My HUGE uncut friend flopped it out in a bar!!!

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  1. Daisy

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    Whats photoshopped? its an average sized penis, so why bother to photoshop it? Are you saying he made it longer?? It looks on the small side to me.
     
  2. flame boy

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    I think the original image was just some guy stood in a pub, penis neatly tucked away and not on show. The photoshoppery was the addition of the penis, which I believe may belong to Matt Hughes (although that's a guess).
     
  3. D_Jimmy Jammer

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    I see. :cool: I know b-all about P'Shop and it's tricks.
    Again, why do they bother - especially with this pic. Even doctored, it's an ordinary penis (seaside).
    Thanks for the educ.

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    Ah, I've just seen flame boy's (and other's) explanation.
     
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    Agreed! :mad:
     
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    excellent comic relief, once you see the sweater looks so dubbed in.
    you guys have fine powers of observation.
    thanks for the laughs.
     
  7. Mule

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    Completely photoshopped, and badly at that. This poor guy was just having a pint at his local pub and got caught in a drive-by Photoshopping!

    What no-one has pointed out though (perhaps it is obvious and thus unnecessary) is that, due to his claims about the origin of the pic, the OP is quite patently a liar.
     
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    Goddamn - now you've gotta figure out how to get him to flop that out sometime in private.

    Does he go that way? Hoping for your sake he does!
     
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    You two must live a charmed existence. :wink:
     
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    It's definitely photoshopped, you can tell by looking at the sweater hem. Also, notice how he's holding a beer in his (supposedly assumed) dominant hand. It's unrealistically difficult to hold something filled with liquid in your dom hand and then try to undo your pants with just your other hand. Even just holding a cellphone in one hand and attempting to get your junk out with the other is hard to do when at a urinal.
     
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    I agree about the visual cues but lots of people can do things with their non-dominant hand.
     
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    Agreed. I'm a lefty, but I do all of my wanking with my right hand. So much for Peewee Herman's excuse. :p
     
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    Like to see him fully erect.
     
  15. Stretch

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    Another genius :rolleyes:
     
  16. Mule

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    Considering that:

    a. This is a clearly photoshopped pic,
    b. The poster has lied in an attempt to pass it off as real,
    c. It's not posted in Fictitious Stories,

    isn't this covered by blatant attempts to deceive the membership in the rules?
     
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    Hmmm...The thread starter hasn't made any attempt to repond to the accusations either. *Sigh*....I'm just not sure what the point of this thread was..??

     
  18. Mule

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    Probably yet another give-me-something-to-jerk-off-to thread. Nothing wrong with that, per se (although it's tiresome), but no-one likes a liar.
     
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    that's as big and long as big needs to be, awesome.

    You didn't blur the face very well though..
     
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    alcohol is bad.. mmmkay..
     
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