"My man's best man" (gay erotic story)

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Hey guys!

I write sensual, character-driven gay erotic fiction, stories that build tension and explore desire. I just launched two new multi-chapter stories called "My man's best man" (about a bachelor weekend that turns out much steamier than expected), and antoher one called "Track meat" (about a runner whose training camp sparks intense attraction with his mysterious roommate).

Chapter 1 of "My man's best man" is available now here and on Patreon (free for all members, no payment required) : Get more from Roman Vice on Patreon

If you're into slow burn, hot guys, hidden tension, and zero shame, this one's for you. New chapters drop every week.
Let me know what you think, I'm just getting started! And... enjoy!

Roman Vice
 
This story will be hot, raw, and unapologetically explicit. It’s meant for a mature audience only (18+). Every character is fictional and of legal age. If you think you recognize someone or someplace, it’s just your dirty mind playing tricks on you.

Enjoy the ride!


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1. HOUSE RULES

What's most incredible about weddings is that feeling of freedom that comes just before the big leap. One week before his, I showed up at Max's place for his surprise bachelor party. He didn't know yet what was coming. Neither did I, to be honest…



It's 8:30 PM when I knock on the door. Maureen comes to open it, a mischievous smile playing on her lips. She was expecting me. She knows exactly why I'm here; she's in on the secret. Max is the only one who's still clueless.

Well, technically, he knows I planned something for the weekend. Officially, we're just spending tomorrow at an amusement park, like we often do. But even if he's not exactly a genius, he must suspect something. A week before his wedding, that's kind of suspicious...

"Hey! How's it going? Come in, Max isn't ready yet, we'll wait for him inside."

Maureen kisses me on the cheek, and I follow her to the living room. She offers me a drink, which I refuse. We still have a long way to go before we reach the cabin we rented for the weekend. We talk about everything and nothing, but mostly about the upcoming wedding.

Even though everything is ready and well-organized, she can't help but think about it all the time, worried she's forgotten something. I get it. As Max's best man, I know exactly what she means. I've had plenty of time to see how much of a headache organizing this kind of event can be...

I'm chatting with her when Max appears behind her, at the other end of the living room, at the bottom of the stairs. He's just out of the shower. Towel draped over his shoulders and wearing only a semi-transparent white boxer brief, he walks down the hallway without turning around, saying:

"Sorry man, I'm late. I'll be there in two minutes."

I can't help but check out his muscular ass and broad back as he walks away. Max has something I can't quite explain, but it makes him one of the sexiest guys I know. With his light brown hair, golden hairless skin, and body sculpted like a Greek god statue, he's definitely popular. And not just with women, believe me...

It's only three seconds later, when he disappears into his room, that I catch the thread of the conversation again.

"... I'm counting on you to keep him from doing too much stupid stuff. I'm getting to know him well by now; he has a hard time setting limits for himself..."

Even without Maureen's opening phrase, I understand from her smile that she's half serious, half joking. After several years with Max, she's used to his excesses. Like him, she tends to take things lightly anyway. So even if things go off the rails, it'll still make a good story to tell. And I'm sure she'll be the first to laugh about it...

I don't have time to answer when Max comes back, carrying a gym bag. This time he's dressed, which is almost disappointing.

"So, shall we go?"

He kisses Maureen. She smiles and winks at him as he leaves. I smile too, giving her one last look as I cross the threshold. From what I understand, she had a blast at her bachelorette party two weeks earlier... So even though she knows as well as I do that anything could happen over the weekend, she doesn't seem to mind. Well, she'd better not, because the odds of things going south are pretty high.

Imagine six guys approaching their thirties, spending a whole weekend together in a cabin for a bachelor party. A recipe for one hell of a mess.

As you'll see, that's exactly what's going to happen...



One hand on the wheel, my phone in the other, I take my eyes off the road for a few seconds, just long enough to send a message:

5 minutes. Be ready.

I lay my phone face down on the dashboard. The worst thing that could happen would be Max seeing a notification and blowing our cover before we even arrive. The secret has to stay secret until the end, to keep the surprise.

"Something wrong?" he asks, pointing at my phone.

"No, nothing, don't worry. We're almost there. You'll see, I found us a nice little room for the night."

In the background, the lyrics of Shut Up by Stormzy distract me for a moment. I'm about to ask Max where we left off when a sign announcing our destination appears around a bend.

"Oh, that's it. I think we're here."

I turn right onto a dirt road leading to a big isolated house, lost in the middle of the fields. No one around. Just trees and a pond a little further away.

"You didn't tell me about a place to sleep? This is a whole house," he says, looking curious.

"I did, but it's a room in someone's house. Hope you don't mind..."

"Not at all. I just hope you're okay with the owners possibly hearing us having fun in the middle of the night. You know what I mean..."

He turns to me with a mock-serious face, intense gaze and a provocative smile. He strokes my chin with his fingertips. I know he's just joking, messing with me as usual, but I can't help but feel a thrill of excitement.

I laugh to ease the tension. He does too. At the end of the road, a small parking lot appears. Before he can say more, I park in front of the house entrance.

"What's with these cars?" he asks.

"Uh... I might have lied to you. Just a little. Maybe we're not alone..."

He doesn't answer but frowns, intrigued. He follows me without asking questions inside the house.

We drop our bags by the entrance and, knowing full well the others are waiting for us in the living room, I take the lead and let him follow. Just before entering the room, I let him go ahead of me and switch on the light.

I said I knew very well what awaited us, but maybe I don't. Maybe I'm not aware of everything. First surprise of the weekend...

No sooner have I turned on the light than chaos erupts. The guys come out of the shadows and literally jump on Max to welcome him. Screams, backslaps, hugs, congratulations, and jokes about the upcoming wedding... It's hard to understand exactly what's being said or done as everything's happening at once.

But one thing is for sure, and it's a big one... our friends are naked. All four of them. Completely naked right in the middle of the living room, surrounding Max to welcome him properly.

I hate to say it, but I'm a little jealous. Actually, I'm downright jealous. I wish I were in his place...

I stay in the doorway, thinking they didn't see me. So I enjoy the view for a moment. It's not every day you get to see your best friends naked and that close.

Jake. The rugby player of the group. The loudest, the noisiest, always the center of attention. Right now, he's doing the helicopter with his dick, a silly grin on his face. I barely get to glimpse it, too busy watching his dick bounce on his thick thighs and abs.

Luke. Quieter but always game when it comes to screwing around. Hairier too, really hairy. That's the detail that first attracted me when I met them all. And also why I linger a little too long on his muscular chest and round ass.

Callum. The sexy nerd. The quietest but the most provocative. The sharpest, the most unpredictable. Also the most charming, in a way. Well-built, athletic, neatly trimmed beard and perfect hair. If he wanted, he could probably have everyone at his feet...

Alexander. Seems a bit too into his mission of teasing Max, judging by how he rubs against him or caresses his chest and thighs. No one seems to care. No homo, right? Just bros being bros.

There they are, all four naked, surrounding Max with a closeness that makes me jealous. Nudity doesn't seem to bother them, it's like they forgot or just don't care. I'm not complaining, on the contrary, I'm enjoying the show. I wish I were in his place...

One or two minutes later, the guys calm down and Max finally gets a word in:

"Wow, what a welcome!" he says laughing.

Hands on his head, a mock-shocked expression on his face, you'd think he was embarrassed. That would be to misunderstand him. If there's one thing that's certain about Max, it's that you really have to go out of your way to embarrass him. On that point, he's just like us: manners are overrated...

I'm still wondering who among us is the least modest when Callum speaks up.

"Guys, just a quick note before we start. We agreed on something before you arrived: this weekend, no limits. Really none. This might be the last weekend we do this all together, so we might as well go all out."

Out of the six of us, he's always been the smartest, so I know he has something in mind saying that. And oddly enough, I catch myself smiling, waiting for what's next.

"Now that that's said, we thought of a few rules to follow in the house to encourage the no-limit vibe. Rule one: no t-shirts all weekend. Take those off right now, I don't want to see them anymore."

Max turns to me, a sly smile and a provocative look in his eyes. He knows I'm going to do it—that even though I'm more reasonable than them, it doesn't stop me from having very little modesty. But he likes to push it, to see how far he'll have to go to actually embarrass me.

I take off my t-shirt and Max follows without hesitation, throwing his own shirt right in my face.

"Smell this—that's real manliness."

I sniff his shirt and shrug, pretending to be casual. The truth is, I'm trying to burn this scent into my memory so I don't forget it.

"You know it's going to take a lot more than that to really impress me, right?" I answer him.

"We'll talk about that again in an hour. Don't worry, I won't forget that line, and you'll be the one acting less cocky in the end..."

The guys laugh, and so do I, all eager to see what he has in mind...

Callum speaks up again to announce the next of his famous rules.

"The second one... Unlimited alcohol. As long as there's some left, we keep going. And I can tell you, with what we bought, we won't be running out anytime soon!"

So far, nothing surprising—I expected no less from them.

"Third rule, and this should be the last one for now: if someone dares one of us to do something and that person refuses... they get a penalty they can't refuse."

"We thought of that to add some craziness and unpredictability," Alexander feels the need to clarify. He doesn't even seem to realize how unnecessary his comment is. But I'm used to it; it's part of his charm.

A silence settles. It only lasts three seconds before Max, who seems determined to enjoy his weekend to the fullest now that the initial surprise is over, breaks it.

"We good here, right? When do we start?"

"Whenever you want..." Jake answers.

"Oh wait, one more thing. Fourth house rule — this one's the last, for real: what happens here stays here, obviously. So you better let loose and say or do whatever comes to mind, even the craziest stuff. And when I say everything, I mean everything..."



Two hours later, I'm already dead tired. We all are, completely wasted. Alcohol doesn't forgive. But who cares? We're here to enjoy...

We spent the entire first half of the night, until two or three in the morning, sitting on the terrace telling nonsense and knocking back drinks.

It could have gone on like that for a while. But very quickly, things started to spiral. Like I said, alcohol doesn't forgive...

When Jake stands up on the table, vodka bottle in hand, I quickly realize the party is really about to start. As usual, he's shirtless. He barely put his shirt back on earlier and already took it off again. He lifts the bottle above his head before launching into:

"Guys... I've got an idea. Something that just came to me..."

Even drunk and unsteady, he doesn't seem to have trouble keeping his balance. Habit, probably.

"In a week, Max is getting married. He'll be officially with Maureen, which means no more girls met at the gym or after parties. There'll be only Maureen. So I thought... what if we gave him one last gift by showing him our asses, and he decides which one's the best?"

I admit I'm struggling to follow the logic. I mean, seriously, it makes no sense. But what matters anyway is the conclusion. And I don't know if I should be happy about this situation or worried.

But whatever, Max will decide for me...

"I've got a better idea..."

Max pauses for suspense. He turns to me with the same provocative smile as before. There it is, he's got his revenge...

"We all agree that Ben has the most experience when it comes to guys' asses. Why shouldn't he be the one to judge?"

Oh damn...

This is the worst moment for this topic to come up again, even though with the alcohol I'm glad all the usual rules we set aside have at least disappeared for a moment. Now it's the house rules for the weekend. There will be no limits. For them or for me...

By the way, I think I missed a detail. I thought I told you but...

I'm gay. They often forget it. I try to forget sometimes too. But this weekend, no way. This is the weekend of all possibilities. The one where anything can happen. Where my fantasies might just become reality...

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2. STAG NIGHT

It doesn't take long before I find myself alone on the couch, facing five guys from behind, ready to show me their asses.

The evening is already well underway; the guys are all drunk. Me too, and I'm mostly determined to enjoy the situation. Don't tell me it's not done, they know exactly what they're doing. Especially Max, after all, it was his idea...

A few meters away from me, they line up behind the coffee table in the living room. They joke and laugh loudly, swapping guesses about who will be the winner, each convinced they have the best ass in the group.

It's sweltering in the living room, despite the open windows. The soft light illuminates the center of the room and bounces off the glass wall. Outside, everything is black and seems calm, in total contrast with the chaos inside.

Glass in hand, alcohol already rising to my brain, my thoughts drift.

Is this a good idea? Are things already going too far?

I lose track of events for a brief moment, then pull myself together.

There's no point overthinking it; if they're doing this, they don't care and aren't taking it seriously. I need to stop questioning too much, try to be like them.

I gather myself and see Callum watching me from the corner of his eye, looking concerned. I smile at him, and he turns his attention away.

The guys finally stop their teasing, and we get down to business.

Max in the center, Jake and Luke to his left, Callum and Alexander to his right, they're ready, determined to flaunt their charms and show off all their assets to win.

"Alright, I think we can go," Jake starts.

"Wait. Do we go all at once or one at a time?" Callum asks.

Seeing the others shrug, he continues.

"One at a time, I think it'll be better. It gives Ben more time to judge. And enjoy the view too, you naughty boy... I'll start."

Without waiting, he lifts the bottom of his t-shirt to reveal the small of his back, hairless, hinting at the curve of his round ass. He pulls his pants down to his ankles, then his underwear. The waistband slides to the base of his back and stretches at the start of his ass. His smooth, muscular ass slowly appears, and I can't help biting my lip to try to contain my excitement.

Until now, I thought this was just a dream, but things feel increasingly real. I feel my cock starting to harden between my legs. A bulge appears through my black shorts.

The others are three-quarters turned toward me, watching my reaction. I pull my knees to my chest to hide my erection.

"So, what do you think, Ben? Never seen an ass like this, huh? Come on, tell me it doesn't turn you on..."

He strokes his ass with his hand as he speaks, clearly intent on pushing me to my limits.

As if that isn't enough, he leans forward and slides his hands from his muscular thighs to his ass. He pauses to grab it firmly, then reveals his hole, hairless and pink like the rest.

"And now, you get a better look, right? Is that enough for you to get a clear idea of what I've got to offer?"

I freeze for a moment. Did he just say to offer me? Or just to offer, not specifically to me? I almost forget this dream view, which shouldn't even turn me on, but Max is my mate and, above all, he's getting married next week.

Fuck, why do I always have to complicate everything, ruin everything?

I don't have time to dwell on it before Alexander protests.

"Wait, Max, that's cheating. We said just the asses, don't you think you're doing a bit too much? It's not fair to us!"

"What do you mean not fair? Just do like me, show everything, if you think you need that to win..."

Max gives him a cheeky smile and follows with one last provocation.

"Go on, it's your turn now. Let's see if you dare challenge the groom's orders..."

Internally, I'm glad I only have a very discreet role in this joyful mess; it keeps me from getting too involved and quiets the moral debate that occupied my mind a bit earlier. Whatever's happening, it's going to happen whether I like it or not. So I might as well let go and try to enjoy it. For now, I can just stay quiet and enjoy the view. And what a view!

Despite a mock-offended look and a few complaints, Alexander complies easily, determined to do his best to convince me too.

When I finally look away from Max's ass, I land on his. This time, the hair is there, gleaming almost golden in the light.

Next to Alexander, Callum seems glued to my eyes. His intense gaze makes me doubt the situation I've put myself in, my own behavior. I bite my lip again. Alexander's voice pulls me from my thoughts.

"See, Max, how speechless Ben is now? I told you, you couldn't compete with me..."

Max rolls his eyes, failing to hide his amused expression. Alexander plays with his ass with his fingertips, making it bounce to show it off. I have to admit, his charm works, and not a little! The ceiling light creates a shadow play over his body, highlighting every muscle—impossible to remain indifferent.

It's scorching in the living room; the dim light and smell of alcohol fill my nostrils. I don't know if I'm in hell or heaven. For now, my thoughts have gone quiet. Good, all that's left is to enjoy...

I pour myself another drink, Max does the same, Luke follows. Given how wasted we are, why not...

After this little pause to get even drunker, it's Luke's turn. Without overdoing it, he simply shows his muscular, brown-haired ass and massages it with a firm hand.

Then Jake drops his underwear completely, tossing it at my face. My eyes widen in surprise, but I can't help smiling. Jake has always been playful, so the gesture isn't that shocking...

He can't resist copying Max, revealing his hole too, leaning forward with his cheeks apart. The light only hits the top of his ass, but I swear I see his balls between his legs. Again, I feel like I'm dreaming, and my erection hardens even more.

Only Callum remains, looking at me with an unreadable expression this time. He's always been the most mysterious, and I've never read him like the others.

His intense gaze gives way to a teasing smile, then a wink aimed at me.

He turns around and, slowly, as if playing with my nerves or raising the tension to the max, lowers his underwear. The others still have their asses bare, unashamed, but at that moment I have eyes only for Cal.

What I see drives me wild. The hollow of his lower back looks perfectly sculpted, smooth and muscular, without a trace of fat to spoil the curve. The waistband of his underwear crosses the base of his ass, then slowly descends in a perfect curve to reveal a hairless ass, small but round and firm. The movement stops just below, at the start of his thighs. And I'm in ecstasy.

I don't know if Callum realizes the effect he has on me, but he's, without a doubt, the guy with the best ass. He looks like a magazine model—the kind of guy who has everything exactly where it should be. And isn't afraid to show it.

I'd like to enjoy this view for hours, but Max turns to me to mark the end of the game. It's time for the verdict.

"So Ben, what do you think? Who's got the best ass of the five of us? I already know the answer, but I'd rather have you say it..."

"Not you, anyway. Big mouth doesn't make up for it!"

Max, a good sport, gives me an amused look. With all the jabs he throws at me constantly, he deserves it. The others laugh, and I'm pretty proud of my comeback. Now I just need to decide who I call the winner.

I hope what I say won't cause confusion. Or jealousy. Or complicate things. Or make them imagine stuff...

Alcohol makes me doubt again, the situation as well as my own actions and words. As usual, I try not to think about it. It's hard being a gay guy in a group of shameless mates like this. Luckily, they've always done their best to make me feel comfortable. Today too...

Doesn't matter, I have to make my choice. Logically, it should be Callum, but given the troubled looks he's thrown me, I'm not comfortable picking him. So, a bit by default, my choice falls on...

"Alex. Even though I hesitated, I think you've got the best ass."

"Alright! Thanks, Ben! For that, I suggest we all grab another drink!"



The rest of the evening passes in a blur. I have to admit I lose track of events very quickly. It usually takes me a while to get completely drunk, but once I am, it's for real. After I've crowned Alexander the best ass in the group, things don't seem to calm down, on the contrary...

The bottle stash for tonight runs out fast, mostly drained by Luke and Jake. The heat takes its toll on almost all the clothes they still have on, so apart from me, still dressed, shirt just open, the others are all in their boxers. Or naked, in Jake's case, who clearly has a problem with clothes.

Before my eyes, half-naked bodies brush against each other. Fleeting, accidental touches or manly hugs, skin on skin, follow one another. A certain sexual tension hangs in the living room, without anyone really knowing what caused it.

Across the room, Max and Jake slow dance, more erotic than romantic, singing off-key.

"And I... will always love you..."

Max's hands slide down to Jake's ass, caressing it sensually. I smile, amused by the scene. Seeing them like that, you'd never guess Max is getting married next week.

My gaze drifts to the coffee table, disappearing under empty glasses and bottles. Then to the sofa, where Luke, completely wasted, slumps across Alexander's thighs.

This spectator role suits me perfectly, and anyway, I'm not sure I'll remember any of this tomorrow given how much I've drunk tonight.

Callum comes closer, and we spend the rest of the evening sitting side by side on the couch, our thighs pressed together, sticky with sweat. His hand, surprisingly roaming, sends shivers of excitement every time it brushes or slides along the bare skin of my arms or, lower than my shorts, my legs.

After a while, I even risk a fingertip caress on his thigh. He responds with a smile...



Max and Jake have gone to bed. With Callum, we decide to help Luke reach the bed he shares with Jake. He's so drunk he couldn't find his room or climb the stairs alone.

After some unsteady steps, Luke stands between us, arms around our shoulders. We try to find a rhythm and move forward as best we can.

At the bottom of the stairs, we quickly realize the climb will be tough. On the first steps, Luke sways, leaning forward, bent at the lower back. I lower my hand to the small of his back, palm flat, trying to straighten him by pushing his hips forward. Callum's hand joins mine, guiding me lower until I'm at the curve of his ass. Luckily, he's still wearing his boxers...

I say nothing, but the contact both disturbs and excites me. Conflicting emotions mix, so I focus on the stairs ahead to avoid thinking about it. At least it keeps us from falling.

Another minute and we reach the boys' room. Once Luke is laid down next to a just-as-drunk Jake, Callum and I return to the room we share.

He closes the door behind him and turns to me. In the dim light, lit only by the faint ceiling lamp, I still see that same worried expression on his face, that concerned look from earlier. He moves closer, resting his hand on my forearm. After a silence, he says a few words that will probably shape the rest of my weekend.

"You know, Ben, there's no point overthinking. Even drunk, I saw you were a little bothered by the situation. You think too much, let things happen as they are. We're among friends, nobody cares, don't worry. And if there's ever a problem, we'll tell you, but there won't be, I promise..."

He drapes an arm over my shoulders, and that simple gesture, along with his words, reassures me.

I rest my head on his shoulder, letting the moment linger. That's partly why I like him so much, for his calm and reassuring presence.

His arm slides down to wrap around my waist. I feel his fingertips gently caress my stomach, a soothing touch. Even though it's not really appropriate, he's so close to my groin that I can't help finding it arousing.

After a few seconds, I sit up and turn to him.

"Thanks, Cal, really. I'll try my best."

He nods, approving, then goes to bed without a word. He takes off his jeans but keeps his boxers on as he slips under the sheets.

The first evening has barely ended and things have already gone much further than I expected. I still don't know what to make of it. Is it good, is it bad? As if good or bad even matters...

If only I knew at that moment that I'd end up fucking with one of them before the weekend is over, I probably wouldn't have worried so much...
 
This story will be hot, raw, and unapologetically explicit. It’s meant for a mature audience only (18+). Every character is fictional and of legal age. If you think you recognize someone or someplace, it’s just your dirty mind playing tricks on you.

Enjoy the ride!


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1. HOUSE RULES

What's most incredible about weddings is that feeling of freedom that comes just before the big leap. One week before his, I showed up at Max's place for his surprise bachelor party. He didn't know yet what was coming. Neither did I, to be honest…



It's 8:30 PM when I knock on the door. Maureen comes to open it, a mischievous smile playing on her lips. She was expecting me. She knows exactly why I'm here; she's in on the secret. Max is the only one who's still clueless.

Well, technically, he knows I planned something for the weekend. Officially, we're just spending tomorrow at an amusement park, like we often do. But even if he's not exactly a genius, he must suspect something. A week before his wedding, that's kind of suspicious...

"Hey! How's it going? Come in, Max isn't ready yet, we'll wait for him inside."

Maureen kisses me on the cheek, and I follow her to the living room. She offers me a drink, which I refuse. We still have a long way to go before we reach the cabin we rented for the weekend. We talk about everything and nothing, but mostly about the upcoming wedding.

Even though everything is ready and well-organized, she can't help but think about it all the time, worried she's forgotten something. I get it. As Max's best man, I know exactly what she means. I've had plenty of time to see how much of a headache organizing this kind of event can be...

I'm chatting with her when Max appears behind her, at the other end of the living room, at the bottom of the stairs. He's just out of the shower. Towel draped over his shoulders and wearing only a semi-transparent white boxer brief, he walks down the hallway without turning around, saying:

"Sorry man, I'm late. I'll be there in two minutes."

I can't help but check out his muscular ass and broad back as he walks away. Max has something I can't quite explain, but it makes him one of the sexiest guys I know. With his light brown hair, golden hairless skin, and body sculpted like a Greek god statue, he's definitely popular. And not just with women, believe me...

It's only three seconds later, when he disappears into his room, that I catch the thread of the conversation again.

"... I'm counting on you to keep him from doing too much stupid stuff. I'm getting to know him well by now; he has a hard time setting limits for himself..."

Even without Maureen's opening phrase, I understand from her smile that she's half serious, half joking. After several years with Max, she's used to his excesses. Like him, she tends to take things lightly anyway. So even if things go off the rails, it'll still make a good story to tell. And I'm sure she'll be the first to laugh about it...

I don't have time to answer when Max comes back, carrying a gym bag. This time he's dressed, which is almost disappointing.

"So, shall we go?"

He kisses Maureen. She smiles and winks at him as he leaves. I smile too, giving her one last look as I cross the threshold. From what I understand, she had a blast at her bachelorette party two weeks earlier... So even though she knows as well as I do that anything could happen over the weekend, she doesn't seem to mind. Well, she'd better not, because the odds of things going south are pretty high.

Imagine six guys approaching their thirties, spending a whole weekend together in a cabin for a bachelor party. A recipe for one hell of a mess.

As you'll see, that's exactly what's going to happen...



One hand on the wheel, my phone in the other, I take my eyes off the road for a few seconds, just long enough to send a message:

5 minutes. Be ready.

I lay my phone face down on the dashboard. The worst thing that could happen would be Max seeing a notification and blowing our cover before we even arrive. The secret has to stay secret until the end, to keep the surprise.

"Something wrong?" he asks, pointing at my phone.

"No, nothing, don't worry. We're almost there. You'll see, I found us a nice little room for the night."

In the background, the lyrics of Shut Up by Stormzy distract me for a moment. I'm about to ask Max where we left off when a sign announcing our destination appears around a bend.

"Oh, that's it. I think we're here."

I turn right onto a dirt road leading to a big isolated house, lost in the middle of the fields. No one around. Just trees and a pond a little further away.

"You didn't tell me about a place to sleep? This is a whole house," he says, looking curious.

"I did, but it's a room in someone's house. Hope you don't mind..."

"Not at all. I just hope you're okay with the owners possibly hearing us having fun in the middle of the night. You know what I mean..."

He turns to me with a mock-serious face, intense gaze and a provocative smile. He strokes my chin with his fingertips. I know he's just joking, messing with me as usual, but I can't help but feel a thrill of excitement.

I laugh to ease the tension. He does too. At the end of the road, a small parking lot appears. Before he can say more, I park in front of the house entrance.

"What's with these cars?" he asks.

"Uh... I might have lied to you. Just a little. Maybe we're not alone..."

He doesn't answer but frowns, intrigued. He follows me without asking questions inside the house.

We drop our bags by the entrance and, knowing full well the others are waiting for us in the living room, I take the lead and let him follow. Just before entering the room, I let him go ahead of me and switch on the light.

I said I knew very well what awaited us, but maybe I don't. Maybe I'm not aware of everything. First surprise of the weekend...

No sooner have I turned on the light than chaos erupts. The guys come out of the shadows and literally jump on Max to welcome him. Screams, backslaps, hugs, congratulations, and jokes about the upcoming wedding... It's hard to understand exactly what's being said or done as everything's happening at once.

But one thing is for sure, and it's a big one... our friends are naked. All four of them. Completely naked right in the middle of the living room, surrounding Max to welcome him properly.

I hate to say it, but I'm a little jealous. Actually, I'm downright jealous. I wish I were in his place...

I stay in the doorway, thinking they didn't see me. So I enjoy the view for a moment. It's not every day you get to see your best friends naked and that close.

Jake. The rugby player of the group. The loudest, the noisiest, always the center of attention. Right now, he's doing the helicopter with his dick, a silly grin on his face. I barely get to glimpse it, too busy watching his dick bounce on his thick thighs and abs.

Luke. Quieter but always game when it comes to screwing around. Hairier too, really hairy. That's the detail that first attracted me when I met them all. And also why I linger a little too long on his muscular chest and round ass.

Callum. The sexy nerd. The quietest but the most provocative. The sharpest, the most unpredictable. Also the most charming, in a way. Well-built, athletic, neatly trimmed beard and perfect hair. If he wanted, he could probably have everyone at his feet...

Alexander. Seems a bit too into his mission of teasing Max, judging by how he rubs against him or caresses his chest and thighs. No one seems to care. No homo, right? Just bros being bros.

There they are, all four naked, surrounding Max with a closeness that makes me jealous. Nudity doesn't seem to bother them, it's like they forgot or just don't care. I'm not complaining, on the contrary, I'm enjoying the show. I wish I were in his place...

One or two minutes later, the guys calm down and Max finally gets a word in:

"Wow, what a welcome!" he says laughing.

Hands on his head, a mock-shocked expression on his face, you'd think he was embarrassed. That would be to misunderstand him. If there's one thing that's certain about Max, it's that you really have to go out of your way to embarrass him. On that point, he's just like us: manners are overrated...

I'm still wondering who among us is the least modest when Callum speaks up.

"Guys, just a quick note before we start. We agreed on something before you arrived: this weekend, no limits. Really none. This might be the last weekend we do this all together, so we might as well go all out."

Out of the six of us, he's always been the smartest, so I know he has something in mind saying that. And oddly enough, I catch myself smiling, waiting for what's next.

"Now that that's said, we thought of a few rules to follow in the house to encourage the no-limit vibe. Rule one: no t-shirts all weekend. Take those off right now, I don't want to see them anymore."

Max turns to me, a sly smile and a provocative look in his eyes. He knows I'm going to do it—that even though I'm more reasonable than them, it doesn't stop me from having very little modesty. But he likes to push it, to see how far he'll have to go to actually embarrass me.

I take off my t-shirt and Max follows without hesitation, throwing his own shirt right in my face.

"Smell this—that's real manliness."

I sniff his shirt and shrug, pretending to be casual. The truth is, I'm trying to burn this scent into my memory so I don't forget it.

"You know it's going to take a lot more than that to really impress me, right?" I answer him.

"We'll talk about that again in an hour. Don't worry, I won't forget that line, and you'll be the one acting less cocky in the end..."

The guys laugh, and so do I, all eager to see what he has in mind...

Callum speaks up again to announce the next of his famous rules.

"The second one... Unlimited alcohol. As long as there's some left, we keep going. And I can tell you, with what we bought, we won't be running out anytime soon!"

So far, nothing surprising—I expected no less from them.

"Third rule, and this should be the last one for now: if someone dares one of us to do something and that person refuses... they get a penalty they can't refuse."

"We thought of that to add some craziness and unpredictability," Alexander feels the need to clarify. He doesn't even seem to realize how unnecessary his comment is. But I'm used to it; it's part of his charm.

A silence settles. It only lasts three seconds before Max, who seems determined to enjoy his weekend to the fullest now that the initial surprise is over, breaks it.

"We good here, right? When do we start?"

"Whenever you want..." Jake answers.

"Oh wait, one more thing. Fourth house rule — this one's the last, for real: what happens here stays here, obviously. So you better let loose and say or do whatever comes to mind, even the craziest stuff. And when I say everything, I mean everything..."



Two hours later, I'm already dead tired. We all are, completely wasted. Alcohol doesn't forgive. But who cares? We're here to enjoy...

We spent the entire first half of the night, until two or three in the morning, sitting on the terrace telling nonsense and knocking back drinks.

It could have gone on like that for a while. But very quickly, things started to spiral. Like I said, alcohol doesn't forgive...

When Jake stands up on the table, vodka bottle in hand, I quickly realize the party is really about to start. As usual, he's shirtless. He barely put his shirt back on earlier and already took it off again. He lifts the bottle above his head before launching into:

"Guys... I've got an idea. Something that just came to me..."

Even drunk and unsteady, he doesn't seem to have trouble keeping his balance. Habit, probably.

"In a week, Max is getting married. He'll be officially with Maureen, which means no more girls met at the gym or after parties. There'll be only Maureen. So I thought... what if we gave him one last gift by showing him our asses, and he decides which one's the best?"

I admit I'm struggling to follow the logic. I mean, seriously, it makes no sense. But what matters anyway is the conclusion. And I don't know if I should be happy about this situation or worried.

But whatever, Max will decide for me...

"I've got a better idea..."

Max pauses for suspense. He turns to me with the same provocative smile as before. There it is, he's got his revenge...

"We all agree that Ben has the most experience when it comes to guys' asses. Why shouldn't he be the one to judge?"

Oh damn...

This is the worst moment for this topic to come up again, even though with the alcohol I'm glad all the usual rules we set aside have at least disappeared for a moment. Now it's the house rules for the weekend. There will be no limits. For them or for me...

By the way, I think I missed a detail. I thought I told you but...

I'm gay. They often forget it. I try to forget sometimes too. But this weekend, no way. This is the weekend of all possibilities. The one where anything can happen. Where my fantasies might just become reality...

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You said something about being glad all the usual rules you set aside for a moment. Now it's the house rules for the weekend.

Are there rules in place with the guys because you he is gay?
 
You said something about being glad all the usual rules you set aside for a moment. Now it's the house rules for the weekend.

Are there rules in place with the guys because you he is gay?
Not really because he’s gay, it’s more about Ben holding himself back. With these guys, there aren’t those usual limits, even more during this weekend… and you’ll see how that plays out! 😉
 
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3. THE HANGOVER

The hangover hits me the moment I wake up. Fuck, my head hurts. It's pounding against my temples. My throat is dry. I need a glass of water.

Daylight filters through the closed shutters. The sun must already be high, almost noon by now...

Lying on my side, legs curled up, I immediately feel a presence close, intimate. Callum's arm is wrapped around my waist. His stomach presses against my back, his breath brushing the back of my neck and sending shivers down my spine. He's spooned up tight against me. I didn't expect to wake up like this, but it's a damn good surprise. His warm body makes me want to stay in bed a little longer.

I curl closer into him. The contact feels both comforting and erotic. Strange, but so good. I shift slightly and feel something hot and hard nestled against the small of my back. Is that really...

Trying not to move too much, I slide my fingers down to be sure. First surprise: at some point during the night, he ditched his boxers. My hand moves along the inside of his bare thigh until it bumps into a full, round shape. Without even thinking, I brush his balls lightly with my fingertips. Then I move up, slow, gliding against his smooth warm skin. The heat confirms what I already guessed: it's Callum's cock pressing against me. Unable to resist the temptation, I wrap my fingers around it and start stroking. I squeeze a little tighter, testing, sliding my hand up and down. When Callum lets out a low moan and shifts in his sleep.

Shit. Did I just wake him up? I don't know how he'd react if he realized I was taking advantage of him while he slept. I'm not sure I want to find out.

I pull my hand back right away. I need to clear my head, cool off. A shower will do me good.

I try to slip out of bed as carefully as I can, but it's not enough. With a long sigh, Callum rolls onto his back, stretches his arms above his head, then blinks his eyes open. Our gazes lock. He stares at me for a little too long, face unreadable. Thrown off, I can't think of anything better to say than:

"Sleep well?"

"Yeah... you?"

"Same."

He just answers with a faint smile, then stretches again, his muscles flexing and tightening. I almost look away, but then I remember what he told me last night. With him, at least, I don't have to set limits. Not like with the others, where I know I'll never let go until they say it outright. Hard to shake old habits...

I let myself take in the view of his naked body, which he seems more than happy to put on display judging by the amused look on his face. My eyes trail down his toned torso, his abs cut just enough, his half-hard cock I'd just been holding between my fingers...

His eyes never leave mine as he slides a hand down his abs, lower, to his pelvis. He strokes his semi, slow, teasing, coaxing it stiffer. He keeps staring at me, and I don't miss a second of it.

Is it just the alcohol still in our system? Callum is never like this usually, never this direct, always guarded, mysterious. Now that I think about it, I don't really know much about him at all. A lot less than about the others. What if I've had him all wrong since the beginning?

Before I can think any further, he asks, his voice thick with suggestion:

"Don't you wanna stay in bed a little longer? Come on, feels good with the two of us..."

His hand hasn't left his cock, stroking it lazily, up and down the whole length.

I hesitate, weighing it over. Just as I'm about to give in, I pull back to reason.

"Sorry, I need to drink something. And walk around a bit. Clear my head."

I should've said yes. I should've taken my shot. But it's hard to unlearn bad habits. Even with friends this close, I hold myself back. Callum looks a little disappointed, but he's not done.

"Alright, go then. But come back right after, I've got an idea. The others aren't awake yet, so we might as well have some fun while we can..."



Ten minutes later, we're standing in Luke and Jake's room, shutters cracked just enough to let in some light. Cal pulled on a pair of boxers before leaving, but clearly he's not interested in adding any more layers. Clothes were never really his thing anyway.

He laid out his plan on the way here, and I've been grinning about it ever since. Dumb as it is, it's the kind of prank that never gets old, especially when it's just us guys.

We stand motionless in the doorway, careful not to make a sound. I hang back while Cal takes the lead, phone already in my hand.

He approaches the bed and peels back the blanket covering Luke and Jake. Last night we made sure Luke had boxers on before we put him to bed, but Jake wasn't as lucky—he's stretched out naked on his back, cock resting against his thigh. Even better, it'll make the prank that much easier...

Cal glances at me to make sure I'm ready. I step closer and nod. He gently takes Jake's hand and guides it down into Luke's boxers. Neither of them stirs, both still dead asleep. Cal steps back, a smug grin tugging at his lips, leaving me to get the evidence.

Looking at them, you could almost believe it happened naturally, Jake's hand slipping down on its own into Luke's shorts. They look kind of cute like this, like a couple caught in the act.

I take a few shots from different angles, never taking my eyes off their naked bodies. I'll sort through them later. Not like I'd ever turn down hot pics of my mates to jerk off to. Maybe I shouldn't, but Cal told me to stop overthinking things, so why not start enjoying myself now?

As soon as I pocket my phone, Cal moves back to the bed and shakes their shoulders. Jake's hand is still in Luke's boxers—they're in for a surprise.

Jake is the first to stir, groaning as he cracks his eyes open. He sits up and looks at us, then glances down. To his hand. To Luke's boxers.

"The fuck is this shit?"

He yanks his hand away like he's been caught red-handed. Takes a lot more than that to embarrass him, but it's obvious the prank threw him off. He definitely wasn't expecting this.

"Don't tell him, alright? Don't be dicks."

There's no anger in his voice, no worry—just a knee-jerk reaction, pure instinct.

"Relax, we won't say anything..." I answer.

If only he knew.

The noise wakes Luke, who props himself up too.

"Sleep well?" Cal asks him.

"Eh, had better... what time is it?"

"Little past noon," I say.

"Shit, guess we better get up then."

Cal cuts in, clearly already plotting something else.

"Yeah, probably. C'mon, we've still got Max and Alex to wake. Ben, grab a pot from the kitchen, fill it with water. Let's make sure they remember this wake-up call..."



When I go back upstairs, carrying the filled pot to the upstairs bathroom, I find the guys at the entrance of Max and Alex's room. Like Cal, the other two have had the decency to put on underwear, even if I wouldn't have minded the opposite. They turn toward me as soon as they hear me approaching, clearly eager to see what comes next. Cal didn't tell me exactly what he had in mind, but I understand perfectly where he's going. A pot full of water and two friends still asleep in the same equation leaves little to the imagination...

"Ready, Ben? You just have to pour it on them, right on the bed. I think it'll be funny."

Here we go. I was right, Cal really wants to soak them as soon as they wake up. I can tell this is going to be hilarious. And given the white underwear they're both wearing, we're probably in for quite a sight...

I approach the bed quietly, and without hesitation, I pour the pot straight over the almost-naked bodies of Max and Alex.

Both wake up with a start, completely disoriented.

"Fuck, guys! What the hell is this?"

As Max yells like he usually does, Alex says nothing and tries to gather his bearings. It probably isn't easy given all the alcohol he drank yesterday...

They wait a few more seconds before jumping out of bed to dry off.

"Are you serious? Don't you have anything better to do?" Max asks us, unable to hide his amusement.

It's obvious they're both enjoying the situation too. Anyway, with the way they look—guys who just fell out of bed with a hangover—they have no credibility, so even if they get mad, it wouldn't change anything. Especially since their underwear is so thin it doesn't hide any of their anatomy. They'll have a hard time being taken seriously...

We all burst out laughing, and already Max gets rid of his wet underwear. He's right, he'll be more comfortable naked. Not that I'm complaining...

As Alex starts doing the same and I'm about to enjoy the view of his naked body, Cal interrupts me.

"Alright, that's enough nonsense for this morning. Take your time, we'll be waiting downstairs."

The four of us go down while they finish getting ready. Another day of causing chaos awaits...


"Alright, guys. What are we eating for lunch? I'm starving..."

Max is slouched on the couch, still a bit out of it. Even though we mostly recovered from last night's party, it's going to take another hour or two to get fully back to ourselves. But of course, for now, nobody wants to cook. As usual, it's Callum who takes charge.

"You know what, I have an idea... Rock, paper, scissors. For all six of us. The loser(s) cook. Sound good?"

The guys all look at him, waiting for the rest.

"Okay, if you say so. And the winner?" Max asks.

Cal pretends to think for a moment, then throws a teasing glance at us, jokingly:

"The winner gets a relaxing shower break... with the player of their choice."

Jake can't hide his surprise.

"Whoa, what's up with you, Cal? Taking advantage of the situation to fulfill your fantasies? Did the night with Ben flip you over?"

"Maybe, who knows. He's got his charm..."

Everyone laughs, and I can't help it either. Even though deep down, I understand exactly what Cal has in mind. He hopes it's either him or me who wins, so we can have that hot moment together that I refused earlier. And if circumstances go that way, I'll enjoy it...

But for now, we still need to choose the losers. Only when Alexander joins in do we get down to business.

"Alright, shall we go? I have a rock-paper-scissors game to win..."

Everyone smiles at his innuendo, then we form a circle without delay. Here we go.

From the very first round, we have our losers: Jake and Luke. They complain a little but are good sports. They'll be cooking lunch. Now we just need to pick the winner.

We tighten the circle so only the "finalists" remain, and the game continues. Not for long, because this time Alex wins.

Cal gives me a disappointed look, and I respond with a smile to show him he still has a chance—the weekend isn't over. I'm surprised I don't shut the door on him this time. Maybe I'm finally on the right track to start letting go...

Anyway, I'll have to do it very quickly, because when Alex chooses who he's taking with him...

"Ben. You're the one I choose, you coming?"

... Despite the surprise, I follow him with a smile at the corner of my lips. The others, equally surprised and amused by this choice, throw a few jibes our way and sarcastically tell us to enjoy the moment. Believe me, that's exactly what I intend to do...

I cast one last glance at Cal, who shoots me a sour look. I try not to pay attention; he'll have time to explain later. If he wants to take a shower with me, it'll be for another time. For now, it's Alex who's waiting for me, and if he chose me, there must be a reason—maybe looking for something particular. In any case, if I'm not mistaken about his intentions, I plan to thank him properly...