My dick this, Yo' dick that

[bigboy9239]

I gotta give props where they're due..."Yo' dick, belongs on little people" you made me spit soda all over my monitor, sir....

 

[OldFirm08]

my dick, be fuk'n hard and studly
yo dick, be shriveled and stinkin' funky

 

[homelessmandril]

My dick, stretch like elastic,
Yo' dick, declined like ya plastic,

My dick UN, Security Council,
Yo' dick, got crushed by a anvil,

 

[bigboy9239]

my dick-has been charged with harassment
yo dick-the world's SOURCE of embarrassment.

 

[homelessmandril]

My dick, outran the po-po,
Yo' dick, like Quasimodo,

My dick, got a little surplus,
Yo' dick, sideshow at the circus

 

[homelessmandril]

incidentally thank y'all for playing, you don't know how happy this thread makes me.....

 

[bigboy9239]

Hey you guys...I don't want to see any of these rhymes on a video...OK, well maybe I do..I know I can't keep a straight face....this shit is funny.

Declined like ya plastic?

smells like a falafal?

 

[homelessmandril]

My dick, won the Indy 500,
Yo' dick, socially blundered

My dick, needs it's own bedroom,
Yo' puss, got a sign 'Max Headroom'

(little twist there, see?)

 

[homelessmandril]

My dick, ran fo' Congress,
Yo' dick dolled up in a dong-dress,

My dick, ring-a-ding-ding-ding,
Yo' dick, looks like Swamp Thing!

 

[webnabled]

My dick, big and thick like tree trunks
Yo dick, been sprayed by at least three skunks

 

[webnabled]

My dick, big as a the sequioa
Yo dick, a dented can of goya

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

My dick is so big you know it's got it's own zip code
Your dick barely registers a radar blip though

My dick is the holy grail, the ultimate crucible
Your dick is hollow like the promises of Lucifer

My dick has got milfs lined up as far as the eye can see
Your dick is offensive, labeled Parental Advisory

 

[bigboy9239]

MY Dick, Has been compared to King Kong
Yo Dick, why it's merely a ding dong

 

[koval]

My dick may be normal,
My dick aint that thick.
But unlike yours
I don't cum that quick!!

 

[OCMuscleJock]

My dick..gets me lots of ass.

Your dick we cant see with a magnifying glass..

 

[homelessmandril]

My dick, strong like Alamut,
Yo' dick, belongs in Lilliput,

My dick, the defence team for OJ,
Yo' dick, sliced off the fairway,

My dick, posed for Lucien Freud,
Yo' dick, ugly, mongoloid

My dick, wise like Hammurabi,
Yo' dick, fucked up like Zimbabwe



alright i think i just had my Dre-fell-off moment, goodnight.