I honestly think my funniest story about clothing issues was a time when I was bowling with my girlfriend and her sister. My girlfriend's sister was laughing in the middle of the game, and stopped me to point out that the girls in the lane over from us were staring at my crotch and smiling, she then looked down at me and said, I've been looking all night at the bulge in your pants, and find it funny that Im not the only one who has noticed. This is also the sister who wanted to see me naked because her sister told her I was huge. These were new jeans and I don't wear underwear. Learned a valuable lesson that night.