Out of sheer curiousity, I decided to conduct an experiment with Durex's XXL condom. Now for the record, I am a virgin. My only experiences with condoms prior to this were Trojan's Ultra Ribbed (The Schlong Strangler) and Trojan Magnum (The Louisville Slugger). These tests are conducted using the Masturbation Theory, ie; wanking, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc. etc.
Factoring in that, these tests can't be fully challenged unless I were to have sex (fuck, jolly good time, better than Chuck E. Cheese). Ladies, feel free to offer your services.:wink::biggrin1:
Otay! Now, as I stated in the title, I am 7" x 6", fully aroused. That thickness being at the base, everywhere else 5.75" in girth. So I would say that I qualify for a larger than average condom, wouldn't you?
Now I told you that I previously tried Trojan ultra Ribbed, which I said was a HUGE mistake. I know condoms are supposed to be tight for protection, but c'mon! My dick looked like Ted Kennedy in that thing, not appealing at all. Not to mention it looked like it had died from asphyxiation when I took it off.
Now being a noob at the time, my gut instinct told me that something wasn't stirring the kool-aid. At the time I didn't realize I was on the large or "hung" side of the fence. So recently after confirming what my dick was trying to tell me all along, and with the help of the first woman to ever see my schlong, I embraced the fact that I was big, which led me to here.
So after doing some research here, I recently I got my hands on some Magnums. Now I was skeptical as hell that I needed them, judging by the stereotypes that generally use them, and here I am a little white dude. I tried them, better fit, tapered at the base, but still very tight and strangling, not much more comfortable that regular dong bags. What I found odd was they were very hard to get on, no because they were tight, but I dunno, they just seemed to bunch up on my dick a bit. Now it never came off, the condom didn't leave the base at all. But it still left me wondering if it was normal. I hadn't experienced that at all with the regular size. But for the most part, it was comfy, and hey, the gold wrapper is cool and gives confidence.:biggrin1::tongue:
Now I had heard that the Durex XXLs were longer that Magnums and Magnum XLs, but they were better tapered, had more head room, and were in between the width of magnums and XLs. So I figured what the hell, I'll give 'em a "shot" (pun intended). Again, roll it on, goes on a little easier than the magnum, but still a little bunchy. But OMG, much better fit at the base, WOW! Still stayed in place, but didn't strangle me, and only left a slight red ring. Plus they are thinner and less smelly than the magnums. So all in all, they feel good, better actually. And no one can say I'm making this asumption because there is one more "X" in the name. The wrappers on these are simple black and say Durex, that's it. There is just a little XXL stamp on the back with the serial code. So the wrapper is unassuming, and can't be stated that they are any kind of confidence booster.
So this is where you come in, is the bunching normal guys? I'm interested in guys around my size. I would also like to mention that I have more of an oval shape cock (like the good Mr. LemacST). I'm wide as hell, but just slightly oval. Could that be the contributing factor? Or am I just a dumbass and don't know how to roll a condom down?
Pics for the jury.
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Aaaand the result of all the "hard" work.
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For the record, I am not a scientist, I just pretend to be one while masturbating. Thank you.
Line starts here for Professor Longrod Von Hugendong's female staff. ------>
Factoring in that, these tests can't be fully challenged unless I were to have sex (fuck, jolly good time, better than Chuck E. Cheese). Ladies, feel free to offer your services.:wink::biggrin1:
Otay! Now, as I stated in the title, I am 7" x 6", fully aroused. That thickness being at the base, everywhere else 5.75" in girth. So I would say that I qualify for a larger than average condom, wouldn't you?
Now I told you that I previously tried Trojan ultra Ribbed, which I said was a HUGE mistake. I know condoms are supposed to be tight for protection, but c'mon! My dick looked like Ted Kennedy in that thing, not appealing at all. Not to mention it looked like it had died from asphyxiation when I took it off.
Now being a noob at the time, my gut instinct told me that something wasn't stirring the kool-aid. At the time I didn't realize I was on the large or "hung" side of the fence. So recently after confirming what my dick was trying to tell me all along, and with the help of the first woman to ever see my schlong, I embraced the fact that I was big, which led me to here.
So after doing some research here, I recently I got my hands on some Magnums. Now I was skeptical as hell that I needed them, judging by the stereotypes that generally use them, and here I am a little white dude. I tried them, better fit, tapered at the base, but still very tight and strangling, not much more comfortable that regular dong bags. What I found odd was they were very hard to get on, no because they were tight, but I dunno, they just seemed to bunch up on my dick a bit. Now it never came off, the condom didn't leave the base at all. But it still left me wondering if it was normal. I hadn't experienced that at all with the regular size. But for the most part, it was comfy, and hey, the gold wrapper is cool and gives confidence.:biggrin1::tongue:
Now I had heard that the Durex XXLs were longer that Magnums and Magnum XLs, but they were better tapered, had more head room, and were in between the width of magnums and XLs. So I figured what the hell, I'll give 'em a "shot" (pun intended). Again, roll it on, goes on a little easier than the magnum, but still a little bunchy. But OMG, much better fit at the base, WOW! Still stayed in place, but didn't strangle me, and only left a slight red ring. Plus they are thinner and less smelly than the magnums. So all in all, they feel good, better actually. And no one can say I'm making this asumption because there is one more "X" in the name. The wrappers on these are simple black and say Durex, that's it. There is just a little XXL stamp on the back with the serial code. So the wrapper is unassuming, and can't be stated that they are any kind of confidence booster.
So this is where you come in, is the bunching normal guys? I'm interested in guys around my size. I would also like to mention that I have more of an oval shape cock (like the good Mr. LemacST). I'm wide as hell, but just slightly oval. Could that be the contributing factor? Or am I just a dumbass and don't know how to roll a condom down?
Pics for the jury.
Aaaand the result of all the "hard" work.
For the record, I am not a scientist, I just pretend to be one while masturbating. Thank you.
Line starts here for Professor Longrod Von Hugendong's female staff. ------>
