My first sexual experience
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I wouldn't personally think practicing putting condoms on if you're inexperienced is a bad idea, actually. When I first started having sex I tried putting them on silly but somewhat practical stuff like a banana, as I didn't own sex toys at that point in time.
. yeah maybe it's the smell it's total boner killer should look at
Skyn large non latex those should fit his slightly above average 5.5 penis girth...
they are a bit a tight on my 6.5girth but should fit his smaller 5.5" girth fine
latex smell for me is a gross smell very off putting. close enough to make me throw up
I think its a great idea....
I also think hes prob done it too many times to just be learning....
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Holy fuck you people are such losers lol. Seriously, do you clowns have any hobbies or things actually going on in your life? Bunch of boring and stupid ass people with nothing to offer.
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Oh look.....the don't ya'll have hobbies anger cycle. Look big Ben, parliament....
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I'm actually waiting for security to get to my job and walk me to my car. I have a few minutes here and there. Certainly, I guarantee you it takes very little time to keep up with your story around here.
I thought this was a hobby...
Failing that i better go throw rocks at kangaroos... not much to do down here
Failing that i better go throw rocks at kangaroos... not much to do down here
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This forum is ridiculously frustrating and entertaining simultaneously.
Yet you keep coming back here, in spite of having other methods of keeping in contact with the people who do pander and/or agree with what you say and do.
As for my life, it's pretty damn awesome to me, but none of your business. I don't need advice for anything currently going on, or feel a need to brag, or a need to get validated from folks on here. It's also easy for me to do this thing called multitasking, where I can do multiple things at once. That would include occasionally checking a tab on a browser.
Has a tinge of schadenfreude, to go with his delusions.
So.... We all meeting here in 20+ years, when he has imaginary sex again?
So.... We all meeting here in 20+ years, when he has imaginary sex again?
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I also stick around to read other people's responses to sangeili. I get so excited to see this post get bumped.
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- rtg,
Says the person (and I use that term lightly) who couldn't wait until his ban was lifted to brag about his penthouse forum fallacies.
I can assure you that I have a hell of a lot more to offer than you, peewee. But I don't need to create lists that I repeat over and over again to convince myself or others of that.
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Did I mention I am 5'5" and a half?
I've also been to Iowa and Kansas. Do I get cool points?
I've also been to Iowa and Kansas. Do I get cool points?
Damn it, you're taller than me? Shit. I must be an inferior specimen since I'm shorter....
his imaginary GF or boy friend will not let him kiss
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I've never been to Iowa. I've had sex a few times, though. Where am I on the coolness scale?
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You're only cool if you proclaim your superiority and tell others that they are inferior and their life experience means nothing compared to your imagination.
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This whole thread is just teeming with insecurity from all sides. It's actually quiet frustrating to read. Clearly the original poster has some insecurities that he wishes to cover up, but at the same time, all of these people so eager to poke and prod at him to attempt to shade their own insecurities are just as disgusting. Just because the guy wishes to lift his confidence by perhaps stretching the truth does not give you the moral high ground to shove him down onto his ass and subsequently kick dirt in his face. In fact, all you people do is antagonize the situation and you make it worse, and you make every thread with him in it worse as a result.
There's something about him that provokes insecurity in YOU, because the clear reaction to this post was to just ignore it, like you inevitably ignore many stupid posts on this website. If you did that maybe it wouldn't be an eleven page shit show of insults that inevitably make this place a worse place to be.
There's something about him that provokes insecurity in YOU, because the clear reaction to this post was to just ignore it, like you inevitably ignore many stupid posts on this website. If you did that maybe it wouldn't be an eleven page shit show of insults that inevitably make this place a worse place to be.
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