My faux pas with a young surfer boy

[Onslow]

I was dragged away by a troll, but I made it back alive....

Who's for a spanking? :biggrin1:

Me! Pick Me! (or at least let me officiate)

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* whispers, "I see 'ignored' people." *

Priceless!

 

[novice_btm]

I was dragged away by a troll, but I made it back alive...

why, Why, WHY did I click the link in your sig???

:banghead2::34:at:

:why:

 

[novice_btm]

Quote:
Originally Posted by novice_btm

* whispers, "I see 'ignored' people." *

Priceless!

*Bows* :biggrin1:

You know, I kinda feel sorry for Guy. I mean, 3.5 pages, most of which he can't even see, since he got a legit response.

*someone (maybe Kotch, since you can't be "ignored") please quote just the above snippet, for his benefit* :tongue:

 

[D_alex8]

It took my ages to pick the right image for that lol

And what's even more striking about your choice of troll is... that it's actually 3'6" actor Phil Fondacaro underneath heavy prosthetic make-up designed by fx wizard John Carl Buechler for the 1986 movie Troll... in which a schoolboy battles supernatural forces in his apartment building... and, long before JK ever put the name on paper, the name of that schoolboy is Harry Potter... who would go on to be played by Daniel Radcliffe... who has been the subject of more closed threads and trolling here than any other single celebrity.

And who said life doesn't go full circle?

 

[jeff black]

Several options occurred to me:

1. This boy was aware that I had noticed his cute little ass and he was uncomfortable with that.
2. This boy at the least has a bisexual tendency.
3. There's the possibility that he was putting on a bit of a show for me and maybe he enjoyed putting on the show.

I don't know which option is correct, but I do know that I was truly crushed by seeing him tremble like that. I felt so guilty, as though me looking had made him uncomfortable. But you know what ... anyone would've looked because his cute little ass was sticking out at you.

Anyway, don't know why I feel compelled to share this story. I suppose I feel compelled to share it here because I can't really share it anywhere else. :redface:

Maybe he is just one of those people who is comfortable in his own body and doesn't mind others looking. He probably noticed you looking at his ass ( his ass cheeks, LOL. Perfect. Hairless, taut, firm. Plumber Crack has NEVER looked this good! In fact, it's an insult to this guy's sinuous little ass to refer to it as Plumber Crack) and decided that you seemed like a decent bisexual/gay/bi-curious guy and just let you keep looking as he went about his business.

If it makes you feel better, my boxers seem to get caught with my jeans as they slip down my body. AS a result, I tend to show asscrack. It happens. I am used to it by now. I am betting he may not have cared at all.

What I don't get, is why he was trembling. I mean, you saw his ass.. shouldn't have caused a reaction. Maybe he just got a chill because the air was cold in the store?

 

[Onslow]

Ah~~Alex8 has arrived to join the festivities~~rumor has it that a paddling will soon begin:smile: .

 

[D_alex8]

Its actually one of my fave movies, it used to scare the crap out of me as a kid lol

I liked the little boy pissing on the evening meal in the sequel, but I've always been a little odd.

 

[novice_btm]

Anyway.. back to spanking...

And so it goes. Another guinnea/gany/guy thread...

:hijacked:

 

[i8all12inches]

You guys crack me up!!!! (not that many don't already say I am cracked already).....but many need to change their percentages on here.....Ganymeade was certainly one who did anyway

 

[Fattycakes78]

Guy Love, after that account, I'd suggest you alter your sexuality rating from 99% straight/1% gay to something a lot more on the gay side. Nobody Straight stares at a young guy's ass and enjoys the sight.

Thats not true. Im completely straight, have no desire to have sex with men, but i could appreciate the young mans sexuality. It doesnt mean i want to have sex with him.

 

[novice_btm]

...Im completely straight, have no desire to have sex with men, but i could appreciate the young mans sexuality. It doesnt mean i want to have sex with him.

True, but I'm assuming that is why your percentages have the 10% there, to show that you're open-minded to that appreciation. I think if Guy did the same, a lot of people would let him off the hook. Also, if it were just the typical, "I'm no 'mo, but that guy is hot", kind of comment, I think it would pass too. It's the long, drawn out, romance-novel/soft-core porn descriptions, followed by the "I'm 100% straight, and will attack you if you even hint otherwise" m.o. that offend most.

For me, my issue is more his general behaviour, and in his case, he often ties in his sexuality as part of it.

 

[invisibleman]

I don't know if this guy was hung, but I decided to post this here because I certainly know that he was young....

At the moment I have a terrible retail job. Okay. It's not that the job is terrible so much as retail itself is terrible. But I digress....

Anyway, today, in walked a beautiful young man of about 19 or 20. I live in a relatively cold state, famous for a lot of rain, and this guy was obviously a foreigner. He had a sunny Southern California or Hawaiian surfer dude vibe about him. Shaggy, streaked blond hair. Beat up surfer dude clothes. Facially, he looked like Owen Wilson, though about two decades younger. This guy looked like he had just stepped out of an Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue, or off of Laguna Beach or something. A prototypical surfer dude.

First thing he said to me almost killed me. He looked at me and said with a very chipper, outgoing tone, "Hey, man..."

I said hi back. Then I realized he had been in the store before. I said that I remembered him from before. We had a little trivial banter, and then he went about his way browsing the store.

Eventually, he found his way over to a locked case of merchandise we sell. He leaned over to look in the case. Nothing unusual, because this happens all the time. You can't really see what is in the case without leaning over.

But after about a minute of him leaning over to look into the case, I noticed something. He had major plumber crack going on. Not only a bit of crack, he had maybe a third of his ass cheeks hanging out. I had never seen this before. I am used to the younger generation having their pants halfway down their asses with about a third of their boxer shorts sticking out the back. Frankly, I think it's adorable. But I was not used to seeing bare ass cheeks poking out. I couldn't believe it.

As for the ass cheeks, LOL. Perfect. Hairless, taut, firm. Plumber Crack has NEVER looked this good! In fact, it's an insult to this guy's sinuous little ass to refer to it as Plumber Crack.

I stared for about five seconds, then I caught myself. Then I felt embarrassed for the poor guy, thinking that maybe he didn't know a third of his ass was hanging out. I was waiting for my coworker, a plumb female, to take note and laugh about it. But she never noticed. And after about a minute of leaning over with his ass hanging out, he straightened up and then turned to me and told me he was interested in seeing some of the merchandise in the case.

I walked up and unlocked the case and got out the merchandise to show him. We have to stand next to the case while it is open, so I had to stand there and sort of look in his direction while he tried on the merchandise. As he tried on the merchandise, he had to raise his hands to put them on his head. As he raised his hands, his shirt lifted up a bit.

When his shirt lifted up, I realized that his Plumber Crack problem was not a result of bending over. His boxer shorts were only pulled up halfway up his ass. I had never seen anything like this. Again, I glanced. Looked for maybe three seconds, then looked away.

He continued to look at himself in the mirror, trying on the accessories we sell. As he stood there, I realized that even without his arms up you could get a hint of his ass hanging out, his firm little body. I was stunned.

I can't describe his body very well. I mean, this boy just seemed like something mythological, something out of a Greek myth, a beautiful representation of youthful, athletic male beauty.

He then handed me the merchandise and said that he was interested in purchasing it. But something odd.... When he handed me the merchandise, I noticed that his hand was trembling.

This is the part where I felt like a total creep, that I had committed a "faux pas." It occurred to me that maybe this young man realized that I had glanced at his ass and was admiring his beauty (all the while attempting to conceal my admiration), and that this had made him uncomfortable. This just crushed me. The last thing in the world I would want would be for something so beautiful to be ashamed of his beauty. I felt like a total pervert for having looked.

We walked back to the cash register to ring up the merchandise, and by the time we arrived to the cash register we had a little more banter. During the course of our walk, I noticed something I hadn't noticed earlier. A bit of a swish to his walk and in his voice. When I asked for his ID to verify his debit card (we do this with all customers), I saw that the look on his face in the picture was a very gentle look. The look in his eyes had a "swish" look to them, if that makes any sense. And, again, as he handed his ID to me, his hand trembled. I almost started to get nervous too, picking up his nervousness. But I told myself that there was no reason to be nervous because all that had happened was that he had been beautiful and I had admired his beauty. Nothing wrong with that.

Several options occurred to me:

1. This boy was aware that I had noticed his cute little ass and he was uncomfortable with that.
2. This boy at the least has a bisexual tendency.
3. There's the possibility that he was putting on a bit of a show for me and maybe he enjoyed putting on the show.

I don't know which option is correct, but I do know that I was truly crushed by seeing him tremble like that. I felt so guilty, as though me looking had made him uncomfortable. But you know what ... anyone would've looked because his cute little ass was sticking out at you.

Anyway, don't know why I feel compelled to share this story. I suppose I feel compelled to share it here because I can't really share it anywhere else. :redface:

Maybe he was turned on. He sounds like he was wanting some of Guy Love's guy love. :smile:

When I get aroused by someone and that guy holds my glances, I get the shakes. I feel my heart flutter and beat. My cock gets hard and drippy. I feel very alive.

 

[chicagosam]

You know I stumbled into Novice's gallery and was able appreciate his perfect masculine form and innate male beauty.

Oh, my God, I can feel it coming on. I'm turning . . . . . . homosexual! Oh, the horror! I have turned into a big fucking rampant raging homo on the prowl because I appreciated a nude male, and I am going to do every male at LPSG and then work my way through every website like this that exists! I admired a male form! I must have men! Naked men! Lots of them! Hundreds of them! I want men! I crave men! I am homo—hear me blow! Oh, the humanity!

Jeez! What a humongous load of crap that is! Yes, you can appreciate the nude male form without being gay. (And, Novice, you masterwork of male perfection, you made my loins tingle, or was that an itch! LOL!) Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it. The problem here lies with the seeming confused gender orientation of our OP who seems to view our inability to accept his straightness because of how he presents himself in his threads, and overlooks that the one he is really trying to convince is himself. Why be angry with others when your anger is really at yourself for not presenting yourself the way you want us to see you? What is humorous is that you are trying to convince people who will accept you whether you are gay, bi, straight, or indulge in bestiality. The problem with how you present yourself and how you wish to be perceived is really yours.

 

[chicagosam]

When I get aroused by someone and that guy holds my glances, I get the shakes. I feel my heart flutter and beat. My cock gets hard and drippy. I feel very alive.

Am I making you feel alive, aroused, shake, flutter, beat, harden, drip, and unable to take your eyes off of me? I have that power you know! I am man! I am beautiful! I am hot!:biggrin1:

 

[Onslow]

I didn't expect to see this party still going on--did anyone ever find the shorts?

 

[chicagosam]

I didn't expect to see this party still going on--did anyone ever find the shorts?

Movie or boxer?

 

[Onslow]

Movie or boxer?

Boxer--he (GanyGee) mentioned them as having been on the young lad who sauntered into the store and then started to tremble.

 

[chicagosam]

Boxer--he (GanyGee) mentioned them as having been on the young lad who sauntered into the store and then started to tremble.

Boxers . . . young lad . . . trembling . . . oh, my! What might that infer, Onslow?

 

[Onslow]

Boxers . . . young lad . . . trembling . . . oh, my! What might that infer, Onslow?

Well, as we know from reading his post it means he is 100% heterosexual.

 

[chicagosam]

Well, as we know from reading his post it means he is 100% heterosexual.

And, so he is! The homo fairy hit him with the 100% straight stick! If he says he is 100% heterosexual, and that is what he wants to believe, then that is that! It's a done deal! But if that is the case, then you can have the surfer boy, Onlsow.:biggrin1: