My dad caught my mom in bed with an Arab

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    My dad came home from work one day and caught an 18 year old Arab guy lying on top of my mom, violently pounding her. He just stood there frozen for several minutes and watched. Later he admitted it kinda turned him on.
     
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    Eat shit...Mr. Web Warrior.
     
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    More importantly dude!

    How did your mom get out of that one?? What excuse did she use?

    Did she say -

    The pizza delivery boy slipped over onto the bed?
    The plumber lost his spanner under the bedcovers?
    It was her new junior doctor doing a vagina swab?
    It was her long lost nephew whos rather over-excitable?
    It was the neighbour helping her adjust her underwear?
    It was the gardener looking for his sheers?
     
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    Are you mental Sandra?
     
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    Neither of those. I am the one who introduced him to my mom. We go to the same college.
     
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    guys, clearly this post implies that the arab was beating her mother. i'm glad she got out of that one without acid in her face or having her genitals mutilated
     
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    I see!!!

    Your your mum was kindly helping him with his homework!!! BLESS :biggrin1:
     
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    Yeah, as opposed to Americans who beat their wives, drown their own kids in bathtubs and dance naked after murdering their wives. Nice try, Yank.
     
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    My mind is torn between being :eek: and :eek:wned2:
     
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    Yeah. My friend was a virgin when he met my mom, but she says he outperforms my dad in bed.
     
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    there is no need to bring my family into this
     
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    SANDRA

    The Duder was trying to be nice and supportive towards your mum as i read it
     
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    Girlfriend!!

    How could you still be friends with this college guy after all that went on???

    Keep your dignity and respect your family is my advice - take it or leave it dudess xx
     
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    it's ok her dad performed the sacred "honor killing" and they were able to put it all behind them.
     
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    Um, Damian, studly, you're not really trying to chat to "her" rationally, are you??? :eek:
     
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    5420 posts. Wow. Someone needs to get off the computer and get a life. Talk about SPAMBOTS.
     
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    Friendships and family are obviously done differently over there....
     
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    Why are you telling anybody, about this? Wouldn't it be better to keep this amongst the family?
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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