my dare to the boys: turn us on!

[King_ding_a_ling]

I got it! I would DO you, and stuff.

Then, we would make wookie with your vajayjay and then you would call me the Clit Commander!!!

I would ride you like a whale rides the waves of the ocean.

Make you ride me so hard the walnuts in the kitchen exploded!

 

[deleted395785]

this would be easier if women had an 'ON' switch. oh well.

 

[Symphonic]

Any man willing to sell his dignity to turn on random women isn't worth his salt.

 

[Lonely8incher]

ok here is my try at it.

i show up at your door with a dozen roses and a bag or two of things to make for dinner. i sit you down and go into the kitchen. i bring you to the table and serve you dinner that is hot off of the stove. after dinner, i sit you down in front of the tv and turn on your fav show or movie. i go into the kitchen again and get the dishes washed and put away. i come back out to you and wisper sweet nothings like i was wrong and you was right into your ear. i say im sorry for everything and sound like i genuinly mean it. we get touchy there on the couch untill we are both wanting so badly to take things elsewere. at that point i stand up say thank you for the evening and i go back home untill next time.

 

[Moez???]

i have lots of money

 

[B_capslock]

Check out some of Capslock's threads:

Gurgling Turd bubbles coming outta my ass!!

epic queefs!

The biggest, plumpest dump you've ever taken...

I am honored!!


here ya go ladies!
XTube Videos

 

[wseattle]

My GF couldn't get enough of this a few years ago:

Porn for Women Home

"Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just
so, men insist on changing diapers, delicious dinners await,
and flatulence is just not that funny."

porn for men.. women have mouths but cant talk..ps its justtttttttttt a joke..

 

[Smooth88]

I would post a scenario but my scenerios are extremely elaborate and I'm afraid I'd get hit with the tl;dr sign

 

[fanofme]

you women and your games.. you got internet in the kitchen now?

 

[D_Czarova Zucchini]

(not fair as it's kate bush, but anyway...)

man with the child in his eyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F5XHZ0NPGc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUTkdw4C0XA&feature=related

 

[hardone]

There she is... walking by herself on the beach... the waves curling around her legs. She looks so at peace... just walking, hands swinging by her side. She stops a moment... hands on her hips as she watches some of the sailboats in the water.


She's wearing a bikini top and shorts... so beautiful even if she doesn't think so herself. Her curvy form sets the fire burning in him... he loves her body... curvy in the right places. She's always saying she's fat... if only she believed how much he desired her body... delighting in the feel of it under his fingers... kissing every inch of it. To him it was perfect... and it was all his to have. He smiled at that thought... she was shy... but behind closed doors in their own world... the tigress came out. Oh how she excited him... how he savored her touches... yearning to fill her as much as she yearned to be filled by him.


He went back to watching her... she started to walk back now... from this view he could see her wonderful breasts... barely covered by the triangles of her bikini top. She's not normally so daring as to walk around with just that top on... but the beach was empty. She was so beautiful... he felt those stirrings again... it never took long when he was with her.


He decided not to hide anymore and walked towards her. As he approached, he saw her look up and then quickly shake her top out ready to slip over her head. When she saw it was him, she smiled and ran up to him leaping into his arms.


"Hi baby. What are you doing here?" she asked... his answer was a kiss... he captured her lips with his... moving tenderly over hers... tasting the salty tang on them. His hands held her face still while his tongue explored her mouth. She moaned against his mouth... snaked her arms around his neck and pressed her body hard against his... wanting to get as close as she possibly could. He pressed back against her... wanting her to feel how she had affected him. She pulled back from the kiss and looked into his eyes... desire so apparent in both their gazes. No words were needed... they both needed each other now. He took her hand and led her behind the sand dunes... to a private little spot away from peering eyes. He lay down and pulled her to lie on top of him.



Lips met and the passion burned again. His hands wandered down the length of her body... down to her ass... cupping them and squeezing... then back up to her beautiful breasts. She lifted her chest slightly to give him access... he cupped them both in his hands... his thumb making slow circles against her hardened nipples. She sat up and undid her top... he just lay there and gazed and her breasts... taking in the sight... mmmm... and then he pulled he towards him so he could take that wonderful nipple into his mouth... his tongue flicking lightly at the nipple while his fingers were playing with the other one. He sucked it hard into his mouth... biting gently.


Ooohhhh she moaned pressing harder against his mouth. He reached down to slide her shorts off... nipple still in his mouth he slid a finger between her lips... oh how wet she was... sliding it right into the moistness... feeling the silky smooth inside... and then bringing it out again to rub her sweet clit... round and round. He needed to taste her. He pushed her back, lifting her hips to place that sweet pussy on his mouth. Oh yess... the taste of her... so sweet... he lapped up her juices... letting his tongue lick from the bottom right up to her clit... sucking it in gently. She moved her hips, grinding against his tongue... her orgasm was coming... he could feel it building.


Mmm... he so loved to feel her cum on his face but he needed to be inside her. He moved her back down and slowly she lowered herself onto his cock... such a delicious feeling. The wonderful feeling as each bit of his cock disappeared into her wetness. And for her the sensations as his cock slowly filled her. Their eyes locked... desire and passion pouring out from their gazes... holding onto that gaze, she started moving her hips. His hands on her hips, moving up and down with her, urging her faster as he felt the feelings intensify, moans escaped her lips... that sweet sound just driving his passion even more. It wouldn't take long now... they were both burning for release. He grabbed harder at her hips and moved her up and down along his length... faster... faster... her moans increasing ... until she threw her head back and waves took over... feeling her pussy contract against his throbbing cock took him there too... calling out her name as he rode those waves with her.

 

[flic900]

two simple words are all i've ever needed:

"brace yourself!"

 

[Symphonic]

two simple words are all i've ever needed:

"brace yourself!"

No, really, I find this amusing.

 

[flic900]

No, really, I find this amusing.

hahahhaaa! i LOVE sarcasm!

Look - I can do it too!

 

[MTHgasm]

She craves to know that when she is with her MAN; he can take away all of her fears, pressures and insecurities so that she only feels the surreal pleasure that she feels from being submissive to her MAN.

HER MAN who makes her feel SO GOOD that she would let him have his way with her to keep the pleasure coming; a pleasure she only gets from her MAN who can make her feel in the moment by showing her it is safe to be hot for her MAN; to really be herself.

A WOMAN can not experience the FULL EXTENT of her submissive sexuality if she doesn't let go of the restrictions society puts on her sexuality.

She has to surrender to her MAN to feel truly sexy, truly hot because her MAN knows that when she surrenders her essence to her MAN with complete immersion it is her gift he has to TAKE from her and love as his own.

She needs the pleasure she feels from her man to break through all social barriers and when that happens, she needs her MAN who makes her feel this way, to just take all she has to give which is her body, mind, heart and soul and know her MAN LOVES MAKING HER FEEL THIS WAY, and would never think about betraying her because he really does know her gift, that he has taken, he now owns, and if something were to happen to it, it would devastate him.

 

[sleeves18]

i got nothing for you, but the pics in my gallery

 

[philly_po]

lol i fuck her till her nose bleeds lol


biggy

 

[thekid36]

I am going to reduce you to nothing other than the fire that you feel slowly building in between your sultry legs. Till the point in which the flames cannot help but spread outward so much that they threaten to consume the both of us. It is then that I will really start to take you.

 

[hsarge]

For a second I thought Dolfie was posting again. But, alas, 'twas only an old post. Really do miss that lovable acerbic siren.

 

[D_Ida_Ho]

Challenge accepted.

Jensen Ackles Daily - http://j-ackles.com

James Deen

http://www.lpsg.com/351628-quite-possibly-the-sexiest-video.html

So, wat'd i win?