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Spladle said:
hey, i read your posts & you sure have a foul mouth.no wonder your on this perv/porn website.you seem to think your all that when your not.you need to grow up & maybe get out more.you size queens are a riot.start a group called the lvsg.large vagina support group.this is mostly a gay site.your absolutely NOT a decent young woman.and being from Here and There and Everywhere. Up and Down and all Around. sure dont help.just being real & speakin the truth.deal with it....

omg, I just realized how many posts I could reply to with this.

I was soooooo going to do that!!!


Anway, no wonder your on this perv/porn website and I'm not!!!
 

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hey Spladle, dude has a hardon for me too

wtf is with random PMs from fuckups like this

summerheat06 said:
lisa is a male..duh.and the reason the female pop on this site is so small is this is a porn site.no decent women on this site.this is mostly a gay site or people that have no lives.thats my opinion and if you dont like it....oh well.alot of women dont think with their genitals.but on this site they clearly do.thats sad....very sad.
I wonder which he is?

answer: both
 

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Yes, and what kind of a complete loser do you have to be to join this site, spend time here, and use that time PMing strangers to tell them your opinion of their sexuality? Please! Something tells me that he needs to spend his "summertime '06" getting his own tragically fucked-up backyard clean. :rolleyes:

And now, a prediction from the Swami: If anyone wishes to take a potshot at our new friend, you'd better do it quickly. :wink:
 

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Stronzo said:
On behalf of my entire sex sares (gay though I may be) may I offer my sincerest apologies. Fucking jerks.:rolleyes:

oh it gets better

the dude is MASSIVELY terrified of women

sares said:
who the fuck are you and why are you talking to me?

summerheat06 said:
oh...such a foul mouth.you are NO lady.

sares said:
I wouldn't dream of aspiring to be the kind of "lady" you prefer, you dim fuck. you're obviously one of those men who is so insecure he can't bear to be confronted with a woman who knows what she likes.

take your tiny, tiny little dick and go play with ignorant "lady" virgins.
 

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summerheat06 said:
AWWW did i piss the fat lady off.you nasty pig.go exercise.yuck.
LOL

sares said:
HAHAHAHAHA

oh this is rich... looks like I cut you deep, mini-dick, since you are floundering around for something to insult me with

I bet you're short too... and now that your mommy won't suck you off any more you're feeling so very sad and lonely
 

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summerheat06 said:
your not even attractive miss piggy.put down that triple cheeseburger ya weirdo.
is this an american thing? assuming women are fat? my god, he's awesomely off the mark. but I am right on:

sares said:
I'm surprised you can see what I'm eating while your dad is smacking you in the face with his cock, you miserable limpdick fuckpocket.

now eat up or you're going to get the hose again.
 

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Just let us know when you're tired of toying with him, Sares. :wink:
 

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I think he'll drown in spooge around the time daddy comes.

(now that was not a sentence I was planning to type this morning)
 

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Sares, you seem well equipped to handle this one on your own, thanks for sharing though, I got several good laughs out of it.

Face it guys, before they work themselves into a corner and get banned, the trolls are some of the best comedians on the site.

Other than Spladle, naturally.
 

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madame_zora said:
Sares, you seem well equipped to handle this one on your own, thanks for sharing though, I got several good laughs out of it.
oh for sure. I don't bother engaging trolls unless my efforts can give people a grin, hence the reposting.

he hasn't written back since the last one. I feel strangely bereft. :tongue:
 

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madame_zora said:
Face it guys, before they work themselves into a corner and get banned, the trolls are some of the best comedians on the site.

Other than Spladle, naturally.
:clap: Couldn't have said it better myself...
 

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madame_zora said:
Sares, you seem well equipped to handle this one on your own, thanks for sharing though, I got several good laughs out of it.

Face it guys, before they work themselves into a corner and get banned, the trolls are some of the best comedians on the site.

Other than Spladle, naturally.
Are you trying to imply that I'm not a troll? wtf, I'm offended.
 

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Spladle said:
Why do you respond to this guy's PMs but not mine? That hurts my feelings.
just an exhibitionist I guess.