My dick VS Your Dick

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  1. D_N Flay Table

    D_N Flay Table New Member

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    My Dick lyrics

    My dick cost a late night fee
    Your dick got the HIV
    My dick plays on the double feature screen
    Your dick went straight to DVD

    My dick bigger than a bridge
    Your dick look like a little kids
    My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
    Your shit look like you fourteen

    My dick locked in a cage (right)
    Your dick suffer from stage fright
    My dick so hot its stolen
    Your dick look like Gary Coleman

    My dick pink and big
    Your dick stinks like shit
    My dick got a caesar doo,
    Your dick needs a tweezer dude

    My dick is like supersize
    Your dick look like two fries
    My dick more mass than the Earth
    Your dick half staff (it needs work)

    My dick been there done that
    Your dick sits there with dunce cap
    My dick, V.I.P.
    Your shit needs I.D.

    [Repeat 2x]
    It's time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    D.S. is the best in the business
    P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

    My dick need no introduction
    Your dick don't even function
    My dick served a whole lunch-in
    Your dick, it look like a munchkin

    My dick size of a pumpkin
    Your dick look like Macauley Culkin
    My dick good good lovin'
    Your dick good for nothin'

    My dick bench pressed 350
    Your dick couldnÂ’t shoplift at thrifty
    My dick pretty damn skimpy
    Your dick hungry as a hippy

    My dick don't fit down the chimney
    Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
    My dick is like an M16
    Your dick, broken vending machine

    My dick parts the seas
    Your dick farts and quiefs
    My dick rumble in the jungle
    Your dick got touched by your uncle

    My dick goes to yoga
    Your dick fruit roll up
    My dick grade a beef
    Your dick may-day geek

    My dick sick and dangerous
    Your dick quick and painless
    My dick 'nuff said.
    Your dick loves sweat

    [Repeat 2x]
    It's time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    D.S. is the best in the business
    P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
     
  2. B_Think_Kink

    B_Think_Kink New Member

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    Some girl sang this at a drag show the other day. What a fucked up song.
     
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