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Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa...who ever thought of Penis Pringles? If I had one that big I'd be rich beyond imagination.

Marvel has found a new superhero...............PringlePenis.................Soon to be in a cinema near you....Perhaps this is one of the new Superevils or is it Superbaddies ....either way...wonder what cum shooting, web stickiness will issue forth?
 

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I don't know what's dumber. The fake or the people in his gallery that buy the shit.
I feel so bad since I'm usually not so judgmental but... Holy shit the people who cannot tell it's fake are fucking morons! Some of the people who complimented me and my pics also complimented that album. Makes me wonder...

These people are the ones who vehemently believe in 14inch dicks and such.

Fun fact Pringles cans are "only" 9 inches long so this dick might not even be 14inches either (Julio gomez claims that size by the way!)
 

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I feel so bad since I'm usually not so judgmental but... Holy shit the people who cannot tell it's fake are fucking morons! Some of the people who complimented me and my pics also complimented that album. Makes me wonder...

These people are the ones who vehemently believe in 14inch dicks and such.

Fun fact Pringles cans are "only" 9 inches long so this dick might not even be 14inches either (Julio gomez claims that size by the way!)
Im not claiming to be 14 inches long, as you mentioned a pringles can is 9 inches long, hence my dick is a bit longer but it still is "only" 12.5 inches. We can continue talking when I submit a pic for verification :)
 

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Im not claiming to be 14 inches long, as you mentioned a pringles can is 9 inches long, hence my dick is a bit longer but it still is "only" 12.5 inches. We can continue talking when I submit a pic for verification :)
A pic for verification can still be altered. As skinny as you can be your dick can never be as large as your thighs. Plus there is a huge difference in girth between the two pictures so.
Nice try.
Next.
 

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I don't know what's dumber. The fake or the people in his gallery that buy the shit.

I will venture to say the later. A fake penis is just funny! People are not proud enough of the penis they have they make it look like something from a porno shop.
 
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Im not claiming to be 14 inches long, as you mentioned a pringles can is 9 inches long, hence my dick is a bit longer but it still is "only" 12.5 inches. We can continue talking when I submit a pic for verification :)

I never understand thoses people who fake, and still look to be convinced themselves its true
I mean you know its a fake, but you still pretends its real, what do you earn by doing that ? you feel better ? you want attention ?

But I guess its only virtual, because what you do when someone want to meet you in real ? you find an excuses for don't meet this person ? so finaly you lied for nothing ? (because here its only pict, but there alot of people who fake their whole life)