My Mother's Day Poem

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    I had hoped this was going to be something I could cut 'n paste into an e-card and shoot off to my mother, claiming it as my own. I didn't know it would be so...confessional.
     
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    You need a stanza thanking her for the excellent genetic material (or, at least the half of it) that gives you such a nice cock!
     
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    Go right ahead :tongue:
     
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    Much as the offer is appreciated, thankfully wiser ideas prevailed and I called her instead. The old girl's a big lib in her own way but there's only so much her ticker can take. :biggrin1:
     
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