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Long story but this very respectable doctor I know asks me to his health club for a game of tennis and to get away for awhile from some stress. This is a VERY exclusive country club, very nice. I'm like, sure - I'll go. What a nice thing to invite me out his gym. We play a couple games, the old(er) man beat me but I held my own.
He's like "Hey, go relax, get in the hot tub, take a steam and enjoy yourself", so we parted ways - him off to the juice bar probably to flirt with the old tennis lady bunch.
So I go into the locker room - they provide you with towel and flip-flop type sandals. They have a hot tub in the locker room - my first thought "germs" but what the hell - it was awesome. With only my flip flops on, towel in hand, I'm strolling, looking around for a nice shower - one of the cool Swedish ones with all the shower heads - surely THIS place has one of those cool ones. I'm looking, looking, I see a door - one of the glass ones that you can't see through - I go through - there is the steam room. I'll come back here I thought, just let me find a Swedish shower. I see another glass door - AH! They have to have one in here.
I walk through and see more sink area, of course my towel is in my hand and I'm totally naked except for my free flip flops. All of a sudden something doesn't seem right. Wait a minute. I look at myself in the mirror - naked - and I hear it. Female voices. It hits me - I'm in the ladies locker room. I think I twisted my knee turning around so fast. It took me forever to get back the 5 steps to the glass door, please. please let me get to the door. I made it. No one saw me. How did I miss all the signs posted about the Co-Ed sauna? Signs saying attire required? My heart skipped a beat, I was sweating. I went right to my clothes. Got dressed and left. My most embarrassing moment - ever - even if no one noticed. No one.
He's like "Hey, go relax, get in the hot tub, take a steam and enjoy yourself", so we parted ways - him off to the juice bar probably to flirt with the old tennis lady bunch.
So I go into the locker room - they provide you with towel and flip-flop type sandals. They have a hot tub in the locker room - my first thought "germs" but what the hell - it was awesome. With only my flip flops on, towel in hand, I'm strolling, looking around for a nice shower - one of the cool Swedish ones with all the shower heads - surely THIS place has one of those cool ones. I'm looking, looking, I see a door - one of the glass ones that you can't see through - I go through - there is the steam room. I'll come back here I thought, just let me find a Swedish shower. I see another glass door - AH! They have to have one in here.
I walk through and see more sink area, of course my towel is in my hand and I'm totally naked except for my free flip flops. All of a sudden something doesn't seem right. Wait a minute. I look at myself in the mirror - naked - and I hear it. Female voices. It hits me - I'm in the ladies locker room. I think I twisted my knee turning around so fast. It took me forever to get back the 5 steps to the glass door, please. please let me get to the door. I made it. No one saw me. How did I miss all the signs posted about the Co-Ed sauna? Signs saying attire required? My heart skipped a beat, I was sweating. I went right to my clothes. Got dressed and left. My most embarrassing moment - ever - even if no one noticed. No one.