My mailbox is full

[B_Nick8]

But you're the one with the international call plan!

*sits by phone patiently*

I only institute these things for beautiful Welsh women with incredible racks.

 

[got_lost]

:kiss:

I have more than one incredible rack?!!?!?

:tongue:

 

[cockoloco]

:kiss:

I have more than one incredible rack?!!?!?

:tongue:

Oh dear!



Nick, and may I know why, why, WHY none of those latest PM's have been addressed to me?

I'll start to believe that you have forgotten me.:crying:

 

[ZOS23xy]

Or about to be, again. And I'm thinking I should leave it that way.

I love talking to y'all but seriously, 35, 40 pms a day, really? Just call me.

Call you what?

Fashionably late?

Ya owe me a blow job.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Empty your mailbox. All you have to do is click on a couple of buttons, and it all disappears.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello I've got plenty of room in mine, you can borrow that if you like

 

[DiscoBoy]

Or about to be, again. And I'm thinking I should leave it that way.

I love talking to y'all but seriously, 35, 40 pms a day, really? Just call me.

I'm a dick...addicted to you :biggrin1:.

 

[D_Ireonsyd_Colonrinse]

Lucky you. I've started a new internet mailbox-cleaning service.

$75 bucks an hour. Plus you have to pay my airfare and feed me black truffle-stuffed brie and some of that pretentious wine you always waste on nudeyorker.

 

[Honey123]

Nick8, dear, I guess you are just going to have to call me and give me your phone number then. No international dialing needed

 

[nudeyorker]

Lucky you. I've started a new internet mailbox-cleaning service.

$75 bucks an hour. Plus you have to pay my airfare and feed me black truffle-stuffed brie and some of that pretentious wine you always waste on nudeyorker.

Thanks...it really was not at all pretentious, but if you are used to boxed wines, maybe it was.

 

[Honey123]

You know dear, you could always set your account to only accept PM's from friends to cut down on the spam.

 

[B_Nick8]

Mailbox full? Now I won't be able to send that long PM I promised.

I've been holding my breath for weeks.

You know dear, you could always set your account to only accept PM's from friends to cut down on the spam.

What, and miss out on all my correspondence from those Nigerian princes? I need the money.

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

Where's your love letter PM from the man that rang your doorbell yesterday?!

*****ducks for cover......................

 

[Drifterwood]

You and your male box.

 

[B_Monster]

pffft ^

 

[D_Ireonsyd_Colonrinse]

nudeyorker: I have no issue with boxed wine. But, really, how jejune of you to use that stale joke again.


Lamb Killer! Calf killer!

 

[nudeyorker]

nudeyorker: I have no issue with boxed wine. But, really, how jejune of you to use that stale joke again.


Lamb Killer! Calf killer!

Sticks and Stones Will...I have never killed an animal in my life!

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

nudeyorker: I have no issue with boxed wine. But, really, how jejune of you to use that stale joke again.


Lamb Killer! Calf killer!

Hee you said jejune! :biggrin1: No one uses that word anymore. Thank you!

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

If you let your mailbox fill up, how will I send you messages from your grandma?

 

[B_Nick8]

nudeyorker: I have no issue with boxed wine. But, really, how jejune of you to use that stale joke again.


If you use my word just one more time, I will have to hunt you down and kill you. For plagiarism, as you well know.

Sticks and Stones Will...I have never killed an animal in my life!

Maimed and tortured and sent them on their way, yes.

If you let your mailbox fill up, how will I send you messages from your grandma?

Darling. Let's not talk about your nieces.