My Dick is so Big....

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  1. Wilde316

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    Recently I got into a "My dick is so big" joke fest with my best friend, as many guys know this can be a very funny situation, as we continued with it I came up with my new favourite

    "my dick is so big it has its own skull"

    Now some might consider this thread a little stupid but I was just wondering, anyone else got some big dick jokes that we can all laugh at.
     
  2. Wrey

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    My dick is so big that my nuts qualify as satellites.
     
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    My dick is so big that I sometimes put it in my pant's leg opening for a leg.
     
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    Read this one on a site once:

    My dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and even THAT dick is bigger than your dick.
     
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    My dick is so big it has two time zones.
     
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    That is off the fricken' chain! :biggrin1:

    I tip my hat to you, and your dick's dick!
     
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    My dick is so big smaller dicks orbit around it.
     
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    lol...I love that one Veronica..:) It's from 101 big dick jokes by Drew Carrey. I don't think there are many that he doesn't cover.
     
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    :biggrin1: Okay but the orbit one is GREAT!
     
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    It's long distance for my balls to call one another.
     
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    My dick is so big it has it's own ZIP code.
     
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    My dick is so big...God says, "Goddamn, that is a big muthafuckin' dick!!"
     
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    My dick is so big...it was used in the National Double Dutch Jumproping competition in New York.
     
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    Oh shit! It's ON now! :biggrin1:
     
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    The Earth is my Dick.
     
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    My dick is a bigger dick then George W. Bush.

    My dick is so big its fucking someone tomorrow.
     
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    My dick is so big. I fucked a black hole. The sex was "out of this world".:smile:
     
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    My dick is so big. My morningwood lasts all the way 'till midnight.
     
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    My dick is so big. I claim it as a dependent on my income taxes--state and federal.
     
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    My dick is so big my testicles have "2001: A Space Odyssey" flashbacks.
     
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