My Dick is sooooo...

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  1. rageboy

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    ...BIG I use it as a trans-Altantic Liner.:eek:
     
  2. rageboy

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    <PE practioner>
    My Dick is sooooo...
    ... 8 inches ago.
     
  3. rageboy

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    You ever hear of your mama jokes. Like that except you can be self-deprecating or self-precating :=)
     
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    I get it... How funny.

    .........sore, from all this masturbating.
     
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    My dick is sooooo BIG it enters the room about an hour before I do.:eek:
     
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    My dick is SOOOOOOOOO non existent. :rolleyes:
     
  7. rageboy

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    Priming the pump s'more.

    My Dick is soooo big... thatTattooedMamaMeg and ChicagoSam can climb on board and there is still room for JeffBlack and his BF and their momma's.:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    My dick is sooooooo big....

    I have to have escort cars with flashing yellow lights when I drive down the road.
     
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    My dick is soooo.......
    ......hard when it's stands at attention, I have a bullet proof vest.
     
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    My dick is sooooooo big people from LA walk over it to get to Sydney.
     
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    My dick is sooooo...

    accustomed to the feel of yer Daddy's tongue,
    it gets raging hard every time he licks his lips!
     
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    My dick is so small...

    you can use it as a toothpick to remove my pubic hairs from your teeth after you blow me.
     
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    My dick is soooooo big ...

    when I step into my foyer I open the door across the street.
     
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    You guys are a riot!

    My dick is sooo...

    temperamental. Some days its up, other days its down.
     
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    My man's dick is SOOOO big he can fuck me and get a blow-job at the same time....
     
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    My dick is soooooo big...

    that Ahab, were he rendered a non-fictional charactor would surely stand upon his mast crows nest and lob mighty harpoons at it
     
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    Now that's hilarious.

    My dick is soooo....

    BIG, that the universe had to start expanding billions of years ahead.
    (...to make room for it, I'm suggesting here...)
     
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    My dick is soooo big,

    If you open your mouth, look in the mirror while I'm fucking you, you can see the head with each thrust....:eek:

    Peace
     
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    My dick is your mama, bitch. :saevil: :rolleyes:
     
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    My dick is soooo...

    pedagogic: it wants you all to know that the universe started expanding more than 13 billion years ago.
    and bragging: that it wasn't a day to soon!
     
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