My cock vs 12" banana

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Never seen a foot long banana at any market or grocery store where I've shopped, but that doesn't mean you're not huge

Who would think I found that banana at speedway and even though I'm like two inches away from being the size of the banana it means I'm not big....whaaaaaaa????
 

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Who would think I found that banana at speedway and even though I'm like two inches away from being the size of the banana it means I'm not big....whaaaaaaa????
That's a nice one :
"jelqing results my goal is to be as big as the banana"
Next time you take a smaller banana... et voila you have grown another 2".

In the Tour de France today, they have a long etappe of 439,500 banana's.
 
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I'm more impressed in how your hand is 6" across frankly. :biggrin1:

Exactly! And the tip of your middle finger is fully 1" wide. I have huge hands, need XXL and XXXL gloves, and the tip of my middle finger is only 3/4" wide.
 

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Man you guys over analyze things...for one I'm 6'3" and two hundred and fifty pounds my hands are bigger than my fathers and big enough to grab my girlfriends face.
 

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I was comparing the banana to the mouse Matt in one of the pics. Anyone have a mouse Matt handy they can measure you can use that as a scale and work out how big the banana is?

I have never seen a 12 inch banana either.

If you want to "prove" your size, you'd use something that no one could question, a ruler for exampl?
 

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I think I'm going to take a ruler to the banana too I've never seen one this big either I've only those rinky dink ones lol I just happened to see this one at the line of speed way an was like "I have to buy this" lol
 
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I've seen an 8 foot banana, 2 actually. I come from the land of the big banana too. If ya have one this big, it would be impressive :)
 

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and big enough to grab my girlfriends face.

That is fucking hilarious. First off, I guess your girlfriend's face is smaller than yours? Well, one of the biological 'constants' is that your hand and face are the same size. So I'd imagine your hand is big enough to grab your own face! Wow!

Second, bigger hands than your father?! Wow. Your father's hands are famous throughout the land for being very big so yours must be huge!

This thread is hilarious.

http://www.notquitenigella.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/thewarofthebananastands.jpg
 
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I think I'm going to take a ruler to the banana too I've never seen one this big either I've only those rinky dink ones lol I just happened to see this one at the line of speed way an was like "I have to buy this" lol

Why don't you just measure your cock instead?