forgotten how much fun this place is.

See, I knew you'd get on board with worshipping my moster clit with your mouth and tongue. Hell, I'll even service your little nub with a micro-vibe while you're doing it. :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

Thank you sir, and I will eventually affix photos... Though I am still being coy about that. Now, about this "sweet natured" thing-- oh you just wait...

Yes.

Thank you. You mean you enjoy my ill-timed bad jokes? Or you laugh at me, not with me?:tongue:

Actually it's a macro that's perfect for work in close, tight spaces. The fuckal length is variable depending on the amount of extension needed....

400mm at least.

Kisses back to you, my handsome friend.

What I've been waiting for this whole thread...

Merci!

Yes, I will be. (I will be what?).

*bows to the pretty lady in the purple wedding dress*

So I'm not completely nosensical in my posts? Maybe I have more brain cells than I think rattling around in my skull. I'm glad to be back, and glad that you noticed! Whee!

Wow, I haven't been called Snoozie in ages. I like it.

This was supposed to be it but I think this is 1,002. 1,001 was some Leonard Cohen lyrics. I can't pass up the opportunity to quote Leonard Cohen.

Sorry about the disappointment. Next time I attach the vacuum cleaner to my girly bits I'll post pics, I promise.

It is. My girth is a healthy 2.8. I'm trying to get it to 1.4 or even 1.0, but the investmwntr would be significant.

We ladies should have a party celebrating our clits. I think we should get them painted festive colors.

Oh, don't worry, I will on both counts. Now, where's that dollar (US) you owe me?

It talks too?

Thanks, Yorkie, from me and my giant clit.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Fuck! Give this woman an OSCAR - just so we can hear the speech!! That's gotta be a first - a thank you more amazing than the tributes - you are the true original NICE person Snoozan. Kudos!

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
 

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I'm personally glad that you chose the "Clitler", Nazi inspired genital grooming Snoozan. My wife has been eyeing up the "Ayatollah Clit-meini" look where she dyes her pubes silver and grows them out about 12 inches to a menacing looking point.