My embarrassing endowment

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  1. Wilde316

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    This is only my second posting so please bare with me.

    I have come to accept that my dick is longer than most and that after many partners I have actually learnt how to use it, still I am mildly embarassed by it, almost shamed by it, either in the gym or just in modern life.

    My main reason for posting this is simple, Last night at 5am I woke up with this terrible pain in my lower back which travelled down to my balls. It was horrific and I was barely able to move. I was fortunate enough to have my roomate drive me to the nearest hospital where I was treated by a female doctor and several female nurses. It turns out I have a Kidney Stone which will have to be passed, this thought alone was horrifying, but not the point of this thread. When the doctor was examining me, she verbally stated her surprise at my endowement, not a huge comment but a definite "oh my!" after my cock was returned to the flimsy barely suitable hospital robe, I wound up having several more nurses fondling my parts. so heres my question,

    Has anyone out there been shockingly embarassed by the fact that they are well endowed or is it something that most of you embrace happily.
     
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    1) Sorry to hear about your kidney stone buddy.. They are a bitch to pass.. I had three... and each one felt like I was having a baby through my urinary tract. Try and get them Lasered.

    2) I am not incredibley hung, but a good friend of mine is. This one time we were walking down the road, and he fell and ripped his swimshorts (summertime). Well, these shorts are supposed to be worn with underwear, but we were going swimming. Anyways, long story short... ripped his pants, and it was between his legs so we ignored it... I bent down to tie my shoe, and got an eyeful of dick.. his dick had fallen out slightly... just as two women walked by... He was red faced. I just laughed:biggrin1:
     
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    I don't think they are allowed to do that...they could have a major sexual harassment suit on their hands.
     
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    My most immediate thought is that if your that long in the dong then I'm even sorrier you have to pass that stone. The second is that it seems so highly unprofessional of the professional health care workers to admire or fondle or fawn - although it does remind me of an awesome video I once paid $6 in quarters in a booth to see. And lastly, why be embarassed? Maybe by the situation but I'm definately not clear on the whole "my penis is so long that flesh is exposed below my bare assing gown.

    The fact that micro minis are back this season might not be of particular interest.
     
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    Precisely my thought, if they actually said or intimated anything unambiguously.

    *hopes Mumzi will be along to comment on this one soon* :smile:
     
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    Ya but its not like theys said "Oh My what a big cock you have", lol, if they did I would have had to fight the urge to say "the better to screw you with my dear" lol, hope thats as funny as it was in my head, hell I'm on percaset, everything is funny in my head
     
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    It wasn't that funny but I'm on ambien. Want to trade?
     
  8. Wilde316

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    I dont know Why I've always been embarassed by it, well at least until I'm using it, then its all good, but up until then I'm very shy about it, and All around NO I am not looking forward to passing this damn kidney stone, and I wish it would hury up and get it done with
     
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    Oh dude, you are in Canada.. I forgot.. don't worry, they have Proceedures.. and meds that make the passing completely tolerable.. It isnt' incredible, and you won't be able to jerk off... but you will be cool
     
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    They did nothing except ultrasound it to get an Idea of size, they only do the shockwave thing if its huge, but they gave me nice little drugs to help with pain

    NO JERKING IT, man what am I gonna do, lol, I wasn't planning on it but now that i know I cant its gonna drive me insane
     
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    Bummer on the stone dude, I've heard they are nothing but pain.
    Don't be too concerned about the Dr and Nurses, they didn't sound very professional but think of your endowment in other ways, if the Dr found you drop dead gorgeous, you would have seen a parade of nurses making their way by you to check you out as well.
    I'm taking it that you are a shower (ie large flacid) rather than a grower. There are some shower's who wish they were growers, but a whole lot more growers who wish they were shower's. It's a big part of human nature to wish for something you don't have. Be proud even in those uncomfortable moments, you're part of a select group.
    I used to be terribly shy, but by being involved in sports and doing some gym work, I've gotten myself used to being seen in the locker rooms and showers and it has become less and less of an issue. You might want to give that a try to overcome your shyness.
     
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    kidney stones? drink more strong alcohol!
     
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    I am wondering if their is any correlation
    between the size of a male's endowment
    and the size of the urethra...I mean in
    diameter?

    Maybe you will have less pain with passing
    the stone(s) if you are correspondingly big
    there also. Though you did not mention
    thickness.

    Hmmm...lots of Canadians in this thread.:smile:
     
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    so where was the rest of the story, please tell me that the nurse was overly endowed with fake breasts and started sucking you off as "therapy" while the other nurse ate her out.
     
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    I would have to say no to both of those situations, I've only ever really met about 3 attractive nurses, the rest are generally old, oh how I wish it was like porn movies, I would definetly go to the hospital more often
     
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    37) Develop a kidney stone and
    when you go to the hospital to
    be checked, make sure you put
    the johnny shirt on backwards.
     
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    Ask for medication that will DIALATE your urethra.

    A guy at work has been plagued with Kidney stones his whole life.

    The doctor gave him a Pill that dialated his urinary tract, and helped him pass the massive stone (a very jagged 6mm).

    You'll pee like a racehorse..but thats the intent, to flush it out.

    C
     
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    Nurses are not there to look at your willy. We have seen everything and I mean everything. We are usually stressed to the gills and over-worked. Last thing we care about is looking under the hood.
    Not to mention that we are also ethical and empathetic . We know it is really uncomfortable to be a patient. We don't want to do anything to make it worse, we are there to help.


    """" , I wound up having several more nurses fondling my parts""""""

    then these ladies should be fired!
     
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    My GF is a nurse, & trust me, they see so many people's genitals, of all ages & sizes, that they are truly jaded and really couldn't care less about physical attributes... unless they pose a health risk or get in the way of treatment.

    Maybe your case was an exception... and it sucks if you felt lousy as a result. But I don't think this kind of thing typically goes on in hospitals.
     
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