My Dick is so Big....

[dongalong]

My dick is so big that Saturn isn't the only planet with rings around it anymore!

 

[dongalong]

My dick is so big that only volcanos are big enough for me to fuck!
Sorry about Mt. St. Helens - she was a bit tight!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

My dick is so big that people think I was a stingray when i went swimming.

 

[fortiesfun]

My dick is so big that people think I was a stingray when i went swimming.

My dick is so big that Peterbilt asked if they could use it as a billboard.

 

[Gisella]

My dick is so big that was invited by Hollywood to play Anaconda in that movie...and it was filmed just a bit of his head..most of it was out of the picture as I was miles away as they shoot only my head actions, on top of a tree eating mangos hanging by my parachute lovely balls .

yeh he is cock star!

 

[fortiesfun]

My dick is so big, hard and full of semen that submarines gets jealous.

 

[invisibleman]

MY DICK IS SO BIG THAT
my nuts look small. Hehehe. (clears throat) :redface: :smile:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

My dick is so big that was invited by Hollywood to play Anaconda in that movie...and it was filmed just a bit of his head..most of it was out of the picture as I was miles away as they shoot only my head actions, on top of a tree eating mangos hanging by my parachute lovely balls .

yeh he is cock star!

Really? well, the guys in Hollywood said I was gonna be your stunt double, but they didn't have camera that could pan that far back for my dick.

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big no matter what--wherever I turn or go-- I am fucking something or somebody by accident.

 

[CuriousGuy]

I fucked Chuck Norris, and he liked it!

LMAO........Dee, I was gonna add a Chuck Norris reference but can't top that one:biggrin1:

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big my tailor inquires "whether I dress left or right?" I told him as long as I can fit this big old dick in my pants I will dress any direction he wants me to. :smile:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

My dick is so big that on my last move, it needed ten of those big flatbeds they use to haul sectionable houses, plus five warning drivers.:biggrin:

 

[invisibleman]

My dick is so big I don't ejaculate sperm. I ejaculate sperm whales.

 

[Gisella]

Really? well, the guys in Hollywood said I was gonna be your stunt double, but they didn't have camera that could pan that far back for my dick.

Baby Massive..its time for you to have a nose job as going under knife...man, at least look up as your nose is always in your way and being confused with your cock while in video making...

:tongue: Really!.....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Baby Massive..its time for you to have a nose job as going under knife...man, at least look up as your nose is always in your way and being confused with your cock while in video making...

:tongue: Really!.....

Smartass.

 

[Gisella]

Smartass.

:kiss:

my smartass matches my monster dick size..LOL

 

[B_Hickboy]

My dick is so big, my cum has to pack a lunch.
My dick is so big, we're standing at the entrance right now.

 

[Wrey]

My dick is so big that light glancing off the tip of it takes 20 years to reach my eyes.

And for uber-geeks.

My dick is so big that I can use Ringworld as a cockring.

AWEsome!

My dick is so big it became a Pak Protector

(that one's for the uber-geek council of elders) :biggrin1:

 

[Wrey]

My dick is so big the proponents of M theory have added a twelfth dimension to include it.

 

[Wrey]

My dick is so big, Einstein's theory of general relativity has been revised. It now reads:

E = mc2+wrey's dick