I got a pleasant letter from Spain today. A Mrs. Maria Mosquera Gonzalez, who is blessed with two children and works in a bank, has a business opportunity for me. She discovered an abandoned $91 million in her bank's vaults that belongs to a customer who shares my surname. This customer has died, in a fatal car accident, but sadly no next of kin has claimed his fortune. Fortunately, I have the same surname, and Mrs. Gonzalez can help me claim this money as the next of kin. If I don't help her, the Spanish government will claim the money after five years. How do I help this poor woman. She is obviously sincere, intelligent and professional. I mean, the letter seems so formal. What are the odds of me having the same last name as the deceased. That can't be a coincidence. I can't believe my luck today!