My Grandmother was 95 and she never needed glasses....

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  1. Mem

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    She drank straight from the bottle.:biggrin1:
     
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    Good one, mem :smile:
     
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    She smoked 2 packs a day.
     
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    Using only one match?
     
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    She kept her collection of shark teeth in a jar by her bed.
     
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    Had the heart of a child...which she kept in a jar in the closet.
     
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    walked two miles each way to the market every day...with all of the shoes she had stolen!
     
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    Had a string of lovers...all buried in her backyard!
     
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    Pissed standing up at the supermarket
     
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    loved young men and the contents of their wallets.
     
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    was a great role model and respected.....by the town drunks and bartenders
     
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    Could climb mountains






    of laundry because she never did the washing
     
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    ^^^^ okay these are getting better with each post..
     
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    She's a sweet old lady, just don't touch her vodka, she'll kick your ass!
     
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    She danced with wolves



    in sheep's clothing.
     
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    She was a very charitable and giving person...at least that's what the men in the town say
     
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    Grandma was very personable and never met a man she didn't like...or have sex with
     
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    She took up jogging at the age of 85.

    Ran 5 miles a day.

    We don't know where the hell she is now.
     
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