My interesting catheter exp.

Discussion in 'Penis Enlargement' started by boogalooshrimp74, Jan 4, 2011.

  1. boogalooshrimp74

    boogalooshrimp74 New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2010
    Messages:
    12
    Likes Received:
    0
    I dunno if this goes here, but what the hell.

    Got into a car accident, 9 months ago, broken femur, broken hip.(Worse pain I have ever felt in my life). My bone broke completely into 2 pieces, and my leg was 8 inches shorter(from the looks of the X-ray). Rushed me into the emergency room, put a titanium rod, and some screws in.

    Can you believe you can die from a femur break? Dr said if not treated, quickly, the bone marrow can/will leak out, get into your blood stream, can't remember exactly, sepsis(sp) maybe.

    Long story short, I woke up the next morning, didn't know where I was. When I opened my eyes, there were two nurses, holding my cock(didn't even get a chance to CHUB up), sticking a catheter in my penis. If that,s not something to wake up to, I dunno what is. I told them to stop it F'n Hurt. After a while Dr. came out, and told me they found scar tissue in my urethra, thats why they couldn't get the catheter in. Went into surgery a couple of months later, got the tissue removed. Woke upfrom this surgery.
    Nurse came over and told me I had to wear a catheter, and a pee bag strapped around my leg for 2 weeks.

    Let me tell you, it is kinda weird not having to get up to go pee for 2 weeks. Kinda felt good with it in. You can feel it when you sit in a car, are hard surfaces.

    Went to Dr.s to get it taken out,nurse had me lie down, took the bag off, drained everything. She then attached a syringe to the catheter filled with saline, and squirted it into my bladder. It felt interesting, kinda exotic, shit I liked it. After that she told me she was going to take it out. She had me, take a breath and hold it, then release my breath when she start to pull it out.

    She grabbed it and gently slide it out. No pain at all. It was kinda awesome. Its that same feeling, when you cum a huge load. Not the orgasm part, but feeling the cum traveling from your balls out of your shaft.

    She had me hold one of the hospital plastic jug things. Kinda looked like a half gallon plastic milk carton. She told me to pee out all the saline, to make sure I expelled it all.

    the scar tissue, would never let me fully empty my bladder, so i was going every 2-3 hours, and I really had to push to get it to come out.

    Now when I pee, its like a firehose. I shit you not. It sounds kinda like when you take a garden hose, and pinch off the line, it builds pressure, then you release it, and for several seconds it sprays supper fast and you a can hear it.

    Anyways, that's my story, and I'm stickin with it.
     
  2. bi_todd

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2010
    Messages:
    791
    Albums:
    4
    Likes Received:
    2,692
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    San Jose (CA, US)
    Verified:
    Photo
    so I'm interested to know how this surgery affected your cum shots. did you lose any distance because the pathway is cleared out now?
     
  3. boogalooshrimp74

    boogalooshrimp74 New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2010
    Messages:
    12
    Likes Received:
    0
    Well honestly I don't really know yet. When I was younger 25(35 now), I would sit there and jerk off to porn, edging for 4-5 hours. I would be sitting in my chair, and when I would cum, it shot out about 3-4'. I believe it was mostly clear, don't know if that means anything. If it was all semen, and I shot that I don't think I would have anything left for a week :) Wasn't every good at edging/ballooning, so my balls would ache big time. therefore didn't do it often.

    As for the surgery and still being able to do it, the furthest I have gotten so far was about 1 foot. Dunno if it was my age or what. I guess with old age you start to lose it...
    Wish I had some pix, or a movie or two.
     
  4. scguy29210

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 18, 2007
    Messages:
    91
    Albums:
    5
    Likes Received:
    32
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Acworth, GA
    Verified:
    Photo
    I am 36 now and my distance has dropped off very similar to yours.
     
  5. canuck_pa

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2007
    Messages:
    2,196
    Likes Received:
    123
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Beautiful Vancouver Canada
    Distance didn't drop of for me until I was in my late forties. I used to be able to shoot a good 6-7 feet. For you I would imagine having a clear urethra could make a big difference.
     
  6. boogalooshrimp74

    boogalooshrimp74 New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2010
    Messages:
    12
    Likes Received:
    0
    actually going to the Dr. tomorrow, and see if he wants to go back in there, seems like some of the scar tissue came back, but not as worse as it was. Also, I haven't really tried to see how far I can cum, I guess I should say I haven't given it 100%. lost of shit going on. Not getting along with the girlfriend, and I have been abstaining from sex, just to prove a point, but she doesn't get it. So i might just make time to see how far I can soot...

    Going to start a 4 week cycle of Steroids followed with a 4 week Post cycle therapy.
    Going to be using HCG to keep the natural test levels up while on cycle,
    along with Forma-Stanozol to combat any estrogen side effects.
    lots of people that have done the same stack report a huge increase in sex drive.
    I'll let you guys know what happens..
    also if you want links about forma, or others let me know.
     
  7. f14e18cm

    f14e18cm New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2006
    Messages:
    10
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    about the catheterisation; I do it for the kick you mentioned in the beginning of this thread as a side effect.
    In fact I did myself just now and am planning to let it stay some days. A kick on itself!
    Will try to cum with the tube in aswell. Will keep you informed.
     
Draft saved Draft deleted