My letter from Spain

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I got a pleasant letter from Spain today.

A Mrs. Maria Mosquera Gonzalez, who is blessed with two children and works in a bank, has a business opportunity for me.

She discovered an abandoned $91 million in her bank's vaults that belongs to a customer who shares my surname. This customer has died, in a fatal car accident, but sadly no next of kin has claimed his fortune. Fortunately, I have the same surname, and Mrs. Gonzalez can help me claim this money as the next of kin. If I don't help her, the Spanish government will claim the money after five years.

How do I help this poor woman. She is obviously sincere, intelligent and professional. I mean, the letter seems so formal. What are the odds of me having the same last name as the deceased. That can't be a coincidence. I can't believe my luck today!
 

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You should help her in any way you can! She's obviously in need and well, it could potentially be good for you.

Where's your sense of good judgement?

btw, i know your first name now. :p
 

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You should publish the email address then we can all spam I mean reply on your behalf. The spam bots would pick up on it too very quickly :wink:
 

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Oh yes. I'm sure she's very sincere.

And what an amazing coincidence, Rec 3000 that you and I have the same last name. Dear Maria sent me a letter too.

Funny thing though, I received an email from someone in Africa that had the same business opportunity for me.
 

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Wow what a stroke of luck for you. What are you going to do with your new found wealth?
You would be wise to hire a professional financial adviser and probably a tax professional also.
Oh and by all means get a new unlisted telephone number and if you have many friends and family move and leave no forwarding address. I know this seem harsh but they soon will become nothing but a bunch of free loaders with their hands aways extended out and in your direction.
OH and by the way do have that twenty you owe me?
 
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A Mrs. Maria Mosquera Gonzalez...
How do I help this poor woman... I can't believe my luck today!

We should spam her email with this message::biggrin1:

I'm single man my email: vicotorkaass@gmail,comand i search mearid woman to punch firmly in butthole, I'm 25 years old. If you search man for pen pal and more write to me and i can send to you more information about me and send to you my new pic My Name vicotor i am single man i newer be mearid but now I search woman to love. I don't have credit card and i use it forum to dating with woman, write to me and wee start our relationship my e-mail: vicotorkaass@gmail,com. I waiting your letters in my mail box.Write to me and we will start our relationship.Vicotor.
 

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Mine are always by email!!!

They usually want $25,000 so that they can 'access' the funds! :rolleyes:

Scarey they have your home address and sending it snail mail too!
That's a bit more than spam isn't it? It's like..... meatloaf! :biggrin1:
 

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Wow and I thought I was special when a prince from Nigeria picked me via e-mail. She really brought her 'A' game by posting a letter.
 

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Wouldn't you know it? I just checked my Yahoo mail and found the following:

Compensation Head Office.


Dear Friend,


I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our
unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other
best known to you.But I want to inform you that I have successfully
transferred
the Cheque out of the company to someone else who was capable of assisting me
in this great venture.

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the
course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my
gratitude to you
with the sum of $1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) I have
authorized the finance house where I deposited mymoney to issue you
international certified bank draft cashable at your bank.

The name and contact address of the Person with it is Mr Paul Anderson is as
follows.

CONTACT AGENT: Mr PAUL ANDERSON.
EMAIL: p.anderson150@googlemail.com
Telephone Number:+234-80-8056-3786.

At the moment, I am very busy here because of the investment projects I am
having in spain which myself and my new partner are having at hand.

Finally,remember thatI have forwarded instruction to the finance house on your
behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you contact them
without delay.

Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is
from the
bottom of my heart.Contact Mr Paul Anderson now Thanks and God bless you and
your family.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Best Regards
Mr James Longman
Program (c)2008.


Of course, there never was an unfinished transfer. What makes people gullible enough to respond to this crap?
 
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Rec, that letter isn't genuine, it's spam. SPAM, SPAM SPAM!
Send it to the Mounties or destroy it. Last year I received one letter-- an E-mail-- that claimed I had won a few million pounds on the UK Lottery. How is it possible to win on the lottery without buying a ticket?

Always remember when something is too good to be true, it usually is.

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!

I got a pleasant letter from Spain today.

A Mrs. Maria Mosquera Gonzalez, who is blessed with two children and works in a bank, has a business opportunity for me.

She discovered an abandoned $91 million in her bank's vaults that belongs to a customer who shares my surname. This customer has died, in a fatal car accident, but sadly no next of kin has claimed his fortune. Fortunately, I have the same surname, and Mrs. Gonzalez can help me claim this money as the next of kin. If I don't help her, the Spanish government will claim the money after five years.

How do I help this poor woman. She is obviously sincere, intelligent and professional. I mean, the letter seems so formal. What are the odds of me having the same last name as the deceased. That can't be a coincidence. I can't believe my luck today!
 
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