My fit girlfriend

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

There's enough SPAM here to make a giant dick. I got an idea why don't we name it after the starter of this thread?

 

[dlcs]

on the other hand, at least she can spell the word "than"

Thanks. Let's go get drunk, go to the zoo, and scream at elephants.

 

[B_Spladle]

Fixed that for you there dearest x x x

You should seriously consider killing yourself.

 

[D_Cliebert_Chodechoker]

Spama-lama-ding-dong.

Hey, this is fun.

LMAO

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

"I've never written to Penthouse Forums before...I never thought it would happen to me..."

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Spambalaya with pickled troll.

 

[mehgah]

You should seriously consider killing yourself.

It's a good thing people don't treat your word as law, there would be many Spladle-related deaths.

Mind you, given who most of these people are, I can't say I'd miss them.

 

[B_Spladle]

It's a good thing people don't treat your word as law,

I disagree.

there would be many Spladle-related deaths.

That is correct.

Mind you, given who most of these people are, I can't say I'd miss them.

Exactly.

 

[well_endowed]

I disagree.

That is correct.

Exactly.

You're still ugly as sin you buck toothed cunt

 

[B_Spladle]

You're still ugly as sin you buck toothed cunt

You are certainly entitled to your opinion, but most of the rest of the world disagrees with you. In fact, I was recently asked to appear in an Abercrombie magazine. I thought that was pretty neat.

My teeth are straight, white, and perfect. I think you are a waste of oxygen.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Death by spam or death by Spladle...those are new ones for me to put on death certificates. I'd like to fill out one for Well_Spammed, I mean, Not_Well_Endowed.

 

[B_Danceswithlamps]

You should seriously consider killing yourself.

Consider? Oh please... We must MAKE him kill himself before some other poor human inherits his pathetic genes... I'll bring the gun if you bring the ammunition...

Oh, and Prep, I'm taking up your offer to destroy the evidence...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Consider? Oh please... We must MAKE him kill himself before some other poor human inherits his pathetic genes... I'll bring the gun if you bring the ammunition...

Oh, and Prep, I'm taking up your offer to destroy the evidence...

Here's an extra thought to go along with the firearms; someone bring a large set of hedge cutters for an impromptu vasectomy.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Why do I think it would take something far less than a set of hedge clippers to do a vasectomy. I think a pair of nail clippers would probably do the job more than adequately.

 

[Pappy]

Nah, you'd only need tweezers and a microscope.

 

[prepstudinsc]

I was at least giving him the benefit of the doubt LOL

 

[invisibleman]

You're still ugly as sin you buck toothed cunt

Spladle, I believe well_endowed is SL65////AMG's disgruntled buttbuddy. Get sexually frustrated and he gets ALL bitchy. It's all right, well_endowed--Take a MIDOL and go for a long walk off the Grand Canyon kissing every rock on the way down until you fall on a cactus dick.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Spladle, I believe well_endowed is SL65////AMG's disgruntled buttbuddy. Get sexually frustrated and he gets ALL bitchy. It's all right, well_endowed--Take a MIDOL and go for a long walk off the Grand Canyon kissing every rock on the way down until you fall on a cactus dick.

Invisible, how many times have I warned you about bottling up your feelings?

 

[rawbone8]

I suggest we henceforth refer to that poster as well_indoubt
if we need to refer to him at all