My Dick is so Big....

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big, the Statue of Liberty puts down her torch and book. Hikes up her robe. Lays on her back and says, "I love it when you put it all the way in me and it hits my stomach". :smile:

 

[mindseye]

My dick has a Wal-Mart and a Starbucks!

 

[dags]

:smile2: My dick is so big it has its own cellphone with extended roaming capabilities.

 

[dags]

My dick is so big it has its own parking stall and slip at the Marina.

 

[chris4869]

My dick has a Wal-Mart and a Starbucks!

I'm sorry, but that's just too big. Keep it real! :biggrin1:

 

[monsternmypant]

From an uber-geek bud in highschool...

My dck is so massive, it bends time and space

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big, I use a hula hoop for a cock ring. :smile:

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big when the EMT gave me mouth to mouth, he actually gave me a blowjob by accident.

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big I was once arrested for shoplifting at Hickory Farms.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

My dick is so big Ahab has homesteading rights.

 

[drumstyck]

my dick is so big, my doctor kept my foreskin to use as a tarp to cover his boat

 

[basque9]

My cock is so big it sucks itself!

 

[Mattsdong]

My genitals are so enourmous, and yours so woefully inadequate, that evolution laughs at you and promises that your DNA shall suffer from your ridiculously small nubbin

My genitals are so leviathon in proportion that Ahab, if rendered a non-fictional creature, would surely stand upon his Mast Crows nest and lob mighty harpoons from it

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big it takes a shower before I do after a workout at the gym.

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big Tim Hardaway's no longer a homophobe but a flaming homosexual.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

I fucked Chuck Norris, and he liked it!

 

[socoken]

My dick is so big, it has its own set of appartment keys so it can let itself in and not have to wait out in the cold.

 

[bakerz dozen]

My dick is so big it makes Mr Ed jealous. Of course!

peace
Baker

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

My dick is so big it's bigger than a Clydesdale; horse,team, & their cocks put together.

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big, it has its own support group apart from LPSG. I'm the owner, the moderator and the sole gold member. (There is no gallery. Sorry.) :smile: