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You know they'll just go there and steal jokes now.My dick is so big that they had to stop posting on this thread..
http://www.lpsg.org/43362-my-dick-is-so-big.html
i think you got them all
- my dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
- my dick is so big, i went to the viper room and my dick got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.
- my dick is so big, i have to call it mr. Dick in front of company.
- my dick is so big, it won't return spielberg's calls.
- my dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
- my dick has an elevator and a lobby.
- my dick has better credit than i do.
- my dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when i cum.
- my dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the democratic republic of my dick.
- my dick is so big, it has casters.
- my dick is so big, i'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.
- my dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
- my dick is so big, there was once a movie called godzilla vs. My dick.
- my dick is so big, it lives next door.
- my dick is so big, i entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
- my dick is so big, it votes.
- my dick is a better dresser than i am.
- my dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
- my dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
- my dick is so big, henry aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
- my dick runs the 440 in 15 seconds
- my dick is the walrus, koo koo ga joob.
- no matter where i go, my dick always gets there first.
- my dick takes longer lunches than i do.
- my dick contributed fifty thousand dollars to the democratic national committee.
- my dick was once the ambassador to china.
- my dick is so big, it's gone condo.
- my dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
- my dick was almost drafted by the cleveland browns, but art modell didn't want a bigger dick than he was on the team.
- my dick is so big, i use the eiffel tower as a french tickler.
- it's so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn't get wet.
- my dick is so big, i could wear it as a tie if i wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.
- my dick is so big, i have to use an elastic zipper.
- my dick is so big, it has feet.
- my dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
- my dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of clydesdales to jack me off.
- my dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
- my dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
- my dick is so big, it has investors.
- my dick is so big, it seats six.
- my dick is so big, i use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
- my dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
- my dick is so big, king kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
- my dick is so big, it has an opening act.
- my dick is so big i can fuck an elevator shaft.
- my dick is so big, it has its own wheaties box.
- my dick is so big, i have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.
- my dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.
- my dick is so big, every time i get hard i cause a solar eclipse.
- my dick is so big, it only plays arenas.
- if you cut my dick in two, you can tell how old i am.
- my dick was once set on fire for a dino dilaurentis movie.
- my dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.
- my dick is so big, trump owns it.
- my dick is so big that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of us.
- my dick is so big, i can never sit in the front row.
- my dick is so big, that it has its own dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.
- my dick is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder.
- my dick is so big, it only does one show a night.
- my dick is so big, you can ski down it.
- my dick is so big, it has an elbow.
- my dick is so big, i have to check it as luggage when i fly.
- my dick is so big, it has a personal trainer.
- my dick is so big, that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks.
- my dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.
- my dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the statue of liberty.
- my dick is so big, there's a sneaker named "air my dick"
- my dick is so big, i'm it's bitch.
- my dick is so big, it's against the law to fuck me withoutprotective headgear.
- my dick is so big, i could fuck a tuba.
- my dick is so big, stephen hawking has a theory about it.
- my dick is so big, it has its own gravity
- nasa once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.
- my dick is so big, it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite.
- the inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.
- my dick is so big, it has a spine.
- my dick is so big, it has a basement.
- my dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my dick.
- my dick is more muscular than i am.
- my dick is so big it has cable.
- my dick is so big, it violates seventeen zoning laws.
- my dick is so big, it has its own page in the sierra club calendar.
- my dick is so big, it has a fifty-yard line.
- my dick is so big, i was once in ohio and got a blow job in tennessee.
- my dick is so big, las vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
- my dick is so big, i can braid it.
- my dick is so big, that when it's eastern standard time at the tip, it's central mountain time at my balls.
- my dick is so big, i painted the foreskin red, white, and blue and used it as a flag.
- my dick is so big, i can sit on it.
- my dick is so big, it can chew gum.
- my dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
- my dick is so big, the carnegie deli named a sandwich after it. Actually, two sandwiches.
- my dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
- my dick is so big, michael jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
- my dick is so big, when i get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.
- my dick is so big, you're standing on it.
- my dick is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
- my dick is so big, it plays golf with the president.
- my dick is so big, it charges money for its autograph.
- my dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick.
- my dick is so big, it's right behind you.