My entrance

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  1. abaco

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    Hello, all. I've been browsing about for some time now and I think it's time I started into these conversations. Considering I'm about to join academia in the interest of studying gender-specific issues and contraception, I have a lot to say around these parts.

    Before I start commenting, though -- the story of my own large penis:

    I am 28, and a little bit shy of an 8x6. I did not know about my size until I was 24. Having never showered publicly, I never had means for comparison growing up. And pornography was no help, because everyone is big. I saw Mark Wahlberg's prosthetic in Boogie Nights and thought "it's pretty big, I guess."

    The first time I had sex, at 18, the girl came almost immediately, and within a minute, withdrew me because of the pain. Sex with her was miserable even though I was madly in love. I just figured sex was overrated. I didn't touch another woman sexually for five years after getting the dumping of a lifetime. It was a brutally lonely time.

    The next girl I was with turned out to have a chronic STD that always required a condom. By then, I had figured out that I was at least above average, thanks to a Maxim article that pointed out that if you can't slide your erection into a toilet paper tube, you needed Magnums. But Magnums still put the squeeze on, and I was never able to maintain erection to have sex. The relationship caved quickly and painfully for us both.

    By the time of my third relationship, I was very psychologically hurt (for a variety of reasons in addition to the sexual rotten luck) and thanks to this and tight-fitting condoms, I had developed a brutal case of ED. She quickly lost interest.

    I finally went to a doctor, just like any guy who only sees a doctor when it has something to do with his genitals. He checked me out, said there was nothing physically wrong with me -- I was just depressed. I went into psychotherapy to address the many issues that had developed over my life, and shortly thereafter finally met a woman who was both patient and loving, who recognized immediately that putting a Magnum on me was an unusual amount of work. She did some research, and found TheyFit. I got fitted, and they changed my life. My penis started working more often than not, and I found out I actually enjoyed sex (this is at the age of 24). But we were not physically compatible. She was in pain a lot from my size and came to be afraid of me. I was with her for three and a half years before a mutual breakup. She is now dating a man of average size, and interestingly enough, enjoys the sex a lot more because, as she says, she can go longer and a lot more often.

    My own sexual life is just really beginning at the age of 28, and it is very exciting to be out there meeting women as a sexually and emotionally confident adult for the first time in my life. I have a lot to say about issues of size, human psychology, and the culture of sexuality.

    Thanks for listening. That's my story in brief. You'll see me around.
     
  2. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    My goodness, abaco, being in Rhode Island must be tough for a big guy. You hardly have room to turn around with a hardon without poking a hole in Ct. or Mass.

    Welcome to LPSG, friend.
     
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    Nice intro Welcome.
     
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    Welcome to the site!
     
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    Welcome, enjoy.
     
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    Welcome - an interesting and thought provoking introduction - I wish you well
     
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    Welcome! You're a hell of a writer. Do you write frequently?
     
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    Hilarious. I never thought of that. Well that'll change soon. I'll be in grad school in Seattle, Berkeley, or NYC by the end of this year. Lots of room to stretch out. (Hopefully a larger population of tall women, too.)

    I write for my comic strip, which I've added to my signature. I also write for some other artists, and once I get to grad school, will likely be writing a lot. Also started contributing to the askmen forum, as I have a lot to say about relationships, psychology, and gender issues. All of which I hope to study on a more rigorous basis as a PhD candidate.

    Thanks for the warm welcome!
     
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    Ha, I don't need luck anymore. I make my own luck!

    What you need is TheyFit. What we all need is TheyFit. If only they'd get those damn things back on the market right f@#$%ing now!
     
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