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biguy2738 Experimental Member Media: 7 Joined Mar 27, 2007 Posts 2,310 Media 7 Likes 22 Points 183 Location Johannesburg, South Africa Sexuality 50% Straight, 50% Gay Gender Male biguy2738, Apr 29, 2007 #21 My dick is sooo... ...strong, when I cum, I nuke countries!
P Pecker Retired Moderator Media: 0 Joined Mar 5, 2002 Posts 54,502 Media 0 Likes 301 Points 283 Pecker, Apr 29, 2007 #22 My dick is soooo big.... South Dakota carved faces on it and named it Mount Rushmore.
chicagosam . Media: 0 Joined Apr 16, 2006 Posts 23,295 Media 0 Likes 11,402 Points 358 chicagosam, Apr 29, 2007 #23 My dick is soooo hard I can cut diamonds.
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biguy2738 Experimental Member Media: 7 Joined Mar 27, 2007 Posts 2,310 Media 7 Likes 22 Points 183 Location Johannesburg, South Africa Sexuality 50% Straight, 50% Gay Gender Male biguy2738, Apr 29, 2007 #25 My dick is sooo long, even Buzz Lightyear refers to it... "to infinity and beyond"
B B_RoysToy Cherished Member Media: 0 Joined Jul 30, 2003 Posts 7,119 Media 0 Likes 284 Points 283 Age 33 Location memphis, tennessee Sexuality 90% Gay, 10% Straight Gender Male B_RoysToy, Apr 29, 2007 #26 chicagosam said: My dick is soooo hard I can cut diamonds. Click to expand... Side tracting a bit, but . . . . . . . . . now?
chicagosam said: My dick is soooo hard I can cut diamonds. Click to expand... Side tracting a bit, but . . . . . . . . . now?
D_alex8 Member Media: 0 Joined Dec 15, 2005 Posts 8,055 Media 0 Likes 1,298 Points 208 Location Germany Sexuality 90% Gay, 10% Straight Gender Male D_alex8, Apr 29, 2007 #27 My dick is so awe-inspiring that it even shut Chuck Norris the fuck up.
chicagosam . Media: 0 Joined Apr 16, 2006 Posts 23,295 Media 0 Likes 11,402 Points 358 chicagosam, Apr 30, 2007 #28 My dick is so long that they are running trans-Atlantic fiber optic cable through it.
crescendo69 Expert Member Media: 0 Joined Aug 27, 2006 Posts 7,786 Media 0 Likes 161 Points 283 Age 70 Location Knoxville (Tennessee, United States) Sexuality 100% Gay, 0% Straight Gender Male crescendo69, Apr 30, 2007 #29 My dick is so mean that it makes me write bad checks and it calls me Irma.
biguy2738 Experimental Member Media: 7 Joined Mar 27, 2007 Posts 2,310 Media 7 Likes 22 Points 183 Location Johannesburg, South Africa Sexuality 50% Straight, 50% Gay Gender Male biguy2738, Jun 3, 2007 #30 My dick is so..... ....sensitive, it insists on only watching chick flicks!
Male Bonding etc Experimental Member Media: 0 Joined Nov 25, 2006 Posts 920 Media 0 Likes 17 Points 163 Location Southwest USA Sexuality 69% Straight, 31% Gay Gender Male Male Bonding etc, Jun 3, 2007 #31 Mine is soooooo..... ready!
D_Gunther Snotpole Account Disabled Media: 0 Joined Oct 3, 2005 Posts 13,632 Media 0 Likes 73 Points 193 D_Gunther Snotpole, Jun 3, 2007 #32 My dick is so big ... the lice at its base speak Spanish, the lice on its head speak Mandarin.
biguy2738 Experimental Member Media: 7 Joined Mar 27, 2007 Posts 2,310 Media 7 Likes 22 Points 183 Location Johannesburg, South Africa Sexuality 50% Straight, 50% Gay Gender Male biguy2738, Jun 3, 2007 #33 senor rubirosa said: My dick is so big ... the lice at its base speak Spanish, the lice on its head speak Mandarin. Click to expand... DAMN, you're good! LOL :biggrin1: My dick is soooo... cold I spent an hour trying to locate it just so that I could piss ice-cubes.
senor rubirosa said: My dick is so big ... the lice at its base speak Spanish, the lice on its head speak Mandarin. Click to expand... DAMN, you're good! LOL :biggrin1: My dick is soooo... cold I spent an hour trying to locate it just so that I could piss ice-cubes.