My Lumps

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  1. Oralius

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    My Lumps

    What’cha gon do wit’ all that junk
    All that junk inside those trunks

    Imma get-get-get-get you drunk
    Get you love drunk off my lump
    My lump my lump
    My lump my lump my lump
    My lump my lump my lump
    My big ass donkey lump
    Check it out

    I drive these fuckers crazy
    When walkin’ on the daily
    They treat me really nice-ly
    They hit on and entice me
    Bulgin’ like a Humm-a
    One look’ll make them cum-a
    Lot cuz what I got is more
    Than any average brotha
    Don’t have to romance cuz
    I can’t fit in my pants
    I just drop my drawers and hit the bed
    Just lay back and get some head
    Their breath is what I’m takin
    And no I’m not taken
    You’re starin’ at my snake
    So I’ll, I’ll grab my lump

    My lump
    My lump my lump my lump
    My bump my bump my bump
    You love my big ass lump
    My lump it got you

    He’s got my leeeakin’
    Oooh, leakin’ in your pants for me
    Shakin’ your ass for me
    He’s got me leeeakin’
    Oooh, leakin’ in your pants for me
    Fo-for me, for me

    What’cha gon do with all that junk
    All that junk inside those trunks?

    Imma get-get-get-get you drunk
    Get you love drunk off my hump

    What’cha gon do with all that thing
    All that thing inside those jeans?

    I’mma make-make-make-make you scream
    Make you scream, make you scream
    Cuz of my hump
    My hump my hump my hump
    My bump my bump my bump
    My big ass horsey lump
    Check it out

    I met a boy down at the Faultline
    He said “hey hey, look! It’s all mine!”
    I could let you touch it, but you gotta suck it
    Then you let me fuck it
    And mix my snake with your bubble butt
    Snakey snakey bubble
    Mix my snake with your bubble butt
    Snakey snakey riiight

    They say I’m really sexy
    Everyone wants to sex me
    They’re always standin’ next to me
    Always pissin’ next to me
    Starin’ at my lump lump
    Droolin’ at my bump bump
    You can look but you can’t touch it
    If you touch it I’mma
    Start some drama
    You don’t want no drama
    No-no drama, no-no-no-no drama
    So don’t pull out your cock, boy
    No I don’t flip-flop, boy
    I’m just tryna watch, boy
    And grab my lump

    My lump
    My lump my lump my lump
    My bump my bump my bump
    You love my big ass bump
    My big ass Donkey lump (nooo)
    My big ass Horsey lump
    You see my big ass lump
    From the back and from the front
    My lump it got you

    He’s got my leeeakin’
    Oooh, leakin’ in your pants for me
    Shakin’ your ass for me
    He’s got me leeeakin’
    Oooh, leakin’ in your pants for me
    Fo-for me, for me

    What’cha gon do with all that junk
    All that junk inside those trunks?

    Imma get-get-get-get you drunk
    Get you love drunk off my hump

    What’cha gon do with all that thing
    All that thing inside those jeans?

    I’mma make-make-make-make you scream
    Make you scream, make you scream

    What’cha gon do with that big guy
    That big guy inside your fly
    I’mma make-make-make-make you cry
    Make you cry, cry make you cry
     
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