my friend says i'm small, i think i'm big

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by THEDUDEofDestiny, Apr 14, 2010.

  1. THEDUDEofDestiny

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    your friend
     
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    What matters is if there is magic in the wand or not!
     
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    abracadabra... you're pregnant
     
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    Your friend must be on crack. That's a big dick. Very nice.
     
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    don't thank me, i'm just doing my job. or avoiding doing my job. the latter.
     
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    How did you get on this site?
     
  7. THEDUDEofDestiny

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    I have a large penis that requires the emotional and physical support of an internet community
     
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    maybe your pal has only seen it soft and you're a grower, not a shower.

    or maybe he means it's thin.
     
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    Your both wrong! Your a good size, not small and not big. you have a very nice cock. something to be proud of and nothing to be ashamed of.
     
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    No, it's definitely BIG. Don't listen to these other guys, dude.

    I don't understand why guys in the 99th percentile of cock size feel like they have to call everything else "small" or just "okay". So lame. 5-6 inches is average, and you look bigger than 6 inches. That's a big cock. Case closed.
     
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    I can tell you one thing: You're blurry.
     
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    Split the difference and go with "medium".

    Because the truth will never be found at either end of the spectrum. The best solution is often a compromise of both sides.

    Penis wisdom to live by
     
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    I wanna meet your friend!
     
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    it'd be easier to tell if you weren't moving at super speed...
     
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    Dude, just title the thread "look at my dick and tell me it's neat".
     
  16. THEDUDEofDestiny

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    haha, props to FMH for that one
     
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    Let me ask you something that may blow your mind:

    Is your friend really... you?
     
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    change friend!
     
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    DIS. Most cheap cameras have it as standard these days. And most cheap camears take more than one shot.
    This is a funny thread.
     
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