my dare to the boys: turn us on!

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  1. dolfette

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    write something,
    or post a picture,
    or link us to a sound or video clip.

    but do something hot!
    see if you can turn us on.

    it'll take more than a pic of your todger,
    more than a bit of dirty talk.
    it'll take imagination,
    and creativity,
    a touch of charm,
    and a dirty, dirty mind.

    who can meet the challenge?
    and the prize...
    the smug satisfaction of a job well done,
    and the admiration of the ladies of lpsg!

    well...what are you waiting for?
     
  2. StraightCock4Her

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    Steamy creamy hard bodied porn is the best way to go when you feel like getting off by posting random shit like this.
     
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    I had this dream about you the other night dolfie. I had been out drinking when the insatiable need for a booty call became urgent. When I got to your house and knocked on the door you answered all painted up much like you are in your gallery.

    I ask you for what I want and imperceptibly annoyed you invite me in where we get naked. I'm standing above you and you between my legs when I say something in "guy" language that elicits a quick hard punch to the bladder from you to me. What was once a beautifully hard over arching beer cock - that would have been a night long laster - magically turns into a golden shower of copious beer scented discharge.

    You end up sitting in a pool of paint all clean to be seen but your face. You get up and reach for a towel and of choice wipe your face clean. Finally bared for all the world to see as the inveterate cock watcher that you are. ;-)
     
  4. dolfette

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    ew!
    that was great! :biggrin1:
    they say humour is an aphrodisiac.
    ...though i suspect any moist panties will only be due to laughter leakage.
     
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    Any ladies want to join me in the pool?
     

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    In my invented dream I was willing to take any wet pussy to come along laughter induced or whatever - I'd think. Don't know yet. The on the spot demand to perform might have short changed the oeuvre.

    Oh, well.
     
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    yawn.
     
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    Yawn?

    Unless you're pulling on my pud I'm going to enjoy my refractory period.
     
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    dolfete, I need u and want you sooo bad! I want u on ur hands and knees on my bed and I want you to rub your pussy and make it wet!

    I then want u to spread ur arse cheeks apart and with me looking into your eyes, seeing nothing but want, desire and need! I want to hear you tell me that you need my cock inside your pussy and roughly fucking you with no remorse! and then I want to hear you moan and scream with pleasure when I do, beggin me for more and more!

    I want to grab your hair and hold your head down on the bed while I am fucking your wet pussy and keep doing so until I have no more control and need to turn you over and come all over your tits and your pretty face! and then.....I want to do it all over again! But this time I want to come in your pussy, I want to leave my mark like you are mine and leave you quivering in total satisfaction!!!
     
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    Oh dear...
     
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    Porn is for losers.
     
  12. StraightCock4Her

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    Then I'm sure you have a shitload of it Patchy :wink::biggrin1::eek:
     
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    Perhaps I was mistaken. This post may just be entertaining.
     
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    Men, ya'll just carry on posting pics of your todgers and talking dirty.

    Works for me.
     
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    Sorry, my muse has left.
     
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    I know that was for dolfette, but that kinda turned me on.... :biggrin1:
     
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    Chocolate.

    Black American Express Card.

    Shoes.
     
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    I love eating pussy more than getting blowjobs. :tongue:
     
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    The call during the hunt.. Shoe sale!
     
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