My girlfriend Jizzy Lizzy

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My girlfriend Jizzy Lizzy saw L P S G as the most visited website on my browser and asked, "What's that?"

I explained it was a website where people simply post jokes, but Jizzy Lizzy had a look for herself.

After seeing the array of sick jokes i had posted, and the kind of jokes i had in my "Favourite L P S G jokes" document, Jizzy Lizzy looked at me with judging, sickened eyes and said that she could never be with someone who finds jokes and type of friends like Pecker & Bangbro & Xmarks funny.

So thats the 8th relationship this fucking site has ruined, i really need to stop letting my girlfriends use my laptop.
 

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portableapps.com, portable firefox/chrome/opera, and a thumbdrive. usb 3.0 makes it great. assuming windows. otherwise, a secondary login/user for porn only, and encrypt the folder(s).