My Dick is so Big....

[Wilde316]

Recently I got into a "My dick is so big" joke fest with my best friend, as many guys know this can be a very funny situation, as we continued with it I came up with my new favourite

"my dick is so big it has its own skull"

Now some might consider this thread a little stupid but I was just wondering, anyone else got some big dick jokes that we can all laugh at.

 

[Wrey]

My dick is so big that my nuts qualify as satellites.

 

[B_RoysToy]

My dick is so big that I sometimes put it in my pant's leg opening for a leg.

 

[B_Veronica_Divine]

Read this one on a site once:

My dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and even THAT dick is bigger than your dick.

 

[Wrey]

My dick is so big it has two time zones.

 

[Wrey]

Read this one on a site once:

My dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and even THAT dick is bigger than your dick.

That is off the fricken' chain! :biggrin1:

I tip my hat to you, and your dick's dick!

 

[blah69420]

My dick is so big smaller dicks orbit around it.

 

[Stretch]

lol...I love that one Veronica.. It's from 101 big dick jokes by Drew Carrey. I don't think there are many that he doesn't cover.

 

[B_Veronica_Divine]

:biggrin1: Okay but the orbit one is GREAT!

 

[mindseye]

It's long distance for my balls to call one another.

 

[Awesum9]

My dick is so big it has it's own ZIP code.

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big...God says, "Goddamn, that is a big muthafuckin' dick!!"

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big...it was used in the National Double Dutch Jumproping competition in New York.

 

[Wrey]

My dick is so big...it was used in the National Double Dutch Jumproping competition in New York.

Oh shit! It's ON now! :biggrin1:

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

The Earth is my Dick.

 

[blah69420]

My dick is a bigger dick then George W. Bush.

My dick is so big its fucking someone tomorrow.

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big. I fucked a black hole. The sex was "out of this world".:smile:

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big. My morningwood lasts all the way 'till midnight.

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big. I claim it as a dependent on my income taxes--state and federal.

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big my testicles have "2001: A Space Odyssey" flashbacks.