my friend says i'm small, i think i'm big

[THEDUDEofDestiny]

your friend

 

[Bajan]

What matters is if there is magic in the wand or not!

 

[THEDUDEofDestiny]

abracadabra... you're pregnant

 

[phallic intrigue]

Your friend must be on crack. That's a big dick. Very nice.

 

[THEDUDEofDestiny]

don't thank me, i'm just doing my job. or avoiding doing my job. the latter.

 

[ceejay1960]

How did you get on this site?

 

[THEDUDEofDestiny]

I have a large penis that requires the emotional and physical support of an internet community

 

[dolfette]

maybe your pal has only seen it soft and you're a grower, not a shower.

or maybe he means it's thin.

 

[MSNMARC]

Your both wrong! Your a good size, not small and not big. you have a very nice cock. something to be proud of and nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[phallic intrigue]

No, it's definitely BIG. Don't listen to these other guys, dude.

I don't understand why guys in the 99th percentile of cock size feel like they have to call everything else "small" or just "okay". So lame. 5-6 inches is average, and you look bigger than 6 inches. That's a big cock. Case closed.

 

[Tristain1675]

I can tell you one thing: You're blurry.

 

[D_Geffarde Phartsmeller]

Split the difference and go with "medium".

Because the truth will never be found at either end of the spectrum. The best solution is often a compromise of both sides.

Penis wisdom to live by

 

[hungthickone]

I wanna meet your friend!

 

[the_reverend]

it'd be easier to tell if you weren't moving at super speed...

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Dude, just title the thread "look at my dick and tell me it's neat".

 

[THEDUDEofDestiny]

haha, props to FMH for that one

 

[hud01]

http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/249334/cat/500/ppuser/463509

who's right?

Move closer to the computer and stop shaking. This is not enough evidence.

 

[Guy-jin]

Let me ask you something that may blow your mind:

Is your friend really... you?

 

[SpeedoMike]

change friend!

 

[deleted136887]

DIS. Most cheap cameras have it as standard these days. And most cheap camears take more than one shot.
This is a funny thread.