My first sexual experience

[bigbull29]

My first straight sexual experience was pretty good actually, after a nervous start. We did it 4 times that night.

And now you're back to the delicious dudes. LOL.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Lol every one now posting thinks this is a question about your first time.

 

[MisterVIP]

So after months of threads and posts asking for advice on how to get laid, he starts a thread claiming to have done the deed. After being grilled with legitimate questions about things that don't make sense, he offers additional (newly thought up?) details. After that raises more questions, he posts that he has "skills and confidence that most guys don't have."

lolwut?

 

[Penis Aficionado]

Honestly, why so much interest in whether it's a true story or not? It's just words on your screen, on a site devoted to dick.

Either you like the words or you don't. Unless you're planning to hook up with him, I don't understand why it matters whether it actually happened or not. It's unknowable, anyway.

 

[sangheili90]

So after months of threads and posts asking for advice on how to get laid, he starts a thread claiming to have done the deed. After being grilled with legitimate questions about things that don't make sense, he offers additional (newly thought up?) details. After that raises more questions, he posts that he has "skills and confidence that most guys don't have."

lolwut?

Most guys don't walk up to random girls and get their numbers, there is a reason why the pick up artist sites are so popular because they talk about "cold approaching" and "day game". No, I don't frequent those sites.

As for the questions, most of the people that I'm not responding to I've had on my ignore list for a while now because they have a history of endlessly harassing me and following me around. Second, I was gone for 2 months and created this thread shortly after it was lifted because of what had happened, why would I even bother creating this thread. I have several posters that I speak to privately on here, some even have my phone number, and they are well aware of all of the stuff that had been going on between myself, this girl and others I had been pursuing but didn't end up getting. No, I'm not going to mention who they are, but we'd talk about the issues I was having with certain girls I was pursuing and all of that nonsense. In addition to this, I was and currently am seeing a therapist who specializes in relationships, I've been seeing this individual since late January.

Seriously, it's not that difficult to imagine a 6'4", fit/athletic and attractive guy who put in a fuck ton of work into the issues I had with all of this to have made it work out.

 

[sangheili90]

Honestly, why so much interest in whether it's a true story or not? It's just words on your screen, on a site devoted to dick.

Either you like the words or you don't. Unless you're planning to hook up with him, I don't understand why it matters whether it actually happened or not. It's unknowable, anyway.

Because these people have no lives and are still offended by posts I've left months ago, some on here are still mad about things I said almost a year ago. It's the same handful of no life posters.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I get asked out about 10 times a week at my job alone. Cold approaching, even while wearing a wedding ring. Many guys are not afraid to approach a woman to get her phone number. This doesn't make you have gumption most men don't have. Most men are in a relationship prior to 30.

 

[693987]

Because these people have no lives and are still offended by posts I've left months ago, some on here are still mad about things I said almost a year ago. It's the same handful of no life posters.

Offended? You give yourself an overly high amount of importance and credit. No life posters? Yet from your own words, it seems you couldn't wait for the temp-ban to be lifted to post on this site, in spite of apparently keeping in contact with people who believe you, like you, whatever via other methods. It's almost like you want to give as much opportunity as possible to cry persecution complex/martyr.

 

[someperson]

Because these people have no lives and are still offended by posts I've left months ago, some on here are still mad about things I said almost a year ago. It's the same handful of no life posters.

we were glad u got banned
the forum quality had gone back up after your left

 

[TexanStar]

Because these people have no lives and are still offended by posts I've left months ago, some on here are still mad about things I said almost a year ago. It's the same handful of no life posters.

No one has to bring up old shit with you. You add new shit in every thread you start. It always goes like this

1. Normalish Sangheili post
2. Someone asks some question
3. Normalish Sangheili post 2
4. Someone asks some other question
5. Somewhere around this point, you inevitably go off on some side rant about how women are gold digging slut bitches bla bla bla and how you're the dating master and people should take notes.

You follow this pattern without fail and it's why every single one of these status updates from you turns into a shitfest. If you'd stay on topic, or just stop after your first post or two, you wouldn't solicit all the critical replies.

 

[someperson]

No one has to bring up old shit with you. You add new shit in every thread you start. It always goes like this

1. Normalish Sangheili post
2. Someone asks some question
3. Normalish Sangheili post 2
4. Someone asks some other question
5. Somewhere around this point, you inevitably go off on some side rant about how women are gold digging slut bitches bla bla bla and how you're the dating master and people should take notes.

You follow this pattern without fail and it's why every single one of these status updates from you turns into a shitfest. If you'd stay on topic, or just stop after your first post or two, you wouldn't solicit all the critical replies.

Sangheili should check out
that is the correct site for his BS
sluthate.com

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I'm still wondering if he'd step up and support his out of wedlock baby since he doesn't wear condoms. He has said many times that he can't stand single moms.

 

[deleted936015]

Maybe the condom would have tots killed his boner and he wouldnt have been able to bring his A game

 

[deleted936015]

Also... as if he doesnt give u all massive lady boners...

 

[someperson]

I'm still wondering if he'd step up and support his out of wedlock baby since he doesn't wear condoms. He has said many times that he can't stand single moms.

That would be epic but i think he would have her abort the baby


also he claims he "did not bust"

so it does not really count in the cycle for sex

turned on > sex > bust > 100% complete

 

[sangheili90]

Maybe the condom would have tots killed his boner and he wouldnt have been able to bring his A game

I actually made a thread a few months back about this issue, where I'd lose my erection when I'd put a condom on. I really need to figure something out with this in case I get with a woman whose vagina has more diseases in it than a Soviet biological weapons laboratory. I got an STD test not that long ago and I was ok, thankfully.

 

[deleted936015]

Id say with a women over ur hand, ull have more chance keeping it hard

 

[sangheili90]

Id say with a women over ur hand, ull have more chance keeping it hard

I don't know, I didn't even bother putting a condom on when I was with this girl.....but you are probably correct.

 

[rtg]

Seriously, it's not that difficult to imagine a 6'4", fit/athletic and attractive guy who put in a fuck ton of work into the issues I had with all of this to have made it work out.

Can we start a tally about how many times he uses these stats from now on to try to convince everyone (and himself) about how much of a babe magnet he is?

 

[deleted936015]

Can we start a tally about how many times he uses these stats from now on to try to convince everyone (and himself) about how much of a babe magnet he is?

Ummm it isnt clean to you???