My Dad

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  1. wweisben

    wweisben New Member

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    I thought my dad was always gay and i was right. I found his gay profile on gaydar . found he had over 100 gay videos/dvd's in the loft and kinky pants. So wen he got drink one night and passed out asleep i sucked him till he cummed in my mouth it was a great night ( he dose not know) anyone here done anyhting like that or done anyhting with family members

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  2. twista

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    That shit is SICK!!! Your dad? :wow: :shrug: :wow:
     
  3. wweisben

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    he is young used to be a body builder . he is 32 . had me very young!
     
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    I think this belongs in the Fiction section.
     
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    You missed 'once upon a time' from the beginning...
     
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    ...I stuck a flute in my pussy!
     
  7. Pecker

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    Coyote Droppings


    Ingredients:

    2 cups brown sugar
    1 cup margarine
    1/2 cup white corn syrup
    1/2 tsp. baking soda
    14 1/2 ounce package Cheetos


    Directions:

    Bring sugar, margarine and syrup to a boil for 5 minutes.
    Remove from fire.
    Add baking soda. Stir.
    Pour over Cheetos in large bowl.
    Quickly toss and spread on 10x15 pan, sprayed with PAM.
    Bake at 250 degrees F. for 1 hour, stirring every 15 minutes.
    Pour out on waxed paper sprayed with PAM.
    Quickly separate Cheeto pieces.
     
  8. Freddie53

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    Pecker, you are too funny.
    Are Coyote Droppings and Bull Shit similar? Just wondering.
    Bet we can use the same recipe.
     
  9. jonb

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    YHBT YHL HAND
     
  10. Pecker

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    Pecker, you are too funny.
    Are Coyote Droppings and Bull Shit similar? Just wondering.
    Bet we can use the same recipe.
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    Coyote droppings are appetizers. Bull Shit would be a main course (unless of course it's soupy.) :puke:
     
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    If there are reality police around, now is the time for them to pounce!!!
     
  12. prepstudinsc

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    I'm a member of the reality police...this isn't worth the effort to pursue. Trolls like this wither up and die on their own. Don't bother to respond and it will just go away.

    However, I'm trying to figure out what "kinky pants" are and how they make a person gay.
     
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    Perhaps they are fur-lined?
     
  14. root00

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    Pecker I didn't know we had coyotes on east coast.
     
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    Oh, yes! I gathered a few droppings from my lawn just this morning!
     
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    Spam Shake

    1 Can of Spam.
    1 tin of Anchovies
    2 12oz cans of beer
    4 oz tomato juice
    1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
    1/2 cup chopped up parsley
    1/4 cup chopped scallions
    dash of Tabasco
    salt (if you'd need it), pepper to taste

    Put it in blender and blend until smooth.

    Serve chilled with celery stick.
     
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    ..."So wen he got drink one night and passed out asleep i sucked him till he cummed in my mouth..."

    In Sweden that is considered rape.
     
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    Ew! But I guess it's not as bad as a Spam Float. :puke:
     
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    Just because he's on gaydar and he has 100 gay videos and DVDs and he let you suck him off when he was drunk (or drink), doesn't make him gay.

    The fact he has a LOFT, though, is the true sign of a homo.
     
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    ONLY if it has track lighting.
     
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