I dunno if this goes here, but what the hell. Got into a car accident, 9 months ago, broken femur, broken hip.(Worse pain I have ever felt in my life). My bone broke completely into 2 pieces, and my leg was 8 inches shorter(from the looks of the X-ray). Rushed me into the emergency room, put a titanium rod, and some screws in. Can you believe you can die from a femur break? Dr said if not treated, quickly, the bone marrow can/will leak out, get into your blood stream, can't remember exactly, sepsis(sp) maybe. Long story short, I woke up the next morning, didn't know where I was. When I opened my eyes, there were two nurses, holding my cock(didn't even get a chance to CHUB up), sticking a catheter in my penis. If that,s not something to wake up to, I dunno what is. I told them to stop it F'n Hurt. After a while Dr. came out, and told me they found scar tissue in my urethra, thats why they couldn't get the catheter in. Went into surgery a couple of months later, got the tissue removed. Woke upfrom this surgery. Nurse came over and told me I had to wear a catheter, and a pee bag strapped around my leg for 2 weeks. Let me tell you, it is kinda weird not having to get up to go pee for 2 weeks. Kinda felt good with it in. You can feel it when you sit in a car, are hard surfaces. Went to Dr.s to get it taken out,nurse had me lie down, took the bag off, drained everything. She then attached a syringe to the catheter filled with saline, and squirted it into my bladder. It felt interesting, kinda exotic, shit I liked it. After that she told me she was going to take it out. She had me, take a breath and hold it, then release my breath when she start to pull it out. She grabbed it and gently slide it out. No pain at all. It was kinda awesome. Its that same feeling, when you cum a huge load. Not the orgasm part, but feeling the cum traveling from your balls out of your shaft. She had me hold one of the hospital plastic jug things. Kinda looked like a half gallon plastic milk carton. She told me to pee out all the saline, to make sure I expelled it all. the scar tissue, would never let me fully empty my bladder, so i was going every 2-3 hours, and I really had to push to get it to come out. Now when I pee, its like a firehose. I shit you not. It sounds kinda like when you take a garden hose, and pinch off the line, it builds pressure, then you release it, and for several seconds it sprays supper fast and you a can hear it. Anyways, that's my story, and I'm stickin with it.