My dick's personal ad on Craigslist

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by PornForPatric, Jul 13, 2007.

  1. PornForPatric

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    I always knew my dick had a mind of it's own, but you can imagine my surprsie when it placed an ad on Craigslist! I've apparently been to the Michael Jackson Skin Care Clinic as suddenly I'm white, Cuban, 25 and in Miami.

    I e-mailed my dick and the ad now says "Post removed by author". I guess it was embarassed to be found out. I'm going to have to keep an eye on my pecker. If it can learn to type and access the internet, who knows what else it will get up to!
     
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    NEVER let your dick go online without being there to keep an eye on it.
     
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    you can tie it to ur leg for starters. this keeps it from getting hard & then getting outa ur pants.
     
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    Shame, sounds like he's pretty hard up for some company...I guess he's tired of just hanging around. Hopefully he makes a friend soon, 'cos two heads are always better than one! :biggrin1:
     
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