My Experiences On Weed.

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Dear people of LPSG and the public at large reading this,

My name is Andrew, and I would like to share my experiences when I’m “High” on weed.

Whenever I smoke weed, I start thinking the unimaginable, and I would like to share with you exactly what I think.

I intend this thread to be a sort of “Diary”. My own special place on LPSG where I can share my radical ideas, when I’m ”High” on weed.

I will smoke exactly 1 “Pipe” of decent quality weed. This should give me about 3-4 hours of a “Decent high”.

Today, the 28th January 2020, I will let my mind float and just write down whatever comes to mind. This being my first post, I just want people to get used to my own radical thought process. It’s like being in a different reality, a different space of time for me, when I smoke weed.

On commencement of the 2nd “Pipe” of weed, I intend to answer specific questions. Among these questions will be: How do we solve the Dyson Sphere? Where do we start in order to cure AIDS and cancer? etc. etc. Before I smoke my 2nd “Pipe” of weed, I will let you know exactly what questions I intend to answer.

I would like your feedback after this post with specific questions that you would like answered, and your comments, thoughts and ideas about this first post.

And without further ado, I will smoke my “Pipe” of weed and commence my thought process:
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Priprojectilve conduct sphere. It is an automated reality ensequence encoding derivative which is closely collaborated amongst the major in our nano-sector.

What is an automated reality ensequence encoding schedule ? It highly recommended amongst the majority. The great debate lies within the concave methodology coding schedule.

Nano-sequence portfolio sector -> Pri-proverbial sequencing layer is a prime methodology sequence layer in the ultra-layer dimensional rift pattern. It is derived from the Prime Reticulum Functioning Algorithm.

This is archaic even to the analogging sector high-beam court wave sector. We are busy dialoging that, Andrew. Yes I know it’s a prefrenephribal boundary quadrant but what about the solution at hand ? Yes, Andrew, we would all like to know just WTF does prefrenephribal mean in your own ideological Circumstances Regime Schedule.

The Italical Sphere is co-ordinated in the realmic sector of Opportunity’s High Way Schedule. Yes, Andrew, WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU’LL GET THERE EVENTUALLY. This is strictly a 1-dimensional Italical Sphere. We NEVER second guess your opportunities.

The theological debate lies in his own inner realities. YES ANDREW, WE CERTAINLY ALL ADORE YOU AT THIS POINT IN TIME.

What does an infinite universe entail ? Algorithmic departure point is parallaxed in his own infinate universal schedule. Yes, Andrew, we are firmly past that specific axes point.

Specific time-triggered events are slowly appiffining themselves upon the so-called laser-axes beam point trigger it already! The so-called laser projector system is well beyond your own identical standard base, by-passage-of-way-time-theory.

As soon as I appiffinise past my own, so-called, projectile system we will amount to something (Past my own logical barrier). Past the, so-called, proverbial sphere of our inner-most reality segment that naturical device already GUYS.

Does anyone know where the over-demical spherical devices appiniculate themselves upon ?

Is the overbearing theatrical device located upon his own inner-reality beam-way that Hydracycle Courtway Device is located directly upon his OWN REALITY SPHERE. Self-revolving question.

Prime-reality ensequence encoding device: (There is TRUTH in this!!!!)

Prime-directive -> Already autonimal device.

Solution thinking device -> Own appixial device schedule.

Over-decimenication device -> Located upon his apprasail phase.

Is it translucent in the very core foundational aspects of reality -> It has always been so.

Does the divergional sequence tract divest itself in nature -> Yes it does, in the very fabric of reality itself.

Congrugational Sphere -> Located upon the appixial effect in your own diadem effect.

It all boils down to a Quadrant Sphere of Reality -> IT vastly appiffinasises itself in his own reality.

Prime Directive Sphere Enabled -> Very finely put, but can you see into the future yet ?

Pondures elements of reality -> They vastly appixinate themselves in his own Prime Sector Derivitive Encoding Schedule.

IT’S ALL UP TO YOU, ANDREW!!!

Ok, I’m going to listen to music now guys.

Prefrenephribel: An allocating describement method. What is an allocating describement method ? It is described in its very format dialogue.

TRY WATCHING PROMETHEUS FOR US ANDREW!!!!!
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That sounds like some amazing weed! lol
I think that a dyson sphere is a primitive human concept of what an advanced civilisation might look like based on our mainstream scientific understanding.

A more effective solution would be to tap into the vacuum energy (ether, plasma in equilibrium) of the universe to obtain unlimited energy.
With a more advanced understanding of the mechanisms of creation, we should be able to power everything including intergalactic/transdimensional craft.
We understand very little about consciousness, gravity and what matter consists of but when we do, technology will be invented that no one could imagine previously.

I have reached some very high states of awareness from DMT, have you tried? It's almost like in that state you have access to the universal intelligence and can find answers to all questions.
 
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The one time I used weed I got paranoid as hell and thought creatures from another dimension were coming for me.

Don't care for the smell of it either. Not my thing. But it works for some people.
 
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happy for others to partake
never been my thing
sore throat put me off completely,plus my best mate at the time making a hell of a big song and dance about it,every time when stoking up his bong/placing his purchase down his trou .. geeeesus
more of a kick for him than the actual smoke

now
psychedelic organic magic mushrooms straight from steaming cowshit .. different story
Gold tops/Blue meanies ala Aus mmmmm

Don't care for the smell of it either. Not my thing. But it works for some people.
 
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If that actually make sense to anybody then you is a clever fker keep smoking the weed. If it make no sense to anyone at all then i recon you should probs stop smoking it.
Me personally i love the smell thats what made me try it in the first place.
 
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Yes. Yes it is.

Last few times I tried it I got rather uncomfortable sensations running through my leg that made it difficult to walk. I read up on it and apparently it's not unheard of for THC to trigger uncomfortable/painful peripheral sensations. As a result I took a break throughout 2020 (I was never a regular user, but any pattern of undesirable experiences will motivate me to reevaluate). This isn't to discount marijuana being highly useful for many; I wonder though if you've heard of this sort of reaction and have any thoughts on it? Does it just boil down to "great for some sometimes, but not for everyone at any time"?
 

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Last few times I tried it I got rather uncomfortable sensations running through my leg that made it difficult to walk. I read up on it and apparently it's not unheard of for THC to trigger uncomfortable/painful peripheral sensations. As a result I took a break throughout 2020 (I was never a regular user, but any pattern of undesirable experiences will motivate me to reevaluate). This isn't to discount marijuana being highly useful for many; I wonder though if you've heard of this sort of reaction and have any thoughts on it? Does it just boil down to "great for some sometimes, but not for everyone at any time"?

The phrase "drug of choice" came from experiences like yours. To put it in ridiculously simplistic terms.

Me and opiates? Not friends. Even when I'm in 10/10 pain on the scale docs use to determine how to treat it. Do not give me opiates. I hate that feeling. Lots of other people feel nothing but relief. Me? Itching, nausea and definitely vomiting, involuntarily sleep... Some drugs work better than others for people.

One absolute: opiates can kill by overdose. Cannabis has never, EVER caused death by overdose, and as of now.. no one has ever died because they consumed the plant, decarboxylated or not.

I'm not saying opiates have never saved lives or increased the quality of it for some portion of humanity. I'm just saying that your experience is not what a majority of people feel when they try this drug.

There are of course some who do better with other medicinal substances.. but cannabis is absolutely a safer option for a large portion of medical patients for a multitude of reasons.

Why does uncle sam want to keep it illegal federally? Couple reasons. Started with racism (land of the whatever) and continued with the concept that is a madically valuable drug that can be grown at home 100% (which meant gvt. gets no tax revenue) sealed the deal.

Growing poppies or coca... Any other street drug involves 'manufacturing'. The plant can't be grown and sold as is. It has to be processed into the substance before it reaches market value. Weed? Grow it. Dry it. Smoke it..

The government makes more money on weed when it's illegal. #facts

Nothing matters unless it gets that $$$
 
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Of all the drugs, I tried cannabis and marijuana. I settled on weed as I like it and enjoy it. I feel relaxed and calm. If it wasn't for this effect, I would go crazy with the rhythm of life I live in. I have more and more stress and less free time and in this case Buy Weed Online Canada | Mail Order Marijuana | Top Shelf BC they become my saviors because their product works best, making me forget about all the problems that have accumulated. I can stop time and put life on pause. This is exactly what a person needs who feels all the things that I have to live from day to day
Cannabis and marijuana are literally the same thing.
 

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I'm sitting on the sidelines watching the cool kids. I'm a weed virgin who only dabbles in alcohol - tequila, to be specific. My only thoughts when drinking enough añejo is "take your clothes off. All of them. Now."
 

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Nothing like a good , fat , number , for my chronic back pain , and arthritic knees ., and of course , my brain cells . Such a shame that good quality hashish is well nigh impossible to find . Ah , the " good old days " a substantial opiated hash joint or two , perhaps a trip as well , a few shots of Mezcal Tequila , or Pernod , or whatever , grab some friends , and off to check out a few bands , and find ones self a friendly girl .What life .. Funnily enough , I don't miss the " powders " as much as I thought I might . Thank God for that
 
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Considering I'm a little stoned right now....:joy:

Depending what strain I've smoked, all depends on the outcome. I'm high on Clear lime sorbet right now. Mind is a little more focused. Colors are more vivid, conversations more deep.

I typically use Indica strains in order to relax, help with muscle pain and migraines.