My Grandmother was 95 and she never needed glasses....

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she died in a home and l'm pissed off
wanted a fag and a drink in the end
never got it
the bastards
 

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Funniest thing about going to the butcher with Grandma; The butcher always asked if she wanted to taste his sausage, and went into his office for twenty minutes, then he appeared again looking woozy and grandma was licking her lips, but it didn't smell like sausage.
 

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Odd thing about Grandma living in Florida and the holidays; She was very generous to the mailman, milkman, and the 18 yr old paperboy who had graduated from HS trying to get into college. Every time each one of them came to the door, Grandma always told them she had a holiday money gift in the poolside cabana in back. She must've been very forgetful, she took damn an hr with each them, and they must've been looking like crazy for the money, since it was rocking more than the last hurricane. Must not have had enough air in there too, they always re appeared looking woozy and light headed, but grandma always stepped out with a lit cigarette, and her face looked a little more shinier than before- she must've slipped with her lipstick gloss.
 

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Grandma had a wonderful relationship with Grandpa...its just that there were so many of them, I can't remember which one stomped on his hearing aid!!! Was it Grandpa 6 or Grandpa 12?
:irked: OK, that wasn't funny- you took a perfectly good joke and followed it up with a useless punchline. Nex time don't follow on my coattails when you need a good line, ok?