I always knew my dick had a mind of it's own, but you can imagine my surprsie when it placed an ad on Craigslist! I've apparently been to the Michael Jackson Skin Care Clinic as suddenly I'm white, Cuban, 25 and in Miami. I e-mailed my dick and the ad now says "Post removed by author". I guess it was embarassed to be found out. I'm going to have to keep an eye on my pecker. If it can learn to type and access the internet, who knows what else it will get up to!