My Green Mile

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Drifterwood, Jul 21, 2008.

  1. Drifterwood

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    I have a limited number of posts (it's a personal milestone) and then I will be burnt out on this site.

    Let's have some fun with them. Alternatively, if you can't wait to see the back of me, post post post. :cool: :smile:
     
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    Burnt out? I don't believe it no never!! Maybe you are just having a barbecue? :dunno:
     
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    Maybe, I'm a Buddhist. :smile:

    Truth is, I am a Welshman and it's 23.00, bbq my arse. :cool:
     
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    So, um, if I alter your post count to a smaller number, you'll stick around? :veryhappy:
     
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    That might be a good idea....I've heard drifters have huge wood....we need more of that around here I think....:wink:
     
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    Very good, and no less from perhaps the most underestimated and understated intellect of the site.

    Of course, you could also increase it :smile:.
     
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    Ok! Who wants to light this thing?
     
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    :smile: I've only ever lit my farts with my jeans on.
     
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    :smile:

    More wood in Winsconsin? The mind boggles.
     
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    So what's the magic number out of curiosity...

    I have a slight dread now whenever I see someone else's postings cuz I know there's a countdown and they are doing about the same thing *sighs*
     
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    My magic number should allow me up to a week to muck around with those who do and don't like me.

    I thought, perhaps I was wrong, that this may be a nice way to say my goodbyes.
     
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    People leave, people stay. Are you turning into one of them attention whores who needs the time of day and ca note from someone you never met? Or do you need to sit back and read the works of fellow writer Arthur Machen again?
     
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    Fair point as ever Zos. I understand how Nic felt, but I don't want to leave like that. I'd rather have a laugh with the people that I have got to know.

    Hey - how long have you been wearing a corset?








    Ever since my wife found it in the back seat.

    Boom Boom.
     
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    Awww I'm sorry you are leaving.
     
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    Leave for a while, as i have done, and come back to view the wreckage.

    I am only here now because I cannot sleep, and the glass of wine I inhaled did not do any justice to its strength (along with aspirin), else I would be working on my blog and various other media projects I deal with. I did type my name onto Google and got twenty pages. I want more.

    NIC's departure was done out of frustration. It was a push-pull kind of response. Some people here fascinate me, so I want to be able to connect.

    You still interest me as a person. Still curious as to "who" you are....
     
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    Thank you, but I really didn't want any sort of wake or drama.
     
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    I am, if I may say, a well educated, well travelled Brit on a crash course with middle age. My personal relationships have been an emotional minefield for a few years now, my work has slipped, this site has been something of a pacifier and distraction.

    What do you call a guy with a small dick?






    Justin.
     
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    The intellect you exhibit is good, almost too good for this realm. Still, don't give up all ties. I used to hang out here in 1993 (when it was vastly different), and came back on and off over time.

    You didn't get a slap on the wrist for typing the word "kunt" from that moderator in Denmark, did you? I was wondering why some guy out of Denmark, I'd never heard of before was telling me I was bad...
     
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