My daddy is ???

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  1. ghb69

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    A young girl loses her first tooth. Taking it and showing her mother, her mom explains to her that she has to put it under her pillow and the Tooth Fairy will repace it with money. That evening when father, he to tells her the Tooth Fairy story and sends he to bed. As mom and dad head for bed later that night dad sneaks into his daughters room and slips a silver dollar under her pillow and takes the tooth, Not realizing she was not asleep.

    The next day when dad comes home from work he sees his daughter dancing and singing infront of the house. As he climbs out of the car he stops dead in his tracks, as he hears his daughter chanting as loud as she can, "My Daddy's a Fairy My Daddy's a Fairy."
     
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    Haha, That was cute :smile:
     
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    Well, back when queer meant strange more than gay, I was in our back yard yelling my sister is queer. My mom came outside and told me to not say it. She wouldn't tell me why either. haha
     
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    U are cute!
     
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    "There are fairies at the bottom of my garden", yeah? I used to live in Bayswater too.
     
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    Wonder what the neighbors thought?
     
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