My faux pas with a young surfer boy

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Unless of course we keep taking your words and putting them in quotes--that ought to torment him a bit more. Then again, he may have all of us on his ignore list.
Yeah, I thought about that after I posted. It's a drawback. Of course, now that I've been quoted, he'll see I've read one of his threads, and say that I'm "stalking" him, and "following (him) in every thread". :rolleyes: While looking at the threads he's started, to threads of his I've commented on, ratio, that's obviously not true. I do have to admit, not because they're by him, a lot of the topic titles that he posts DO manage, for various reasons, to draw my attention. As far as all of us being on his list goes... we should all be so lucky. :tongue:

...Come on, Guy Love, go and enjoy that boy! I wish the two of you great happiness. And you can be as straight as you wish. It doesn't matter to me, or anyone for that matter. Why do you feel a need to prove it to us? We don't care. Be happy with who you are and whatever you are.

*makes out with Novice . . . in a straight way*
I'm with you on that. I really don't care if guinnea/Gany/Guy is gay or str8, I'm really more annoyed at his constant insistance on posting provocative posts, and getting indignant when anyone responds, then attacking them, and posting the most absolutely nonsensical and illogical "logic" to back himself. But yeah, his whole sitting there licking on a steak, while calling himself a Vegan, because he didn't-actually-"eat"-it act, is annoying too. :rolleyes:
 
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His whole sitting there licking on a steak, while calling himself a Vegan, because he didn't-actually-"eat"-it act, is annoying too. :rolleyes:

:popcorn:*still intensely making out with Novice, though he just put his hand down my pants looking for a large "steak" to lick on!*

Oh, Baby! Jeez Louise, straight love between men is hot! And Novice is so beautiful! I'll go "straight" carnivore or Vegan for you, Pal! But, for now, devour my straight steak!

:popcorn:*pushes Novice's head down, an hour later goes for Novice's straight rump roast to feast on it*
 

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I didn't mean to criticize you. It was just an observation...
TRUST all of us, when we tell you, you didn't do ANYTHING wrong! This is his pattern. He posts something that gets people to respond, because some element of it, is just that little bit off that makes you say, "uh, wait a minute", and when you counter him, he begins his attack. REALLY, it's NOT you! If you look at his post history, it bears out everything that I've written above, and under all three of his known (at least to me) incarnations, skinny guinnea, ganymede, and now guy love. His next phase is to start threatening that he's going to leave, because he hates this place and all of its negativity, but he doesn't, at least not right away, and then when he finally does, he later pops up with a new ID, spouting off how much he just LOVES this place. :rolleyes: Your only hope is that he adds you to his ignore list, which would actually put you in some great company. :biggrin1:
 
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Which as we know is how all Non-queer queens make out (am I being Pc-incorrect again?)
Damn straight, Onslow!

And why wasn't I invited to this completely heterosexual man to man makeout session?
Uhhhhhh, like you're not damn straight, Onlsow! Jeez! You non-straight boys!

Whoops! LPD is trying to cut in. Gee, the first completely heterosexual fleshplile between straight men in the history of LPSG! OK, Onlsow, you're in—you are on honorary hetero!

Kotchanski, are you watching! Jump into the pile anytme.
 

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Eeesh! I step away for a second and have gone a str8 with all these boys. So, um, wait, if Kotch joins in, does that make me gay? I'm soooooo confused! :tongue:
You;re confused imagine how I must feel right now.
Damn straight, Onslow!
Rarely have I heard those 3 words together.

Uhhhhhh, like you're not damn straight, Onlsow! Jeez! You non-straight boys!

Whoops! LPD is trying to cut in. Gee, the first completely heterosexual fleshplile between straight men in the history of LPSG! OK, Onlsow, you're in—you are on honorary hetero!
Oooh! I'm tickled lilac and pink!

Kotchanski, are you watching! Jump into the pile anytme.
~The more the merrier~
 
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Same as the OP!:biggrin1:
You've never heard damn before? Damn!
Well, yeah I've heard that and I've heard it with Onslow but that straight part eludes me--

Doc must have joined in.
That accounts for the licking of my ear--
Straight is as straight does.
So I should stop hopping up and down and singing Judy Garland tunes?



On a happier note we seem to have started steering this thread straight towards happier territory.



Dang! I can't believe I said Straight.
 
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Well, yeah I've heard that . . . but that straight part eludes me--
I've heard that about you.
That accounts for the licking of my ear--
He does have a way with the boys!
So I should stop hopping up and down and singing Judy Garland tunes?
Please! That is so sterotypical. People might think that you play for the other team and then you'll have to post a thread claiming you don't!
On a happier note, we seem to have started steering this thread straight towards happier territory.
Yes, it certainly has been hi-jacked in a more positive direction. But the day is young . . .
Dang! I can't believe I said Straight.
Sprinkle yourself with fairy dust and sing a Judy Garland song. Take two men and call Doc in the morning. You'll be fine.
 

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The first time I had sex with a guy, I had to make the move and I was sooooonervous. However I knew the guy was interested. I just didnt know how to approact it.
Maybe the guy likes you?
 

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Anyone want to place bets on when and what happens?:rofl:

:popcorn:*back to the show*

He'll probably make a new post decrying the injustices of being a straight man bouncing on another straight man's, er, um, crotch filler and how it made the pool boys ears wiggle--which will leave him dreadfully shaken and ashamed.


Either that or he'll report us for mockery of him. (or would that be mockering?)
Whichever--pass me the whipped cream~
 

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He'll probably make a new post decrying the injustices of being a straight man bouncing on another straight man's, er, um, crotch filler and how it made the pool boys ears wiggle--which will leave him dreadfully shaken and ashamed...
Don't you remember the "I love straight men" thread of his? This is just another example of him appreciating the boy's "humanity". :rolleyes:

*Guess that's what the popular str8 kids are calling it these days when they get all hot and bothered for another str8 kid. :rolleyes: *