My favourite joke

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by bigphattool, Jan 9, 2006.

  1. bigphattool

    bigphattool New Member

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    I love tellin this joke....you gotta to the accent right...it's a treat...

    Three Black mamas sitting in a bar in the deep south of the U S of A, all relaxing with some good antiguan rum....the conversation after a few turns to the pvt side of life and they start comparing their husbands sexual prowess...

    First Black Mama; 'Well....They calls me usban hoorrrssse cos he hung like a HORRSSSE!'

    Second black mama;.'Wellll, u kno', they calls me 'usband terrraaiin, cos he gooees like a TRRAAIINN!'

    Third black mama; 'WELL, they callls me 'usband DRAMBUIEEE!'

    First and second black mama; 'WHAAA, they calls your 'usban Drambuie! What kin o name is tha!...... Ain't that sum kinda fancy licquor?!'


    If u get it u'll like it!!!!
    Eddyxxxxx
     
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