My dick is so big jokes

[maxcok]

My dick is so big it's been declared a national monument AND a national holiday.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

My cock is so big I need a whole roll of safety cloth when I go jogging.

 

[Not_Punny]

My dick (if I had one) is so big that it smacked Chuck Norris in the eye... and got away with it.

 

[Shackleford]

My dick is so big, I can put a hat on it and drive in the carpool lane.

...and if I walk past the television with a hard-on, you miss the last hour of the movie.

 

[simbablk]

My dick is so big....

It has a population of 483,847 people.

 

[simbablk]

My dick is so big it as 74 counties.

 

[SparkyNYC]

My dick is two inches....from the floor!

 

[maxcok]

My dick is two inches....from the floor!

Have you fallen and you can't get up?