My dog farted.

[CUBE]

Our family dog would have a blue note moment...she would look around like, "What was that??? Was that you?" We always laughed and had to magazine fan out the family room while we watched tv.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Does it involve a wine cork, a roll of duct tape, a butter knife and a car battery?

It didn't... but it does now!! :biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hmmm, thanks to those two comments I am now formulating a cunning plan :salook::saevil:

OMG one of Baldricks cunning plans ...it is anything to do with aeroplanes

YouTube - How To Treat Your Woman

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Not yet happend here, but she is young, so maybe in a few years :tongue:

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

You guys are all lucky! M&M will fart and the wallpaper will start to unroll,the room gets very dark and you have to run to shut off any source of spark so there won't be an explosion!
When he takes a dump,you have to have arms that are 4ft long, so you don't go near the toxic waste!

 

[deleted213967]

You guys are all lucky! M&M will fart and the wallpaper will start to unroll,the room gets very dark and you have to run to shut off any source of spark so there won't be an explosion!
When he takes a dump,you have to have arms that are 4ft long, so you don't go near the toxic waste!

That's it! I'm getting a battery-operated plastic goldfish!

 

[camper joe]

gas mask

 

[B_Hickboy]

She's at it again. Fucking bagpipe solo in total living smellovision.