my fat girl babies!

[D_Yotonne Yogurtcannon]

So yeah, I used to date this teacher, she was 240. Her room mate was jealous and used to do anything to upset us. Pretty much sucked. Her room mate was also fat, but seriously not cool, the shiny vampire ninja (one fo my friends) hit that shit and said it sucked. He did it out of pity to get her away from the party. She was loud obnoxious and acting like a ho. She owed everyone money but kept spending it on drugs and lady gaga crap. She tried to kill my ladies cat. But damn if she didn't keep asking to see my dick.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I will never get that time back i just spent reading this thread.....

 

[HiddenLacey]

I will never get that time back i just spent reading this thread.....

I now enjoy this thread more after reading the above post:wink:

 

[B_subgirrl]

I will never get that time back i just spent reading this thread.....

I usually hate it when people say this but this time I agree.

 

[Tickled Pink]

Ladies, I believe we are in total agreement! WTF!

 

[xhotnsexyx]

woah woah woah woah woah, i'm a guy and i agree with the ladies here

 

[Northland]

Going with past nonsense from PeteyMary, it is clear he's a 68 year old virgin living in the airless attic of his kindly brother. Being insanely jealous of his brother, who is happily married for 40 years to a gorgeous wife and has 5 lovely children, he has started fabricating tales. with hopes that someone will believe him and thus make him feel like maybe he really isn't a virgiin. Sadly, PeteyMary is destined to die alone and a virgin in the airless attic with his 3 inch (fully errect size) twig stuck in a lamp socket after he is electrocuted for failing to unplug the lamp while standing in a puddle of his piss.

 

[curious_angel]

Going with past nonsense from PeteyMary, it is clear he's a 68 year old virgin living in the airless attic of his kindly brother. Being insanely jealous of his brother, who is happily married for 40 years to a gorgeous wife and has 5 lovely children, he has started fabricating tales. with hopes that someone will believe him and thus make him feel like maybe he really isn't a virgiin. Sadly, PeteyMary is destined to die alone and a virgin in the airless attic with his 3 inch (fully errect size) twig stuck in a lamp socket after he is electrocuted for failing to unplug the lamp while standing in a puddle of his piss.

Genius. :smile:

 

[TheRob]

So yeah, I used to date this teacher, she was 240. Her room mate was jealous and used to do anything to upset us. Pretty much sucked. Her room mate was also fat, but seriously not cool, the shiny vampire ninja (one fo my friends) hit that shit and said it sucked. He did it out of pity to get her away from the party. She was loud obnoxious and acting like a ho. She owed everyone money but kept spending it on drugs and lady gaga crap. She tried to kill my ladies cat. But damn if she didn't keep asking to see my dick.

if you 'used to' it couldn't have been that long ago cus lady gaga has only been popular for like ayear...

 

[TheRob]

I will never get that time back i just spent reading this thread.....

I can make an equal amount of time HIGHLY rewarding tho...if you are ever single hit me up

 

[Incocknito]

Now its just stupid. I write better stories with my dick. Using my invisible 'ink' :wink:

 

[thetramp]

I have read your posts, i know the words, and yet i don't know what the hell you want to tell us and why you want us to know that.

 

[TheRob]

Genius. :smile:

I'm normally a lot quicker when ladies show up but I have been busy lately

you are hot!

 

[B_Hickboy]

So yeah, I used to date this teacher, she was 240. Her room mate was jealous and used to do anything to upset us. Pretty much sucked. Her room mate was also fat, but seriously not cool, the shiny vampire ninja (one fo my friends) hit that shit and said it sucked. He did it out of pity to get her away from the party. She was loud obnoxious and acting like a ho. She owed everyone money but kept spending it on drugs and lady gaga crap. She tried to kill my ladies cat. But damn if she didn't keep asking to see my dick.

Disappear.

 

[D_wibbles]

zzzzzzzz i thought you were gona say or show something half cool UR LAME

 

[D_Yotonne Yogurtcannon]

you can hate me now, but I won't stop now.
The shiny vampire is a black dude into dubstep and wears slit eyxe contacts yall hatin motherfuckeeeeeeeeers! jealousy, discriminateion, and relationships INDEED!

 

[D_Yotonne Yogurtcannon]

if you 'used to' it couldn't have been that long ago cus lady gaga has only been popular for like ayear...

I moved to a new city.

 

[prepky]

I will never get that time back i just spent reading this thread.....

couldnt agree more....shesh

 

[Wish-4-8]

I will never get that time back i just spent reading this thread.....

Im only here coz you were here.

 

[sxjTheFirst]

thanks for the early morn laughs