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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Mem, Feb 22, 2008.
She drank straight from the bottle.:biggrin1:
Good one, mem :smile:
She smoked 2 packs a day.
Using only one match?
She kept her collection of shark teeth in a jar by her bed.
Had the heart of a child...which she kept in a jar in the closet.
walked two miles each way to the market every day...with all of the shoes she had stolen!
Had a string of lovers...all buried in her backyard!
Pissed standing up at the supermarket
loved young men and the contents of their wallets.
was a great role model and respected.....by the town drunks and bartenders
Could climb mountains
of laundry because she never did the washing
^^^^ okay these are getting better with each post..
She's a sweet old lady, just don't touch her vodka, she'll kick your ass!
She danced with wolves
in sheep's clothing.
She was a very charitable and giving person...at least that's what the men in the town say
Grandma was very personable and never met a man she didn't like...or have sex with
She took up jogging at the age of 85.
Ran 5 miles a day.
We don't know where the hell she is now.