My life is boring and shitty

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  1. B_Fire-3

    B_Fire-3 New Member

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    Partially because it's winter and it hurts to go outside, my life seems quite boring and shitty lately. I would play with my huge penis, but I'm a little under the weather and it won't go up. What should I do?
     
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    Get a lady friend to come over and play with it!
     
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    Hey why you don't do treesomes?
     
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    Join a porn DVD rental club. That way you get whacking material delivered right to your door so you don't have to go out, and it will pep up your huge penis.

    Another crisis solved.
     
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    Sounds like you need some sleep. And think about the things that you would like to do. Take care of your health and think some good thoughts.
    When you get better, your big cock will definately let you know.

    Maybe fantasize or have an erotic dream. Think sexy thoughts.
     
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    I had a dream that I killed someone accidentally when hunting.
     
  7. IntoxicatingToxin

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    Uhm... you could do something. Like, leave the house 'n shit.
     
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    OMG!! You are David Lynch.
     
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    1. get a life
     
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    get a b 12 shot.
    Go to a tanning salon.
     
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    I don't go out if I can help it during the winter, I loathe the cold, so I make friends come around to me instead of going to the pub or their places as often.
     
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    Deal.
     
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    Hey which porn DVD rental club do you belong to.
    I have Intelliflix, they used to be good but now they suck. No movies, slow service, it sucks.
     
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    Well, many of us are "stranded" in small towns. After 30 years of living in urban areas (DC, 20 years; LA; Vegas), I'm now in a city of 65,000 in California's wretched Central Valley.
    Spend more time camming on the Internet.
    Go bowling.
    Smile, now matter how hard it is to do so.

    Dennis
     
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    omg! I wanna go bowling now that I can use my arms again!
    great advise!
     
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    Move to the southern hemisphere - it's been a great summer in New Zealand!
     
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    Hibernate until spring arrives.:smile:
     
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    I wanna visit!
     
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