My Dinner with NoviceBtm

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OH, and how could I forget how incredibly gracious and kind DJG was about how bad I totally sucked at Guitar Hero? :wink:
(Hey, it was my first time.)

Don't feel bad man - I just got Guitar Hero II last week and I'm having trouble also. My brain is reacting faster than my fingers (and that's not saying a lot, considering my considerable mental retardation, haha).
 

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Actually, barely hanging onto his hips cargo shorts that would've easily come off. :wink:

*pretends not to be turned on by that image*

DJ, you wretched prick-tease!

Glad you guys had a good time - shame there's only about 3 (or is it just 2) active France-based LPSGers... (and one of those has fled eastwards for the moment!)
 

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Well personally... I'da got nekked.
*Wishes he could have dinner with Vinny*


Don't feel bad man - I just got Guitar Hero II last week and I'm having trouble also. My brain is reacting faster than my fingers (and that's not saying a lot, considering my considerable mental retardation, haha).
Couldn't be 1/2 as bad as me when I had a total panic attack during the whole "star" thing happening, and they all lost their colors and went blue on me :)eek: "Which one's supposed to be RED???"). :redface:
 

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Couldn't be 1/2 as bad as me when I had a total panic attack during the whole "star" thing happening, and they all lost their colors and went blue on me :)eek: "Which one's supposed to be RED???"). :redface:

LOL you newbie, that's a GOOD thing - it means you are literally rocking the casbah (you turn your guitar up sideways when you have Star Power to double your points). :cool:
 

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LOL you newbie, that's a GOOD thing - it means you are literally rocking the casbah (you turn your guitar up sideways when you have Star Power to double your points). :cool:
You think you're the only one that's retarded? :tongue:

Fixed that for ya; tell the truth...
ME tell the truth??? YOU tell the truth!!! That's not just "dinner", that's leftovers for a few days too! :eek:

we had a great time!!!
he got to watch me drink umpteen beers, and bbq.
hehe I was a total slob.
he said he wanted "edgy" well, he got it :)
Well, you grabbing your semi-chub bulge, and hefting it around for a few seconds after dinner was a fun start to that. :biggrin1:
 

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You think you're the only one that's retarded? :tongue:

ME tell the truth??? YOU tell the truth!!! That's not just "dinner", that's leftovers for a few days too! :eek:

Well, you grabbing your semi-chub bulge, and hefting it around for a few seconds after dinner was a fun start to that. :biggrin1:


semi?
no it was COLD out and I was drunk and just got done pissing. nothing 'semi' or chub about it.
 

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No, I mean a bit earlier, when you grabbed your package, when you were standing at the table, and held your meat in your shorts, with both hands showing the outline of a definite chub. :wink:

The post-piss floppy was later. :tongue:

(Just because I'm a nice polite boy, don't think I didn't notice all your displays :biggrin1: )
 

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Well! How nice. So you two finally met up after all this time ,eh? always nice to hear about two people having a good time.


Well, you know, you shouldv'e known that wording it like that with this group would give the wrong kind of connotation.
Chuck,

Who is the chick on ur avatar? I ran accross that before on the net. Where did you download that if you know?

I go crazy over this chick.
 

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No, I mean a bit earlier, when you grabbed your package, when you were standing at the table, and held your meat in your shorts, with both hands showing the outline of a definite chub. :wink:

The post-piss floppy was later. :tongue:

(Just because I'm a nice polite boy, don't think I didn't notice all your displays :biggrin1: )


ohhh yeah, I was drunk.

didn't remember that one.
hahah

I like to show off sometimes..
when I have had a few beers.
 

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Well if either of you happen to come down to San Diego, I'd be more than happy to feed you dinner and beers!
 

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...I like to show off sometimes..
when I have had a few beers.
...I'd be more than happy to feed you dinner and beers!
Thanks! Unfortunately, DJG disproves the whole:
Str8 guy + 6-pack = Bi guy (for the night)

Hey! WAIT!!! There's a variable missing from the equation. Isn't there supposed to be something about porn, or intense horniness, that's supposed to be in there somewhere? DAMN! I forgot to bring the porn!!! :sad:
 

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Thanks! Unfortunately, DJG disproves the whole:
Str8 guy + 6-pack = Bi guy (for the night)

Hey! WAIT!!! There's a variable missing from the equation. Isn't there supposed to be something about porn, or intense horniness, that's supposed to be in there somewhere? DAMN! I forgot to bring the porn!!! :sad:

Actually I didn't have any ulterior motives, I just wanted to meet some cool almost-locals from LPSG. Whatever DJG does with his penis is not really my interest. I'm not a believer in the Str8 +Beer = Bi thing either, but Str8 + Beer = Exhibitionist is something I wouldn't mind at all.

:beerchug2:
 

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Actually I didn't have any ulterior motives, I just wanted to meet some cool almost-locals from LPSG. Whatever DJG does with his penis is not really my interest. I'm not a believer in the Str8 +Beer = Bi thing either, but Str8 + Beer = Exhibitionist is something I wouldn't mind at all.

:beerchug2:
Nah, I'm just teasing ya. Too bad though, because I was just down there last wkend.

(Oh, but yeah, he really does like to show it after a couple. :biggrin1: )